Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog
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Publisher : Macmillan
Total Pages : 324
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ISBN-10 : 0312649436
ISBN-13 : 9780312649432
Rating : 4/5 (36 Downloads)

Synopsis Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog by : Lisa Scottoline

At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns.

My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space

My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space
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Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Total Pages : 258
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ISBN-10 : 9781429941815
ISBN-13 : 1429941812
Rating : 4/5 (15 Downloads)

Synopsis My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space by : Lisa Scottoline

The incomparable Lisa Scottoline, along with daughter Francesca, is back with more wild and wonderful wit and wisdom: My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space. Critics and readers loved Lisa Scottoline's first collection of true-life stories, which only encouraged her—now she's back with these all-new, exciting adventures. She's farther down the road now, and the scenery has changed—ex-husbands Thing One and Thing Two are in her rear-view mirror, daughter Francesca has moved into an apartment, and Lisa's finding the silver lining in her empty nest, which has lots more room for her shoes. And some things have stayed the same—Mother Mary is still the feistiest octogenarian on the planet, who won't part with her recipe for tomato sauce or her thirty-year old bra. In this book Lisa and Francesca spill all their family secrets—which sound a lot like yours, if you understand that three generations of women is the formula for spontaneous combustion. Inspired by her weekly column entitled, "Chick Wit" for The Philadelphia Inquirer, this is a book you'll have to put down—just to stop laughing.

What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love, and Marriage

What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love, and Marriage
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Publisher : Random House
Total Pages : 194
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ISBN-10 : 9781588366900
ISBN-13 : 1588366901
Rating : 4/5 (00 Downloads)

Synopsis What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love, and Marriage by : Amy Sutherland

While observing exotic animal trainers for her acclaimed book Kicked, Bitten, and Scratched, journalist Amy Sutherland had an epiphany: What if she used these training techniques with the human animals in her own life–namely her dear husband, Scott? In this lively and perceptive book, Sutherland tells how she took the trainers’ lessons home. The next time her forgetful husband stomped through the house in search of his mislaid car keys, she asked herself, “What would a dolphin trainer do?” The answer was: nothing. Trainers reward the behavior they want and, just as important, ignore the behavior they don’t. Rather than appease her mate’s rising temper by joining in the search, or fuel his temper by nagging him to keep better track of his things in the first place, Sutherland kept her mouth shut and her eyes on the dishes she was washing. In short order, Scott found his keys and regained his cool. “I felt like I should throw him a mackerel,” she writes. In time, as she put more training principles into action, she noticed that she became more optimistic and less judgmental, and their twelve-year marriage was better than ever. What started as a goofy experiment had such good results that Sutherland began using the training techniques with all the people in her life, including her mother, her friends, her students, even the clerk at the post office. In the end, the biggest lesson she learned is that the only animal you can truly change is yourself. Full of fun facts, fascinating insights, hilarious anecdotes, and practical tips, What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love, and Marriage describes Sutherland’s Alice-in-Wonderland experience of stumbling into a world where cheetahs walk nicely on leashes and elephants paint with watercolors, and of leaving a new, improved Homo sapiens.

A Three Dog Life

A Three Dog Life
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Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages : 197
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ISBN-10 : 9780156033237
ISBN-13 : 0156033232
Rating : 4/5 (37 Downloads)

Synopsis A Three Dog Life by : Abigail Thomas

Author Abigail Thomas shares the story of how she started a new life after an accident left her husband brain damaged and institutionalized.

The Dog of the Marriage

The Dog of the Marriage
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 170
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ISBN-10 : 9781451604009
ISBN-13 : 1451604009
Rating : 4/5 (09 Downloads)

Synopsis The Dog of the Marriage by : Amy Hempel

Amy Hempel's compassion, intensity, and illuminating observations have made her one of the most distinctive and admired modern writers. In three stunning books of stories, she has established a voice as unique and recognizable as the photographs of Cindy Sherman or the brushstrokes of Robert Motherwell. The Dog of the Marriage, Hempel's fourth collection, is about sexual obsession, relationships gone awry, and the unsatisfied longings of everyday life. In "Offertory," a modern-day Scheherazade entertains and manipulates her lover with stories of her sexual encounters with a married couple as a very young woman. In "Reference # 388475848-5," a letter contesting a parking ticket becomes a beautiful and unnerving statement of faith. In "Jesus Is Waiting," a woman driving to New York sends a series of cryptically honest postcards to an old lover. And the title story is a heartbreaking tale about the objects and animals and unmired desires that are left behind after death or divorce. These nine stories teem with wisdom, emotion, and surprising wit. Hempel explores the intricate psychology of people falling in and out of love, trying to locate something or someone elusive or lost. Her sentences are as lean, original, and startling as any in contemporary fiction.

Hound Dog True

Hound Dog True
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Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages : 165
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ISBN-10 : 9780547558691
ISBN-13 : 0547558694
Rating : 4/5 (91 Downloads)

Synopsis Hound Dog True by : Linda Urban

The author of the acclaimed "A Crooked Kind of Perfect" comes the story of a fifth-grade girl who begins to see how one small, brave act can lead to a friend who is hound dog true.

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog

Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog
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Total Pages :
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ISBN-10 : OCLC:824800888
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Rating : 4/5 (88 Downloads)

Synopsis Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog by : Lisa Scottoline

Marley

Marley
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Publisher : Harper Collins
Total Pages : 212
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ISBN-10 : 9780061853395
ISBN-13 : 0061853399
Rating : 4/5 (95 Downloads)

Synopsis Marley by : John Grogan

This nonfiction book has been faithfully adapted for young readers from the #1 New York Times bestselling memoir Marley & Me by John Grogan! Marley, a lovable Labrador retriever, is always getting himself into trouble. Some may say he is the world's worst dog. But those who know and love Marley understand that nothing can stop his loyalty, exuberance, and passion—not even the Grogans' screen door! How this big, rambunctious dog becomes the heart of the Grogan family is the story of Marley.

How to Be a Dog

How to Be a Dog
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Publisher : Scholastic
Total Pages : 33
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ISBN-10 : 9781407157818
ISBN-13 : 1407157817
Rating : 4/5 (18 Downloads)

Synopsis How to Be a Dog by : Jo Williamson

A heart-warming picture book told from the perspective of a dog about two best friends--a dog and a boy. Do you want to learn how to be the best dog you can be? Just follow the steps in this book After choosing a human to live with, learn where you should sleep (everywhere), who you should be friendly with and who to bark at, how to keep the floor clean of any food, how to play fetch, and more Before you know it you'll be having lots of fun . . . and your human may even become your best friend. Told from the perspective of one clever dog, this humorous story perfectly showcases the special relationship between a dog and his human.

Happy and Merry

Happy and Merry
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Publisher : St. Martin's Press
Total Pages : 29
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ISBN-10 : 9781250038630
ISBN-13 : 1250038634
Rating : 4/5 (30 Downloads)

Synopsis Happy and Merry by : Lisa Scottoline

Just in time for Christmas comes a collection of the very best holiday essays from the bestselling Mother/Daughter writing duo. Whether their shopping for matching reindeer dog sweaters or having second helpings of eggnog, Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella will keep you warm with their humor and heart. So give yourself some holiday cheer in the midst of all the shopping, cooking, wrapping, and baking madness...you deserve to get a little Happy and Merry!