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Author |
: Lisa Scottoline |
Publisher |
: Macmillan |
Total Pages |
: 301 |
Release |
: 2015-07-07 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781250059949 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1250059941 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (49 Downloads) |
Synopsis Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat? by : Lisa Scottoline
"Lisa and Francesca are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This five book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Delia Ephron said of the fifth book in the series, Have a Nice Guilt Trip, "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives once again and better than ever. You will identify with these tales of guilt and fall in love with them and fierce (grand)Mother Mary." This sixth volume will not disappoint as it hits the humorous and poignant note that fans have come to expect from the beloved mother-daughter duo"--
Author |
: Claire Mysko |
Publisher |
: Health Communications, Inc. |
Total Pages |
: 258 |
Release |
: 2009-10 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780757307928 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0757307922 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (28 Downloads) |
Synopsis Does This Pregnancy Make Me Look Fat? by : Claire Mysko
How to deal with your raging hormones.
Author |
: David Weber |
Publisher |
: Baen Books |
Total Pages |
: 279 |
Release |
: 2005 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780743498814 |
ISBN-13 |
: 074349881X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (14 Downloads) |
Synopsis We Few by : David Weber
Left stranded on the barbarian planet Marduk with a group of Royal Marines, Prince Roger MacClintock and his followers set out to recapture an interstellar empire from enemies who have branded Roger a traitor and outlaw.
Author |
: Lisa Scottoline |
Publisher |
: St. Martin's Press |
Total Pages |
: 289 |
Release |
: 2011-11-22 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781429995573 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1429995572 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (73 Downloads) |
Synopsis Best Friends, Occasional Enemies by : Lisa Scottoline
From the New York Times bestselling writing team comes a hilarious new collection of essays that observe life from a mother/daughter perspective New York Times bestselling author Lisa Scottoline and her daughter Francesca Serritella are the best of friends—99.9% of the time. They're number one on each other's speed dial and they tell each other everything—well, almost everything. They share shoes and clothes—except one very special green jacket, which almost caused a catfight. In other words, they're just like every mother and daughter in the world. Best friends, and occasional enemies. Now they're dishing about it all—their lives, their relationship, and their carb count. Inspired by their weekly column, "Chick Wit" for The Philadelphia Inquirer, this book is one you'll have to put down—just to stop laughing. Lisa on Being a Mom - Motherhood has no expiration date. Francesca lives in the city, and I worry about her all the time. My daughter moved out, so why am I still lactating? Francesca on Being a Daughter - My mother is always right. Just ask her. Lisa on Things Every Daughter Should Know - Your mother is always thinking about you, but that's not creepy. Your mother will never forget who did you dirty in the sixth grade, for which you can thank her. And your mother will never stop asking you if you need to go to the bathroom, before you leave the house. Well, do you? Francesca on Closet Wars - My mom is a great dresser. Mostly because she's wearing my clothes. Lisa on Aging Gracefully - My sex drive is in reverse, I have more whiskers than my cat, and my estrogen replacement is tequila. Francesca on Apartment Living - When I saw a mouse, the first person I called was Mom. She told me to call my super, but I felt bad bothering him. I hate to bother people. But I love to bother my mother.
Author |
: Lisa Scottoline |
Publisher |
: St. Martin's Press |
Total Pages |
: 258 |
Release |
: 2010-10-26 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781429941815 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1429941812 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (15 Downloads) |
Synopsis My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space by : Lisa Scottoline
The incomparable Lisa Scottoline, along with daughter Francesca, is back with more wild and wonderful wit and wisdom: My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space. Critics and readers loved Lisa Scottoline's first collection of true-life stories, which only encouraged her—now she's back with these all-new, exciting adventures. She's farther down the road now, and the scenery has changed—ex-husbands Thing One and Thing Two are in her rear-view mirror, daughter Francesca has moved into an apartment, and Lisa's finding the silver lining in her empty nest, which has lots more room for her shoes. And some things have stayed the same—Mother Mary is still the feistiest octogenarian on the planet, who won't part with her recipe for tomato sauce or her thirty-year old bra. In this book Lisa and Francesca spill all their family secrets—which sound a lot like yours, if you understand that three generations of women is the formula for spontaneous combustion. Inspired by her weekly column entitled, "Chick Wit" for The Philadelphia Inquirer, this is a book you'll have to put down—just to stop laughing.
Author |
: Lisa Scottoline |
Publisher |
: St. Martin's Press |
Total Pages |
: 317 |
Release |
: 2016-07-12 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781466865259 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1466865253 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (59 Downloads) |
Synopsis I've Got Sand In All the Wrong Places by : Lisa Scottoline
Lisa Scottoline and her daughter Francesca Serritella are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This six book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Delia Ephron said of the fifth book in the series, Have a Nice Guilt Trip, "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives once again and better than ever. You will identify with these tales of guilt and fall in love with them and fierce (grand) Mother Mary." This seventh volume will not disappoint as it hits the humorous and poignant note that fans have come to expect from the beloved mother-daughter duo.
Author |
: Charla Krupp |
Publisher |
: Springboard Press |
Total Pages |
: 410 |
Release |
: 2014-08-21 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1599959216 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781599959214 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (16 Downloads) |
Synopsis How to Never Look Fat Again by : Charla Krupp
The new style guide from the bestselling author of "How Not to Look Old" offers tips and tricks on how to look 10 pounds lighter, 10 years younger, and 10 times sexier every day, all year--without dieting. (Fashion/Grooming)
Author |
: Danica Lo |
Publisher |
: Harper Collins |
Total Pages |
: 194 |
Release |
: 2006-05-09 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780060891787 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0060891785 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (87 Downloads) |
Synopsis How Not to Look Fat by : Danica Lo
A lifestyle columnist offers innovative solutions on how to maximize one's slimming potential through a variety of fashion tips and tricks that help one look thinner in all situations.
Author |
: Dena Harris |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 130 |
Release |
: 2013 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781607744894 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1607744899 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (94 Downloads) |
Synopsis Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? by : Dena Harris
This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.
Author |
: Lisa Scottoline |
Publisher |
: Macmillan |
Total Pages |
: 324 |
Release |
: 2010-10-12 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0312649436 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780312649432 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (36 Downloads) |
Synopsis Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog by : Lisa Scottoline
This one's for you, extraordinary ordinary women everywhere It's time for seriously hilarious girl-talk with New York Times bestselling author Lisa Scottoline. She's shared this collection of scenes from her real life, and she bets her life sounds a lot like yours . . . if you crave carbs, can't find jeans that fit, and still believe that these two things are unrelated. Pick up this book--you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll swear off pantyhose. Here are some examples of Lisa's wit and wisdom: "Everybody has their pornography, and mine is the real estate ads." "We'll get universal health care before we get beauty salons open on Mondays, and that's backwards. Ask any woman if she'd rather have a haircut or a mammogram, and you'll see what I mean." "Mothers are a natural force, and maybe an alternative source of fuel." "Lately there's been talk about a religion that allows polygamy, so that a man can have as many wives as he pleases. Where is the religion that allows a woman to have as many husbands as she pleases?" "I have never been in an accident, if you don't count my two marriages." "My mother taught us that if you eat baked beans from a can that has dents, you'll die of botulism. This was before people injected botulism into their faces. Nowadays, the dented can will kill you, but you'll look young." Inspired by her wildly popular column in The Philadelphia Inquirer entitled "Chick Wit," Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is a book you'll have to put down--just to stop laughing.