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Total Pages |
: 104 |
Release |
: 2018-04-27 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1732218501 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781732218505 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (01 Downloads) |
Synopsis Smart Bitch Dumb Dog by :
Smart Bitch Dumb Dog will give hope and motivation to the millions of adults experiencing difficulty with managing their finances. It is a humorous and informative story about the lives of two dogs as they trot down the path toward financial freedom.
Author |
: Michael Rosedale |
Publisher |
: iUniverse |
Total Pages |
: 103 |
Release |
: 2008-11 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781440102721 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1440102724 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (21 Downloads) |
Synopsis Milli and Me by : Michael Rosedale
WHO WOULD READ THIS BOOK ANYWAY? (a special note from the Author) A lot of people have told me (including my wife and kids), that no one is ever going to want to read this dumb dog book. And, even if they were willing to read it, they told me for sure- no one would pay to read it. I'M NOT LISTENING TO THEM. I know most people like dogs more than they like people and spend a ton of money on doggie stuff because it makes them feel good. So for those of you who doubt there is a market for this book- here is the proof: At this very minute, as I am writing this, I am sitting on an American Airlines jet. I have just reached into the seat compartment in front of me and pulled out this SkyMall product catalog. Some of the products in this catalog I just found available for dog owners to buy- that will sell in the millions this year include: dog beds that keeps your dog stay cool and comfortable when resting, dog ramps that will help your dog get on your bed or sofa, portable dog feeders so your dog will never go hungry when you are not home on time from work, lotion that prevents dog tear stains under the eyes, fresh bowl savers- lids for doggie food bowls- to keep it fresh, poop boxes- the economical way to handle doggie waste, walk thru pet gates, doggie boosters for senior dogs- helps them get in and out of the cars easily, bark free- the safe way to prevent dogs from excessive barking, pet wheel away- take your dog whoever you go, back seat barriers- that keep your dogs safe in the car, the ultimate pet feeding and watering kit that prevents your dogs from overeating and here is my favorite- the personalized doggie garden bench - to honor your loved deceased dog. (I guess you bury your best friend in front or underneath the bench.) I rest my case. Buy this book and make yourself feel good - you will enjoy it! Sincerely- Michael Rosedale P.S. go to www.millirosedale.com and post YOUR favorite dog and pet stories. Maybe they will end up in my next book!!!!!!!!!!
Author |
: Vivian Vande Velde |
Publisher |
: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt |
Total Pages |
: 133 |
Release |
: 1998 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780152018474 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0152018476 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (74 Downloads) |
Synopsis Smart Dog by : Vivian Vande Velde
Fifth grader Amy finds her life growing complicated when she meets and tries to hide an intelligent, talking dog who has escaped from a university lab.
Author |
: Alessandro Boffa |
Publisher |
: Vintage |
Total Pages |
: 173 |
Release |
: 2007-12-18 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780307430359 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0307430359 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (59 Downloads) |
Synopsis You're an Animal, Viskovitz by : Alessandro Boffa
In this wickedly hilarious collection of fables, Alessandro Boffa introduces us to Viskovitz and his never-ending search for his true love, Ljuba. As he changes from a lovelorn lion to a jealous finch, from a confused dung beetle to an enlightened police dog, Viskovitz embraces his metamorphoses with wry humor and an oftentimes painful sense of self. As an ant, Viskovitz fights his way to the top where his egotism calls on the colony to create a monument to his greatness out of a piece of bread. As a sponge, he is horrified by the inbreeding in his family—“I’m my own mother-in-law!!!”—and yearns for a change in current so he can mate with Ljuba, who lies downstream. As a mantis, he asks his mother what his father was like, only to hear, “Crunchy. A bit salty. High in fiber.” Unfortunately, when he meets Ljuba shortly thereafter, he follows his father’s fate. And as a scorpion, his uncontrollably deadly efficiency meets its match in Ljuba and finds “no way to escape this intolerable, sinister happiness.”
Author |
: Allie Brosh |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 288 |
Release |
: 2013-10-29 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781451666182 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1451666187 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (82 Downloads) |
Synopsis Hyperbole and a Half by : Allie Brosh
#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
Author |
: Eugene Glass |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 588 |
Release |
: 1914 |
ISBN-10 |
: UOM:39015080367868 |
ISBN-13 |
: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (68 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Dog Fancier by : Eugene Glass
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: |
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: |
Total Pages |
: 606 |
Release |
: 1894 |
ISBN-10 |
: OSU:32435062356530 |
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: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (30 Downloads) |
Synopsis Forest and Stream by :
Author |
: Sarah Wendell |
Publisher |
: Touchstone |
Total Pages |
: 304 |
Release |
: 2009-04-14 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1416571221 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781416571223 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (21 Downloads) |
Synopsis Beyond Heaving Bosoms by : Sarah Wendell
The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name... We do it in the dark. Under the sheets. With a penlight. We wear sunglasses and a baseball hat at the bookstore. We have a "special place" where we store them. Let's face it: Not many folks are willing to publicly admit they love romance novels. Meanwhile, romance continues to be the bestselling fiction genre. Ever. So what's with all the shame? Sarah Wendell and Candy Tan -- the creators of the wildly popular blog Smart Bitches, Trashy Books -- have no shame! They look at the good, the bad, and the ugly in the world of romance novels and tackle the hard issues and questions: -- The heroine's irresistible Magic Hoo Hoo and the hero's untamable Wang of Mighty Lovin' -- Sexual trends. Simultaneous orgasms. Hymens. And is anal really the new oral? -- Romance novel cover requirements: man titty, camel toe, flowers, long hair, animals, and the O-face -- Are romance novels really candy-coated porn or vehicles by which we understand our sexual and gender politics? With insider advice for writing romances, fun games to discover your inner Viking warrior, and interviews with famous romance authors, Beyond Heaving Bosoms shows that while some romance novels are silly -- maybe even tawdry -- they can also be intelligent, savvy, feminist, and fabulous, just like their readers!
Author |
: Hsp |
Publisher |
: Harcourt School Publishers |
Total Pages |
: 12 |
Release |
: 2002-01-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0153230207 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780153230202 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (07 Downloads) |
Synopsis Mr. Smart's Big Dog Book by : Hsp
Author |
: Emily Foster |
Publisher |
: Kensington Books |
Total Pages |
: 305 |
Release |
: 2016-06-28 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781496704191 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1496704193 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (91 Downloads) |
Synopsis How Not to Fall by : Emily Foster
An “extremely intelligent, witty, nerdy, and oh-my-god over-the-top sexy” debut novel—first in a New Adult romance series (Fresh Fiction). Data, research, scientific formulae—Annabelle Coffey is completely at ease with all of them. Men, not so much. But that’s all going to change after she asks Dr. Charles Douglas, the postdoctoral fellow in her lab, to have sex with her. Charles is not only beautiful, he is also adorably awkward, British, brilliant, and nice. What are the odds he’d turn her down? Very high, as it happens. Something to do with that whole student/teacher/ethics thing. But in a few weeks, Annie will graduate. As soon as she does, the unlikely friendship that’s developing between them can turn physical—just until Annie leaves for graduate school. Yet nothing could have prepared either Annie or Charles for chemistry like this, or for what happens when a simple exercise in mutual pleasure turns into something as exhilarating and infernally complicated as love. “The smart characters and Annie’s earnestness as a heroine are so refreshing.” —Smart Bitches, Trashy Books