Everyone Farts

Everyone Farts
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Publisher : CreateSpace
Total Pages : 24
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1499235720
ISBN-13 : 9781499235722
Rating : 4/5 (20 Downloads)

Synopsis Everyone Farts by : P. B. Jelly

Everyone Farts - It's OK to pass gas teaches children about farting including who farts, and when it is ok to fart.

Almost Everybody Farts

Almost Everybody Farts
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Publisher : Union Square & Co.
Total Pages : 31
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781454941484
ISBN-13 : 1454941480
Rating : 4/5 (84 Downloads)

Synopsis Almost Everybody Farts by : Marty Kelley

Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

No One Likes a Fart

No One Likes a Fart
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 32
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781524791902
ISBN-13 : 1524791903
Rating : 4/5 (02 Downloads)

Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoe Foster Blake

Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 38
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9798571030588
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (88 Downloads)

Synopsis Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts by : Jane Bexley

Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

The Complete Book of Farts

The Complete Book of Farts
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 117
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781101547571
ISBN-13 : 110154757X
Rating : 4/5 (71 Downloads)

Synopsis The Complete Book of Farts by : Alec Bromcie

From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!

Everybody Farts!

Everybody Farts!
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Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing
Total Pages : 25
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781608604630
ISBN-13 : 1608604632
Rating : 4/5 (30 Downloads)

Synopsis Everybody Farts! by : Lynda White

A true life account of flatulence written in rhyme.

The Gas We Pass

The Gas We Pass
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 0
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1929132158
ISBN-13 : 9781929132157
Rating : 4/5 (58 Downloads)

Synopsis The Gas We Pass by : Shinta Chō

Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)

Farts

Farts
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Publisher : ABDO
Total Pages : 27
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781098203375
ISBN-13 : 1098203372
Rating : 4/5 (75 Downloads)

Synopsis Farts by : Grace Hansen

The body is an incredible machine and this title introduces the gross and amazing reasons our bodies toot, wiffer, and fart. Complete with cool and colorful photos, labeled when needed, and a Let's Review! section. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Abdo Kids Jumbo is an imprint of Abdo Kids, a division of ABDO.

A Book About Farts

A Book About Farts
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Publisher : Kirby Mackay
Total Pages : 27
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780473693169
ISBN-13 : 047369316X
Rating : 4/5 (69 Downloads)

Synopsis A Book About Farts by : K.J. Mackay

Hold your noses, kiddos! It's time to embark on an unforgettable journey through a gas filled world with "A Book About Farts." Get ready to explore the mysterious, magnificent realm of flatulence! Ever wondered why we fart or why some are smellier than others? Dive into the hilarious and informative facts behind these cheeky bodily functions and become a true fartologist! Chuckle, chortle, and snicker your way through a collection of knee-slapping fart jokes that are sure to leave you in stitches. Be enchanted by whimsical, watercolor illustrations that bring each page to life, adding a colorful and imaginative twist to our gas-filled adventures. Whether you're a little explorer with a penchant for potty humor or a parent looking to share laughter with your young ones, "A Book About Farts" is the perfect blend of education and entertainment. It's a laugh-out-loud journey through a world we all know but rarely talk about. So, gear up, get ready to giggle, and dive headfirst into the uproarious, enchanting world of farts. Who knew learning about the human body could be this much fun? Grab your copy today and let the laughter begin!

The Fartionary

The Fartionary
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Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
Total Pages : 236
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780730499039
ISBN-13 : 0730499030
Rating : 4/5 (39 Downloads)

Synopsis The Fartionary by : Andy Jones

Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, THE FARTIONARY is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now in B-format. Do girls fart more than boys? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... THE FARTIONARY! Andy Jones explodes the farty facts! Find out: • the do's and don'ts of the babbling bottom • why the family that farts together stays together • what to do when Pop goes POP! Plus, discover your farting personality type, learn how to talk your way out of a stinky situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes. The coolest collection of all things farty! 'THE FARTIONARY made me laugh so hard I farted!' Professor Fartypants 'Hey, Professor Fartypants, pull my finger!' Doctor Stinksalot Ages: 6+