Amazing bastard (colloquial), n: a bloke who does stuff that other bastards wouldn't try in a month of Sundays We've all met them, or at least read about them - men who drive faster, climb higher, build and invent and triumph over impossible odds. Journalist Lawrence Money has assembled a collection of Amazing Aussie Bastards who truly stand out from the crowd. Immune to critics and disbelievers, undaunted by illness or financial setback, they have done what writer Somerset Maugham so admired -- 'moulded life to their own liking'. From Prince Leonard of Hutt, the rebel WA farmer who seceded from Australia, to Bob Katter, founder of the latest political party (who tells why he once threw eggs at the Beatles) -- and the indestructible giant of Australian radio, Alan Jones (who finally reveals the reason he switched stations). It's a book that celebrates stellar Aussie male achievement. What's their secret, these Amazing Bastards? What makes them tick? Can we be like them? The answer lies within these pages.

An RAAF photographer survives an explosion in the Korean War and wake up with an Argentine Pilot. They become firm friends but the Aussie has to learn the hard way the true meaning of Machismo. A generation later, their sons fight different sides of another war and discover too late that Machismo has a better side. A tragic story of war, love, and friendship.

The story of one man who had the guts to lose his gut. This is a book that will finally help an ordinary bloke lose weight. (Don’t worry, it has nothing to do with wearing a red bandana.) Ever struggled with your weight? Or did you stop struggling years ago and let the pies win? Peter FitzSimons has been there and eaten that. In The Great Aussie Bloke Slim-Down, he will lead you through the fads that failed him, the diets that died fast and left him furious, and the ways his waistline kept the belt industry in business. Take tips from someone who knows how to eat and drink way too much. And how to stop. Peter FitzSimons was a large lad with little self-control who has found the light and finally become lighter. In this book he tells you how and shows you who is responsible for you getting fat in the first place. (Spoiler alert: It’s you. And sugar.) Have you ever wondered which diet works? Well, Peter FitzSimons has devoted his adult life to trying all of them and failing miserably. But you may have noticed this man-mountain has lost a lot of his landspace over the last few years. This is the tale of how that happened and how it can happen to the bloke in your life.

History is always written by the winners and about the winners. But what about the poor souls lurking in the shadows of history, the ones who were just as remarkable but perhaps didn't stick their chests out as they crossed the line? In Second Best, Australia's foremost historian and comedian Ben Pobjie celebrates the nobility and altogether more fascinating stories of the silver-medal getters. What drove them on their incredible feats, why did they just miss out, and how did they cope with the oblivion of finishing second? From the Second Fleet, the second man on the moon and Australia's second prime minister whose name we consistently forget, Second Best shines a light on those plucky men and women who, through no fault of their own - or at least only a little bit of fault of their own - didn't quite get there before everyone else, but did get there before almost everyone else.

A direct and informative Wordbook of Idiom and Slang which is directed at giving explanation to the meaning of and the correct usage of the Australian English language. There are some words used that may offend as they have converse meanings to other English Speaking countries; however, there is no intent to offend or malign or denigrate anybody. This book is designed to be informative, educational, and full of humor and will give the reader insight to a unique and colorful language.

Folklore.

First published in 1973, under the title of 'With Malice Aforethought', this edition has been expanded and updated. Presents general insults hurled at various sections of society including politicians, the clergy, unionists and foreign migrants, as well as invective against particular people and places. Includes a chapter of epitaphs and eulogies, and a section on sport. Includes an index.The editor has published over 60 books, and was made a Member of the Order of Australia in 1991 for his services to literature, particularly folklore.

GabriellaIt was supposed to be simple-drink tequila, forget about the life I'm running away from and have one wild night. That's exactly what my next-door neighbor, Aubrey, told me to do.That's when I met him-the arrogant Aussie.It's easy to forget a night with a stranger until that stranger is living next door.OliverIf it wasn't for my horrific motorbike accident, I'd still be playing soccer. Instead, I'm crashing at my mate Chance's place with no clue where my life is heading. I needed an escape while I got my head together. But it was never supposed to be with her-the girl next door. The rich heiress arranged to be married to some wealthy snob, and I was the arrogant Aussie who didn't care about anyone but myself.She couldn't have been more wrong. Gabriella Carmichael is a heartbreaker-the worst kind.And I'm selfish, cocky, and won't settle for second best. I have to make her all mine.There is no other choice.

Paul Martyn's hilarious satirical comical look at Races Religions Sexes and God with odd stories from all round the world. Racist, Sexist, Gayist, Godist. Totally Politically Incorrect. Everything that you don't want it to be. And everything that you do.

An epic yarn based on the true story of a great Australian war horse who rode with bravery and valour at Gallipoli, the desert campaigns of Egypt, and Palestine.