You're Worthless and You Know It

You're Worthless and You Know It
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 88
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ISBN-10 : 1548642312
ISBN-13 : 9781548642310
Rating : 4/5 (12 Downloads)

Synopsis You're Worthless and You Know It by : Will Jorden

Finally you'll be able to find acceptance in what a worthless person you are. You're Worthless And You Know It is a parody on the popular Self Help genera to become the world's first truly De-Motivational book. This satire will help you identify your personal worthlessness, learn acceptance, and ultimately how to live in harmony with your worthless self. Self-help books would have you imagine yourself as someone who's capable of limitless achievement. Sadly all that does is set you up for limitless disappointment when you fail to achieve anything because of how worthless you are. I want you to be happy as a worthless individual. You're Worthless And You Know It is a quick read and makes the perfect gift for all the worthless people in your life. Having said that it's small enough to leave under your ex's windshield wiper after you've superglued the door shut and slash the tires (not that I've ever done that or that you could prove it was me or that I'm condoning those specific actions). Author Will Jorden lays out such groundbreaking work because believe it or not he has a history of worthlessness. His writing is to the point, humorous, and informative. You'll hardly notice your self-esteem, confidence, and dignity dropping faster than your I.Q.

You're F#cking Worthless and You F#cking Know It

You're F#cking Worthless and You F#cking Know It
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Total Pages : 92
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ISBN-10 : 1548601926
ISBN-13 : 9781548601928
Rating : 4/5 (26 Downloads)

Synopsis You're F#cking Worthless and You F#cking Know It by : Will Jorden

Warning this Anti self-help book is the extremely EXPLICIT version of "You're Worthless And You Know It". If you can't handle harsh language then buy the clean version. With this book you'll finally be able to find acceptance in what a worthless person you are. "You're F#cking Worthless And You F#cking Know It" is a parody on the popular Self Help genera to become the world's first truly De-Motivational book. This satire will help you identify your personal worthlessness, learn acceptance, and ultimately how to live in harmony with your worthless self. Along the way you'll also be relentlessly insulted. Self-help books would have you imagine yourself as someone who's capable of limitless achievement. Sadly all that does is set you up for limitless disappointment when you fail to achieve anything because of how worthless you are. I want you to be happy as a worthless individual. You're Worthless And You Know It is a quick read and makes the perfect gift for all the worthless people in your life. Having said that it's small enough to leave under your ex's windshield wiper after you've superglued the door shut and slash the tires (not that I've ever done that or that you could prove it was me or that I'm condoning those specific actions). Author Will Jorden lays out such groundbreaking work because believe it or not he has a history of worthlessness. His writing is to the point, humorous, and informative. You'll hardly notice your self-esteem, confidence, and dignity dropping faster than your I.Q.

You Are Worthless

You Are Worthless
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 242
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ISBN-10 : 9780740789410
ISBN-13 : 0740789414
Rating : 4/5 (10 Downloads)

Synopsis You Are Worthless by : Scott Dikkers

You Are Worthless is the self-help book from hell. This bracing blast of negativity takes aim at the impossibly cheerful "inspirational self-help" books flooding the market and hits the bullseye, with chapters such as "Your Good-for-Nothing Friends," "Your Miserable Job," and "Life: What's the Use". This hilarious parody collects hundreds of tidbits of painful reality such as "You're no good, you're not great-looking, and you're going to die someday and it's probably going to hurt." Who among us isn't sick to death of the gushy, new-agey inspirational books that blindly assert that everyone is worthy? We all know the truth, and this book is as refreshing as a slap to the face. Just some of the depressingly humorous nuggets of truth include: * You don't really have any outstanding qualities. It's safe to say you're pretty much just like everybody else. * The only reason your pet likes you is because you feed it. * As you get older, you are going to have less and less control over your bladder. * If you take a big risk and follow your dream, chances are you're going to fall flat on your face. You Are Worthless also features a section called "Hopeless Role Models from History," including Helen Keller ("I've had it"), and Abraham Lincoln ("The only thing I'm good at is losing").

You Are Old

You Are Old
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 130
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ISBN-10 : 9781449418397
ISBN-13 : 1449418392
Rating : 4/5 (97 Downloads)

Synopsis You Are Old by : Scott Dikkers

From the "New York Times"-bestselling authors of "You Are Worthless "and "Just Give Up" comes an even less-inspiring book for those past their prime, with advice from a sad and seriously inept marriage and family counselor who is one of Dikkers' most hilarious creations.

From the Dark Domain

From the Dark Domain
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Publisher : Wipf and Stock Publishers
Total Pages : 172
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ISBN-10 : 9781725270053
ISBN-13 : 1725270056
Rating : 4/5 (53 Downloads)

Synopsis From the Dark Domain by : Keith Potter

A child of abuse and neglect, Arthur Gilliam finds solace in the yawning arches and resounding melodies of the church. But the broken healer leaves a wake of failure and disappointment until he faces the most ominous trial of his life. From the lush forests of Oregon and the ebbing tides of Washington’s majestic waterways, Arthur’s journey leads to an exotic Rwandan jungle that grows darker each day with growing unrest. Feeding on the worst of human impulses, can genocide draw something better out of Arthur? From the Dark Domain is the first published book in the Luke Thomas Series by Keith Potter.

Tell Me I'm Worthless

Tell Me I'm Worthless
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Publisher : Tor Nightfire
Total Pages : 198
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ISBN-10 : 9781250866240
ISBN-13 : 1250866243
Rating : 4/5 (40 Downloads)

Synopsis Tell Me I'm Worthless by : Alison Rumfitt

Alison Rumfitt’s Tell Me I’m Worthless is a dark, unflinching haunted house story that confronts both supernatural and real-world horrors through the lens of the modern-day trans experience. “A triumph of transgressive queer horror.” —Publishers Weekly, STARRED review “Easily one of the strongest horror debuts in recent memory.” —Booklist, STARRED review Three years ago, Alice spent one night in an abandoned house with her friends, Ila and Hannah. Since then, Alice’s life has spiraled. She lives a haunted existence, selling videos of herself for money, going to parties she hates, drinking herself to sleep. Memories of that night torment Alice, but when Ila asks her to return to the House, to go past the KEEP OUT sign and over the sick earth where teenagers dare each other to venture, Alice knows she must go. Together, Alice and Ila must face the horrors that happened there, must pull themselves apart from the inside out, put their differences aside, and try to rescue Hannah, whom the House has chosen to make its own. Cutting, disruptive, and darkly funny, Tell Me I’m Worthless is a vital work of trans fiction that examines the devastating effects of trauma and how fascism makes us destroy ourselves and each other. “Ambitious, brutal, and brilliant.” —Gretchen Felker-Martin, author of Manhunt Also by Alison Rumfitt: Brainwyrms At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Unworthy

Unworthy
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 290
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ISBN-10 : 9781101616291
ISBN-13 : 1101616296
Rating : 4/5 (91 Downloads)

Synopsis Unworthy by : Anneli Rufus

“Self-loathing is a dark land studded with booby traps. Fumbling through its dark underbrush, we cannot see what our trouble actually is: that we are mistaken about ourselves. That we were told lies long ago that we, in love and loyalty and fear, believed. Will we believe ourselves to death?” —from Unworthy As someone who has struggled with low self-esteem her entire life, Anneli Rufus knows only too well how the world looks through the eyes of those who are not comfortable in their own skin. In Unworthy, Rufus boldly explores how a lack of faith in ourselves can turn us into our own worst enemies. Drawing on extensive research, enlightening interviews, and her own poignant experiences, Rufus considers the question: What personal, societal, biological, and historical factors coalesced to spark this secret epidemic, and what can be done to put a stop to it? She reveals the underlying sources of low self-esteem and leads us through strategies for positive change.

Carefrontation

Carefrontation
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 264
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ISBN-10 : 9781942872825
ISBN-13 : 1942872828
Rating : 4/5 (25 Downloads)

Synopsis Carefrontation by : Arlene Drake

With more than thirty years of experience, Dr. Arlene Drake writes a guide for those desperately in need of a way to break free from the pain of childhood abuse and reclaim their lives. When confronted with an abused child, our first impulse is to drop everything and provide comfort, get him or her out of danger, and find out what the hell is going on at home. It’s obvious that the child is helpless, in trouble, and needs protection. Parents or not, we instinctively know what to do: We take care of the child. But what if the child is you? Active and directive, Carefrontation is filled with exercises and the simple, effective tools Dr. Drake has used successfully with her own clients for more than three decades. It lays out a powerful way to repair the damage of childhood abuse and its lasting effects, by teaching you what your parents couldn’t: an invaluable set of skills and practices that will give you the resources to live as a healthy, happy adult. With the clear path this book provides, you can finally acknowledge that the suffering and the pain can stop. The destructive patterns can end. You can graduate, at last, into a life beyond “abuse victim” and for the first time take the power back from your abusers and finally be at peace.

The Red Moment

The Red Moment
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Publisher : Seaview Press
Total Pages : 296
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ISBN-10 : 9781916320208
ISBN-13 : 1916320201
Rating : 4/5 (08 Downloads)

Synopsis The Red Moment by : Sydney Mercer

‘The Red Moment’ is the debut novel by Sydney Mercer. An adventure thriller, set in an inexplicable SciFi world where Knights fight Disco Masters and if you’re not careful someone may explode. Daisy Morales, having survived a childhood of torment, finds herself inflicted with the Red Moment: an overwhelming force that can only be subdued through murder. Wishing to protect the innocent from herself, Daisy joins the Threat Detection Agency and quickly finds herself facing off against the deadly and the bizarre until a threat larger than anything she can comprehend forces her to confront the darkness within and become one with the Red Moment… Or lose everyone she cares about.