Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review

Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 132
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ISBN-10 : 0740738054
ISBN-13 : 9780740738050
Rating : 4/5 (54 Downloads)

Synopsis Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review by : Scott Adams

Parasitic consultants, weaselly stockbrokers, masochistic coworkers and the ever-present, evil-plotting pointy-haired boss? Welcome to the seventh circle of hell, er, the 22nd collection of Scott Adams¿ stupendously popular comic strip, Dilbert! Words You Don¿t Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review updates loyal readers on the mind-numbing careers of Dilbert, Wally, Alice, the PHB himself, and an ever-expanding cast of walk-on ¿guest stars.¿ In this installment, a cash-sucking ¿consultick¿ burrows under the boss¿s skin, a not-so-grim reaper pops anti-depressants, and a lab accident turns Dilbert into a sheep¿a transformation which goes barely noticed by his beleaguered coworkers. All the while, Adams takes his patented over-the-top but right-on-the-money jabs at the inanity of the corporate world. Dilbert¿s fans are legion and loyal. They have purchased seven million cartoon collection books and counting. The Dilbert comic strip appears in 2,000 newspapers and in 65 countries in 19 languages.

Ask a Manager

Ask a Manager
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Publisher : Ballantine Books
Total Pages : 306
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ISBN-10 : 9780399181825
ISBN-13 : 0399181822
Rating : 4/5 (25 Downloads)

Synopsis Ask a Manager by : Alison Green

From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together

The Art of Non-Conformity

The Art of Non-Conformity
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 257
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ISBN-10 : 9780399536106
ISBN-13 : 0399536108
Rating : 4/5 (06 Downloads)

Synopsis The Art of Non-Conformity by : Chris Guillebeau

If you've ever thought, "There must be more to life than this," The Art of Non-Conformity is for you. Based on Chris Guillebeau's popular online manifesto "A Brief Guide to World Domination," The Art of Non-Conformity defies common assumptions about life and work while arming you with the tools to live differently. You'll discover how to live on your own terms by exploring creative self-employment, radical goal-setting, contrarian travel, and embracing life as a constant adventure. Inspired and guided by Chris's own story and those of others who have pursued unconventional lives, you can devise your own plan for world domination-and make the world a better place at the same time.

Don't Stand Where The Comet Is Assumed To Strike Oil

Don't Stand Where The Comet Is Assumed To Strike Oil
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 132
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0740745395
ISBN-13 : 9780740745393
Rating : 4/5 (95 Downloads)

Synopsis Don't Stand Where The Comet Is Assumed To Strike Oil by : Scott Adams

Why is Dilbert such a phenomenon? People see their own dreary, monotonous lives brought to comedic life in the ubiquitous strip. In the 23rd collection of Scott Adams¿ tremendously popular series, Don¿t Stand Where the Comet Is Assumed to Strike Oil, suppressed and repressed workers everywhere can follow the latest developments in the so-called careers of Dilbert, power-hungry Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, the pointy-haired boss, and other supporting¿but don¿t you dare call them supportive¿characters. Each ¿funny because it¿s true¿ scenario bears an uncanny, hysterical, sometimes uncomfortable similarity to cubicle-filled corporate America. But the United States clearly hasn¿t cornered the market when it comes to drone-filled offices: Dilbert appears in 65 countries in 25 languages and in 2,000 newspapers. The strip has 150 million fans worldwide.

Perfect Phrases for Documenting Employee Performance Problems

Perfect Phrases for Documenting Employee Performance Problems
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Publisher : McGraw Hill Professional
Total Pages : 144
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780071762717
ISBN-13 : 007176271X
Rating : 4/5 (17 Downloads)

Synopsis Perfect Phrases for Documenting Employee Performance Problems by : Anne Bruce

Whether it's interviewing for a job, evaluating employee performance, setting goals for the future, or keeping customers happy, the Perfect Phrases series has the tools for precise, effective business communication. Distilling complex ideas into specific phrases that diplomatically and honestly depict the concepts at hand, this invaluable series provides: Ways to enhance customer service in any business Dialogues and scripts to practice interactions with customers or employees--tailorable to any industry or company culture The best answers to a wide range of interview questions Tips for documenting performance issues and conducting face-to-face reviews This quick-reference tool is perfect for managers who need to find effective ways to document performance problems and then be able to offer practical, helpful feedback to those individuals.

The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head

The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 130
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ISBN-10 : 9780740751134
ISBN-13 : 0740751131
Rating : 4/5 (34 Downloads)

Synopsis The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head by : Scott Adams

The twenty-fifth collection of comics about the work-place antics of Dilbert, his dog Dogbert, and their co-workers.

It's Not Funny If I Have to Explain It

It's Not Funny If I Have to Explain It
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 244
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0740746588
ISBN-13 : 9780740746581
Rating : 4/5 (88 Downloads)

Synopsis It's Not Funny If I Have to Explain It by : Scott Adams

Jargon-spewing corporate zombies. The sociopath who checks voice mail on his speaker phone. The fascist information systems guy. The sadistic human resources director. The technophobic vice president. The power-mad executive assistant. The pursed-lip sycophant. The big stubborn dumb guy. They're Dilbert's coworkers, and chances are they're yours, too. If you know them, work with them, or dialogue with them about leveraging synergies to maximize shareholder value, then you'll recognize this comic strip as a day at the office, only funnier.

Try Rebooting Yourself

Try Rebooting Yourself
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 128
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780740761904
ISBN-13 : 0740761900
Rating : 4/5 (04 Downloads)

Synopsis Try Rebooting Yourself by : Scott Adams

Another collection of comics about the work-place antics of Dilbert and his co-workers.

The Religion War

The Religion War
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 204
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0740747886
ISBN-13 : 9780740747885
Rating : 4/5 (86 Downloads)

Synopsis The Religion War by : Scott Adams

With publication of The Religion War, millions of long-time fans of Scott Adams's Dilbert cartoons and business best sellers will have to admit that the literary world is a better place with Adams on the loose spreading new ideas and philosophical conundrums. Unlike God's Debris, principally a dialogue between its two main characters, The Religion War is set several decades in the future when the smartest man in the world steps between international leaders to see if he can prevent a catastrophic confrontation between Christianity and Islam that would destroy most of civilization. The parallels between where we are today and where we could be in the near future are clear.Adams says The Religion War targets "bright readers with short attention spans-everyone from lazy students to busy book clubs." The book may be a three-hour read, but it's packed with concepts that will be discussed long after the last page is turned, including a list of "Questions to Ponder in the Shower" that will underline the story's purpose of highlighting the most important-yet most ignored-questions in the world.