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Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins Australia |
Total Pages |
: 232 |
Release |
: 2014-11-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781460704257 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1460704258 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (57 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Burptionary by : Andy Jones
The only way is up! The master of bodily functions is back in the gurgliest follow-up ever. Ages: 6+ Andy Jones continues his hilarious journey through the human digestive system and tells you everything you (n)ever wanted toknow about BURPS! Whether they be lady-like hiccups or onion-breath stinkers, burps are an essential part of the human experience. the Burptionary is jam-packed full of belchy facts, gaseous jokes and burp-tastic riddles and rhymes, and is guaranteed to have boys everywhere laughing till they spew.
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins Australia |
Total Pages |
: 236 |
Release |
: 2014-12-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780730499039 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0730499030 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (39 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Fartionary by : Andy Jones
Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, THE FARTIONARY is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now in B-format. Do girls fart more than boys? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... THE FARTIONARY! Andy Jones explodes the farty facts! Find out: • the do's and don'ts of the babbling bottom • why the family that farts together stays together • what to do when Pop goes POP! Plus, discover your farting personality type, learn how to talk your way out of a stinky situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes. The coolest collection of all things farty! 'THE FARTIONARY made me laugh so hard I farted!' Professor Fartypants 'Hey, Professor Fartypants, pull my finger!' Doctor Stinksalot Ages: 6+
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: ABC Childrens Books |
Total Pages |
: 272 |
Release |
: 2015-05-21 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0733333834 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780733333835 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (34 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Burptionary by : Andy Jones
The only way is up! The master of bodily functions is back in the gurgliest follow-up ever. Ages: 6+ Andy Jones continues his hilarious journey through the human digestive system and tells you everything you (n)ever wanted toknow about BURPS! Whether they be lady-like hiccups or onion-breath stinkers, burps are an essential part of the human experience. The Burptionary is jam-packed full of belchy facts, gaseous jokes and burp-tastic riddles and rhymes, and is guaranteed to have boys everywhere laughing till they spew.
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2021-10 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1406396621 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781406396621 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (21 Downloads) |
Synopsis Unleash Your Creative Monster: A Children's Guide to Writing by : Andy Jones
A side-splitting and informative guide to creative writing by author/illustrator comedic duo Andy and Olaf, jam-packed with lashings of monster-inspired fun. Unleash your creative monster and write stories to inspire, amaze and awe your friends. With top tips on getting your story started, learn essential skills for storytellers in this brilliant guide to writing. Give your descriptions claws, add a little bite to your writing and feed your monster inspiration with over 50 writing prompts and exercises.
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 336 |
Release |
: 2016-02-09 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781501109515 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1501109510 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (15 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Two of Us by : Andy Jones
"Originally published in 2015 in Great Britain by Simon & Schuster UK Ltd."--Title page verso.
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 304 |
Release |
: 2018-01-22 |
ISBN-10 |
: 073333900X |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780733339004 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (0X Downloads) |
Synopsis The Enormous Book of Hot Jokes for Kool Kids by : Andy Jones
Full of funny jokes and silly gags, THE ENORMOUS BOOK OF HOT JOKES FOR KOOL KIDS is a bestseller that's bound to make you laugh! Now in B-format. Andy Jones collected hundreds of the hottest jokes, rhymes and riddles as he travelled around the country with his children's entertainment show, and used them to make the ultimate joke book for kool kids! Ages: 6+
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: Hachette UK |
Total Pages |
: 352 |
Release |
: 2020-01-09 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781473680463 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1473680468 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (63 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Last Act of Adam Campbell by : Andy Jones
'Astoundingly good. Brave, wickedly funny and profoundly affecting. Wow!' Miranda Dickinson 'An emotional punch-packer of a book. Be prepared for it to swallow you whole' Milly Johnson 'A big-hearted, funny, hugely emotional and uplifting novel - I loved it!' Rachael Lucas 'Such a beautifully written book with characters that will linger in your head and heart' Sarah J Naughton **** You don't need talent to join this group of actors. The ability to remember lines or stay awake throughout a performance is appreciated, but not essential. The only mandatory is a terminal diagnosis. But Adam Campbell is less than enthusiastic about this eccentric form of group therapy. He has under one year to live, and a heck of lot to get done. Like explaining mortality to his six-year-old daughter. And making amends with the woman who should have been his wife. The last thing Adam needs is a part in an amateur production of 'Shakespeare's Greatest Deaths'. But help and hope can be found where we least expect them. And perhaps camaraderie, and a shared purpose, will turn out to be the best medicine after all. As Shakespeare, didn't quite put it: Shuffling off this mortal coil is a drag; but it's no reason to stop living. The Cancer Ladies' Running Club meets The One Hundred Years of Lenni and Margot, The Last Act of Adam Campbell is a warm, poignant and wise tale about love, friendship, and making the most of every minute of life that we're granted.
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: Running the Goat |
Total Pages |
: 70 |
Release |
: 2021-01-26 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1927917298 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781927917299 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (98 Downloads) |
Synopsis Barefoot Helen and the Giants by : Andy Jones
A hilarious new folktale adaptation from award-winning author Andy Jones, with brave and resourceful girls, evil giants, a magical cat, a storytelling hotel and hairy feet.
Author |
: Andy B. Jones |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 112 |
Release |
: 1999-10 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0823012794 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780823012794 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (94 Downloads) |
Synopsis Painting Animals by : Andy B. Jones
This guide to painting animal motifs begins with the basics of brush techniques, materials, surface preparation and pattern tranfers. Step-by-step instructions follow. Themes include: cows, pigs, bunnies, frogs, cats, dogs, elephants, horses, chickens and fish.
Author |
: Andy Jones |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 329 |
Release |
: 2016-12-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781471160141 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1471160149 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (41 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Trouble with Henry and Zoe by : Andy Jones
Henry and Zoe have more in common than they realise. For a start, they both have pasts they'd rather leave behind. After jilting his childhood sweetheart on the eve of their wedding, Henry makes a break for London. He has no friends, no job, no home, no plan. Zoe has great friends, two jobs, a new house, and a big scary plan. After a traumatic, life-changing event, she plans to leave London and spend a year travelling. Alone. If Henry and Zoe had met one year ago, things might have worked out differently. But that s not the way life works. They meet seven months after their worlds have been turned upside down. And four months before Zoe is due to climb on a plane...