Seven Years of Highly Defective People

Seven Years of Highly Defective People
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 260
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ISBN-10 : 0836236688
ISBN-13 : 9780836236682
Rating : 4/5 (88 Downloads)

Synopsis Seven Years of Highly Defective People by : Scott Adams

It has grown so quickly that it is now generating a worldwide sensation. "Seven Years of Highly Defective People" revisits the introduction and development of all that is Dilbert, allowing Adams to share with readers his thoughts about the formation of his character's lives.

The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People

The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People
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Publisher : Newstar Press
Total Pages : 117
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ISBN-10 : 0787107484
ISBN-13 : 9780787107482
Rating : 4/5 (84 Downloads)

Synopsis The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People by : C. E. Crimmins

From the authors of the bestselling Newt Gingrich's Bedtime Stories for Orphans comes this parody on all the popular books you'd ever want to read. This hilarious spoof of the blockbuster hits of the last few years lampoons all the books you love and many books you've come to hate. In "The Fridges of Marin County", for instance, a hip California housewife finds brief happiness in the arms of an Iowa refrigerator.

Don't Stand Where The Comet Is Assumed To Strike Oil

Don't Stand Where The Comet Is Assumed To Strike Oil
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 132
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ISBN-10 : 0740745395
ISBN-13 : 9780740745393
Rating : 4/5 (95 Downloads)

Synopsis Don't Stand Where The Comet Is Assumed To Strike Oil by : Scott Adams

Why is Dilbert such a phenomenon? People see their own dreary, monotonous lives brought to comedic life in the ubiquitous strip. In the 23rd collection of Scott Adams¿ tremendously popular series, Don¿t Stand Where the Comet Is Assumed to Strike Oil, suppressed and repressed workers everywhere can follow the latest developments in the so-called careers of Dilbert, power-hungry Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, the pointy-haired boss, and other supporting¿but don¿t you dare call them supportive¿characters. Each ¿funny because it¿s true¿ scenario bears an uncanny, hysterical, sometimes uncomfortable similarity to cubicle-filled corporate America. But the United States clearly hasn¿t cornered the market when it comes to drone-filled offices: Dilbert appears in 65 countries in 25 languages and in 2,000 newspapers. The strip has 150 million fans worldwide.

It's Not Funny If I Have to Explain It

It's Not Funny If I Have to Explain It
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 244
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ISBN-10 : 0740746588
ISBN-13 : 9780740746581
Rating : 4/5 (88 Downloads)

Synopsis It's Not Funny If I Have to Explain It by : Scott Adams

Jargon-spewing corporate zombies. The sociopath who checks voice mail on his speaker phone. The fascist information systems guy. The sadistic human resources director. The technophobic vice president. The power-mad executive assistant. The pursed-lip sycophant. The big stubborn dumb guy. They're Dilbert's coworkers, and chances are they're yours, too. If you know them, work with them, or dialogue with them about leveraging synergies to maximize shareholder value, then you'll recognize this comic strip as a day at the office, only funnier.

Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review

Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 132
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ISBN-10 : 0740738054
ISBN-13 : 9780740738050
Rating : 4/5 (54 Downloads)

Synopsis Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review by : Scott Adams

Parasitic consultants, weaselly stockbrokers, masochistic coworkers and the ever-present, evil-plotting pointy-haired boss? Welcome to the seventh circle of hell, er, the 22nd collection of Scott Adams¿ stupendously popular comic strip, Dilbert! Words You Don¿t Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review updates loyal readers on the mind-numbing careers of Dilbert, Wally, Alice, the PHB himself, and an ever-expanding cast of walk-on ¿guest stars.¿ In this installment, a cash-sucking ¿consultick¿ burrows under the boss¿s skin, a not-so-grim reaper pops anti-depressants, and a lab accident turns Dilbert into a sheep¿a transformation which goes barely noticed by his beleaguered coworkers. All the while, Adams takes his patented over-the-top but right-on-the-money jabs at the inanity of the corporate world. Dilbert¿s fans are legion and loyal. They have purchased seven million cartoon collection books and counting. The Dilbert comic strip appears in 2,000 newspapers and in 65 countries in 19 languages.

Positive Attitude

Positive Attitude
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 130
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ISBN-10 : 9780740763793
ISBN-13 : 0740763792
Rating : 4/5 (93 Downloads)

Synopsis Positive Attitude by : Scott Adams

In his twenty-ninth book, Dilbert and his coworkers prove that PowerPoint presentations are at best perfunctory, CEO's are clueless, and the Office Nemesis will ever be a force to be reckoned with

This Is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value

This Is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 129
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ISBN-10 : 9780740772276
ISBN-13 : 0740772279
Rating : 4/5 (76 Downloads)

Synopsis This Is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value by : Scott Adams

Adams offers up this "Dilbert" collection exploring themes of sloth and corporate indifference. Dilbert, Dogbert, and the rest tackle corporate indolence, avarice, and pretense one strip at a time, from the neighboring cubicle whistler to the guy who's always just too busy to lend a hand.

The Religion War

The Religion War
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 204
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ISBN-10 : 0740747886
ISBN-13 : 9780740747885
Rating : 4/5 (86 Downloads)

Synopsis The Religion War by : Scott Adams

With publication of The Religion War, millions of long-time fans of Scott Adams's Dilbert cartoons and business best sellers will have to admit that the literary world is a better place with Adams on the loose spreading new ideas and philosophical conundrums. Unlike God's Debris, principally a dialogue between its two main characters, The Religion War is set several decades in the future when the smartest man in the world steps between international leaders to see if he can prevent a catastrophic confrontation between Christianity and Islam that would destroy most of civilization. The parallels between where we are today and where we could be in the near future are clear.Adams says The Religion War targets "bright readers with short attention spans-everyone from lazy students to busy book clubs." The book may be a three-hour read, but it's packed with concepts that will be discussed long after the last page is turned, including a list of "Questions to Ponder in the Shower" that will underline the story's purpose of highlighting the most important-yet most ignored-questions in the world.

The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head

The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 130
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ISBN-10 : 9780740751134
ISBN-13 : 0740751131
Rating : 4/5 (34 Downloads)

Synopsis The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head by : Scott Adams

The twenty-fifth collection of comics about the work-place antics of Dilbert, his dog Dogbert, and their co-workers.