The Fartionary
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Author |
: Amy Seely Flint |
Publisher |
: John Wiley & Sons |
Total Pages |
: 462 |
Release |
: 2019-09-30 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780730369240 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0730369242 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (40 Downloads) |
Synopsis Literacy in Australia: Pedagogies for Engagement, 3rd Edition by : Amy Seely Flint
Infused with our authors’ personal experiences teaching, Literacy in Australia, 3rd Edition is delivered as a full colour printed textbook with an interactive eBook code included. This enables students to master concepts and succeed in assessment by taking the roadblocks out of self-study, with features designed to get the most out of learning such as animations, interactivities, concept check questions and videos. With a prioritised focus on the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander histories and cultures featured throughout the text, pre-service teachers will be well-equipped with the knowledge of what kinds of activities they can include in and out of the classroom for an enriching learning experience for their students.
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins Australia |
Total Pages |
: 236 |
Release |
: 2014-12-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780730499039 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0730499030 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (39 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Fartionary by : Andy Jones
Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, THE FARTIONARY is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now in B-format. Do girls fart more than boys? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... THE FARTIONARY! Andy Jones explodes the farty facts! Find out: • the do's and don'ts of the babbling bottom • why the family that farts together stays together • what to do when Pop goes POP! Plus, discover your farting personality type, learn how to talk your way out of a stinky situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes. The coolest collection of all things farty! 'THE FARTIONARY made me laugh so hard I farted!' Professor Fartypants 'Hey, Professor Fartypants, pull my finger!' Doctor Stinksalot Ages: 6+
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins Australia |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2016-12-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781460707319 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1460707311 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (19 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Awesome Book of Rap, Rhyme and Putrid Poetry by : Andy Jones
The funniest collection of rap, rhyme, riddles and poems you've EVER read! An awesome new collection from the bestselling author of THE ENORMOUS BOOK OF HOT JOKES FOR KOOL KIDS and THE FARTIONARY. Ages 6+
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins Australia |
Total Pages |
: 232 |
Release |
: 2014-11-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781460704257 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1460704258 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (57 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Burptionary by : Andy Jones
The only way is up! The master of bodily functions is back in the gurgliest follow-up ever. Ages: 6+ Andy Jones continues his hilarious journey through the human digestive system and tells you everything you (n)ever wanted toknow about BURPS! Whether they be lady-like hiccups or onion-breath stinkers, burps are an essential part of the human experience. the Burptionary is jam-packed full of belchy facts, gaseous jokes and burp-tastic riddles and rhymes, and is guaranteed to have boys everywhere laughing till they spew.
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 304 |
Release |
: 2018-01-22 |
ISBN-10 |
: 073333900X |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780733339004 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (0X Downloads) |
Synopsis The Enormous Book of Hot Jokes for Kool Kids by : Andy Jones
Full of funny jokes and silly gags, THE ENORMOUS BOOK OF HOT JOKES FOR KOOL KIDS is a bestseller that's bound to make you laugh! Now in B-format. Andy Jones collected hundreds of the hottest jokes, rhymes and riddles as he travelled around the country with his children's entertainment show, and used them to make the ultimate joke book for kool kids! Ages: 6+
Author |
: Tim Miller |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins Australia |
Total Pages |
: 36 |
Release |
: 2012-11-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781743096680 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1743096682 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (80 Downloads) |
Synopsis There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends) by : Tim Miller
From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins Australia |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2024-12-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781460717455 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1460717457 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (55 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Fartionary 2 by : Andy Jones
With even more hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, THE FARTIONARY 2: THE FOLLOW THROUGH is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! A book with more POP, BANG and CRACKLE than a 100-year-old vintage car fuelled on baked beans! Who farts? The why, when and how of farting ... Farting by age, location and climate ... The Whoopee Cushion ... why? All this and much, much more will be revealed by self-proclaimed fart guru to the stars, the 'Fart Whisperer' himself, ANDY JONES! Ably assisted by his go-to gas consultant, world-renowned 'fart-ologist', Dr Windee Wendy (BScGAS, PhdWind). Science! Facts! Comedy! Rap! Poetry! All things gassy will be discussed, dissected and disposed of in this deliciously whiffy raspberry romp. So get ready to let one rip with THE FARTIONARY 2: THE FOLLOW-THROUGH!
Author |
: Walter Dean Myers |
Publisher |
: Harper Collins |
Total Pages |
: 208 |
Release |
: 2009-10-06 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780061974977 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0061974978 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (77 Downloads) |
Synopsis Dope Sick by : Walter Dean Myers
A powerful novel of drugs, violence—and second chances. Dope Sick, from two-time Newbery Honor winner and five-time Coretta Scott King Award winner Walter Dean Myers, belongs on reading lists beside Long Way Down by Jason Reynolds and Dear Martin by Nic Stone. A drug deal goes south and a cop has been shot. Lil J's on the run. And he's starting to get dope sick. He'd do anything to change the last twenty-four hours, and when he stumbles into an abandoned building, it actually might be possible. . . . Elements of magical realism intensify this harrowing story about drug use, violence, perceptions of reality, and second chances. This ALA Quick Pick for Reluctant Young Adult Readers earned multiple starred reviews and was described as "vivid," "nuanced," and "intriguing." Booklist said: “Myers’ narrative strategy is so inherently dramatic that it captures his readers’ attentions and imaginations, inviting not only empathy but also thoughtful discussion.” Walter Dean Myers was a New York Times bestselling author, Printz Award winner, five-time winner of the Coretta Scott King Award, two-time Newbery Honor recipient, and the National Ambassador for Young People's Literature. Maria Russo, writing in the New York Times, called Myers "one of the greats and a champion of diversity in children’s books well before the cause got mainstream attention."
Author |
: James Carlisle |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 102 |
Release |
: 2016-11-21 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1684182018 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781684182015 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (18 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Big Book of Farts by : James Carlisle
This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.
Author |
: Susan Jeffers |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins |
Total Pages |
: 41 |
Release |
: 2014-11-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780062199935 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0062199935 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (35 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Nutcracker by : Susan Jeffers
New York Times–bestselling artist and Caldecott Honor winner Susan Jeffers has created a Nutcracker as only she can—with lavish illustrations, magnificent detail, and enchanting holiday scenes on every page. This is The Nutcracker as you’ve never seen it before! Join Marie, Fritz, and the intriguing Nutcracker himself on a magical Christmas Eve adventure. Behold the frightful Mouse King, the elegant Sugar Plum fairies, and the entire Land of Sweets in this dazzling, gorgeously illustrated holiday classic. With spare text based on the story in the ballet, this book offers a front-row seat to the enthralling tale that is a perennial favorite of adults and children alike. And for Susan Jeffers fans looking for extra content, an author’s note is included at the end of the book, in which she explains what inspired her to turn this holiday tradition into a show-stopping picture book.