Bride Of The Fat White Vampire
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Author |
: Andrew Fox |
Publisher |
: Ballantine Books |
Total Pages |
: 354 |
Release |
: 2003-07-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780345464446 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0345464443 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (46 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fat White Vampire Blues by : Andrew Fox
He’s undead, overweight, and can’t get a date Vampire, nosferatu, creature of the night—whatever you call him—Jules Duchon has lived (so to speak) in New Orleans far longer than there have been drunk coeds on Bourbon Street. Weighing in at a whopping four hundred and fifty pounds, swelled up on the sweet, rich blood of people who consume the fattiest diet in the world, Jules is thankful he can’t see his reflection in a mirror. When he turns into a bat, he can’t get his big ol’ butt off the ground. What’s worse, after more than a century of being undead, he’s watched his neighborhood truly go to hell—and now, a new vampire is looking to drive him out altogether. See, Jules had always been an equal opportunity kind of vampire. And while he would admit that the blood of a black woman is sweeter than the blood of a white man, Jules never drank more than his fair share of either. Enter Malice X . Young, cocky, and black, Malice warns Jules that his days of feasting on sisters and brothers are over. He tells Jules he’d better confine himself to white victims—or else face the consequences. And then, just to prove he isn’t kidding, Malice burns Jules’s house to the ground. With the help of Maureen, the morbidly obese, stripper-vampire who made him, and Doodlebug, an undead cross-dresser who (literally) flies in from the coast—Jules must find a way to contend with the hurdles that life throws at him . . . without getting a stake through the heart. It’s enough to give a man the blues.
Author |
: Andrew Fox |
Publisher |
: Ballantine Books |
Total Pages |
: 450 |
Release |
: 2004-08-03 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780345464088 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0345464087 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (88 Downloads) |
Synopsis Bride of the Fat White Vampire by : Andrew Fox
After morphing into 187 very large white rats in the name of self-preservation, Jules Duchon is back to his portly self, a member of that secret class of New Orleans citizens known as the undead. Though he would like nothing better than to spend his nights raising hell and biting flesh in his beloved French Quarter, duty calls when an exclusive club of blue blood vampires demands that the 450-pound cabbie find out who is attacking its young and beautiful members. Adding insult to injury, he has to enlist the help of a former foe: a black vampire named Preston. What’s a vampire to do? Without the love of a woman to ease his pain, Jules isn’t convinced that his undead life is worth living. He doesn’t desire Doodlebug (she may be a woman now but Jules knew her back when she was just a boy) any more than he longs for Daphne, a rat catcher who nourishes a crush the size of Jules. No, only Maureen will do. Once a beautiful stripper with nothing but curve after curve to her bodacious body, now she is mere dust in a jar. But Jules will move heaven and earth to get her back . . . even if it means pulling her back from the dead.
Author |
: Andrew Fox |
Publisher |
: Ballantine Books |
Total Pages |
: 450 |
Release |
: 2004-08-03 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780345478610 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0345478614 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (10 Downloads) |
Synopsis Bride of the Fat White Vampire by : Andrew Fox
After morphing into 187 very large white rats in the name of self-preservation, Jules Duchon is back to his portly self, a member of that secret class of New Orleans citizens known as the undead. Though he would like nothing better than to spend his nights raising hell and biting flesh in his beloved French Quarter, duty calls when an exclusive club of blue blood vampires demands that the 450-pound cabbie find out who is attacking its young and beautiful members. Adding insult to injury, he has to enlist the help of a former foe: a black vampire named Preston. What’s a vampire to do? Without the love of a woman to ease his pain, Jules isn’t convinced that his undead life is worth living. He doesn’t desire Doodlebug (she may be a woman now but Jules knew her back when she was just a boy) any more than he longs for Daphne, a rat catcher who nourishes a crush the size of Jules. No, only Maureen will do. Once a beautiful stripper with nothing but curve after curve to her bodacious body, now she is mere dust in a jar. But Jules will move heaven and earth to get her back . . . even if it means pulling her back from the dead.
Author |
: Andrew Fox |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: |
Release |
: 2021-04-12 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0692225439 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780692225431 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (39 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fat White Vampire Otaku by : Andrew Fox
The long awaited third installment in the Fat White Vampire series of humorous horror novels. Jules Duchon and his vampiric family suffer through the ravages of Hurricane Antonia and struggle to survive in a New Orleans which is almost entirely depopulated. Where will they get their blood? Salvation comes from the most unlikely source possible - a trio of Japanese superheroes called Bonsai Master, Anime Girl, and Cutie-Scary Man. Yet that salvation comes with a terrifying but laugh-inducing price? the blood which the three superheroes donate has unpredictable effects on Jules and his family. Chaos ensues as Jules is transformed into a seven-foot-tall white rabbit, his wife Maureen puts on three hundred pounds, and his mother Edna becomes a vicious human/vampire vacuum cleaner!
Author |
: Andrew Fox |
Publisher |
: Monstracity Press |
Total Pages |
: 206 |
Release |
: 2021-06-12 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1954977999 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781954977990 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (99 Downloads) |
Synopsis Hunt the Fat White Vampire by : Andrew Fox
Portly vampire Jules Duchon is in trouble. The High Krewe of Vlad Tepes seeks revenge for Jules's theft of their members' body parts to restore his wife. What can a 400-pound vampire do against a hired assassin who control matter?
Author |
: Joyce Carol Oates |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins UK |
Total Pages |
: 538 |
Release |
: 2013-03-05 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780007494217 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0007494211 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (17 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Accursed by : Joyce Carol Oates
This eerie tale of psychological horror sees the real inhabitants of turn-of-the-century Princeton fall under the influence of a supernatural power.
Author |
: Andrew Fox |
Publisher |
: National Geographic Books |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2003-07-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780345463333 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0345463331 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (33 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fat White Vampire Blues by : Andrew Fox
He’s undead, overweight, and can’t get a date Vampire, nosferatu, creature of the night—whatever you call him—Jules Duchon has lived (so to speak) in New Orleans far longer than there have been drunk coeds on Bourbon Street. Weighing in at a whopping four hundred and fifty pounds, swelled up on the sweet, rich blood of people who consume the fattiest diet in the world, Jules is thankful he can’t see his reflection in a mirror. When he turns into a bat, he can’t get his big ol’ butt off the ground. What’s worse, after more than a century of being undead, he’s watched his neighborhood truly go to hell—and now, a new vampire is looking to drive him out altogether. See, Jules had always been an equal opportunity kind of vampire. And while he would admit that the blood of a black woman is sweeter than the blood of a white man, Jules never drank more than his fair share of either. Enter Malice X . Young, cocky, and black, Malice warns Jules that his days of feasting on sisters and brothers are over. He tells Jules he’d better confine himself to white victims—or else face the consequences. And then, just to prove he isn’t kidding, Malice burns Jules’s house to the ground. With the help of Maureen, the morbidly obese, stripper-vampire who made him, and Doodlebug, an undead cross-dresser who (literally) flies in from the coast—Jules must find a way to contend with the hurdles that life throws at him . . . without getting a stake through the heart. It’s enough to give a man the blues.
Author |
: Andrew Fox |
Publisher |
: Fat White Vampire |
Total Pages |
: 264 |
Release |
: 2021-04-12 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0989802795 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780989802796 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (95 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fat White Vampire Otaku by : Andrew Fox
The third book in the Fat White Vampire Series; immediately follows the events of tie-in novel The Bad Luck Spirits' Social Aid and Pleasure Club. Jules Duchon and his vampiric family suffer through the ravages of Hurricane Antonia and struggle to survive in a city emptied of its population - and its sources of blood. Where will they get their meals? But salvation comes from the most unlikely source possible: a trio of Japanese superheroes called Bonsai Master, Anime Girl, and Cutie-Scary Man. However, that salvation comes with a bedeviling price. For the blood donated by the three superheroes proves to have highly unpredictable effects on Jules and his family. Chaos ensues, in the best tradition of the Fat White Vampire Series!
Author |
: Simon Bacon |
Publisher |
: Springer Nature |
Total Pages |
: 1746 |
Release |
: |
ISBN-10 |
: 9783031362538 |
ISBN-13 |
: 3031362535 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (38 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Palgrave Handbook of the Vampire by : Simon Bacon
Author |
: Otto Penzler |
Publisher |
: Vintage Crime/Black Lizard |
Total Pages |
: 1058 |
Release |
: 2009-09-29 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780307473899 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0307473899 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (99 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Vampire Archives by : Otto Penzler
The Vampire Archives is the biggest, hungriest, undeadliest collection of vampire stories, as well as the most comprehensive bibliography of vampire fiction ever assembled. Dark, stormy, and delicious, once it sinks its teeth into you there’s no escape. Vampires! Whether imagined by Bram Stoker or Anne Rice, they are part of the human lexicon and as old as blood itself. They are your neighbors, your friends, and they are always lurking. Now Otto Penzler—editor of the bestselling Black Lizard Big Book of Pulps—has compiled the darkest, the scariest, and by far the most evil collection of vampire stories ever. With over eighty stories, including the works of Stephen King and D. H. Lawrence, alongside Lord Byron and Tanith Lee, not to mention Edgar Allan Poe and Harlan Ellison, The Vampire Archives will drive a stake through the heart of any other collection out there. Other contributors include: Arthur Conan Doyle • Ray Bradbury • Ambrose Bierce • H. P. Lovecraft • Harlan Ellison • Roger Zelazny • Robert Bloch • Clive Barker