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Author |
: Jerry Scott |
Publisher |
: Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 130 |
Release |
: 2012-03-13 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781449409739 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1449409733 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (39 Downloads) |
Synopsis Zombie Parents by : Jerry Scott
"Zombie Parents" is an all-new collection of the award-winning comic strip "Zits." While 15-year-old son Jeremy is grappling with impending career choices and parental pearls of wisdom on topics ranging from driving to sex, parents Connie and Walt do their best to keep up with his latest trends, vocabulary words, and appetite cravings.
Author |
: Kelly DiPucchio |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 36 |
Release |
: 2012-02-07 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781442451377 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1442451378 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (77 Downloads) |
Synopsis Zombie in Love (enhanced eBook edition) by : Kelly DiPucchio
Everyone’s favorite zombie romance picture book is now available as an enhanced eBook with animation and audio narration! Mortimer is looking for love. And he’s looking everywhere! He’s worked out at the gym (if only his arm wouldn't keep falling off). He’s tried ballroom dancing lessons (but the ladies found him to be a bit stiff). He’s even been on stalemate.com. How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer's dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?
Author |
: Jorge Lacera |
Publisher |
: Children's Book Press (CA) |
Total Pages |
: 40 |
Release |
: 2019-04-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1620147947 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781620147948 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (47 Downloads) |
Synopsis Zombies Don't Eat Veggies! by : Jorge Lacera
Mo Romero is a zombie who loves nothing more than growing, cooking, and eating vegetables. Tomatoes? Tantalizing. Peppers? Pure perfection! The problem? Mo's parents insist that their niño eat only zombie cuisine, like arm--panadas and finger foods. They tell Mo over and over that zombies don't eat veggies. But Mo can't imagine a lifetime of just eating zombie food and giving up his veggies. As he questions his own zombie identity, Mo tries his best to convince his parents to give peas a chance. Super duo Megan and Jorge Lacera make their picture--book debut with this sweet story about family, self--discovery, and the power of acceptance. It's a delectable tale that zombie and nonzombie fans alike will devour.
Author |
: Charlie Higson |
Publisher |
: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages |
: 452 |
Release |
: 2013-01-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781423188995 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1423188993 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (95 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Enemy by : Charlie Higson
In the wake of a devastating disease, everyone sixteen and older is either dead or a decomposing, brainless creature with a ravenous appetite for flesh. Teens have barricaded themselves in buildings throughout London and venture outside only when they need to scavenge for food. The group of kids living a Waitrose supermarket is beginning to run out of options. When a mysterious traveler arrives and offers them safe haven at Buckingham Palace, they begin a harrowing journey across London. But their fight is far from over???the threat from within the palace is as real as the one outside it. Full of unexpected twists and quick-thinking heroes, The Enemy is a fast-paced, white-knuckle tale of survival in the face of unimaginable horror.
Author |
: Isaac Marion |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 259 |
Release |
: 2012-12-25 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781476717463 |
ISBN-13 |
: 147671746X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (63 Downloads) |
Synopsis Warm Bodies by : Isaac Marion
Alienated from his fellow zombies because of his dislike of having to kill humans and his enjoyment of Sinatra music, "R" meets a living girl who sharply contrasts with his cold and dreary world and whom he resolves to protect in spite of her delicious appearance.
Author |
: Mike Spohr |
Publisher |
: Quarto Publishing Group USA |
Total Pages |
: 195 |
Release |
: 2017-08-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780760359709 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0760359709 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (09 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Toddler Survival Guide by : Mike Spohr
Get the baby gates, lock the cupboards, and load up Elmo's Song, toddlers are on the loose. The Toddler Survival Guide is here to get you to the other side. Toddlers and zombies both communicate mainly through groans, clumsily trail after you everywhere you go (especially into the bathroom in the toddler's case), and--upon entering your life--leave you frazzled, on edge, and deeply sleep deprived.The Toddler Survival Guide is a hilarious parody of Max Brooks's The Zombie Survival Guide (and survival guides in general) that will leave parents laughing out loud even as it provides practical advice on how they can make it to the other side of toddlerhood intact. Written by parents who have studied toddlers up-close in their natural habitat, the book will cover survival skills including how you can outfit your home to outlast a toddler occupation (baby gate, cabinet locks, wine), how you can subdue an angry toddler ("Elmo's Song," mac and cheese, smartphone) and even how you can safely venture out in public together without your toddler--or you--bursting into tears.Chapters include: Preparing the Home for a Toddler Invasion, Communicating with Your Toddler, Feeding a Toddler, Socializing Your Toddler, Grooming Your Toddler, Venturing into Public with a Toddler, Documenting Your Life with a Toddler, Vacationing with a Toddler, Toddler Entertainment and Birthdays, Surviving Bedtime and Potty Training, Technology and the Toddler, and Parental Self-Preservation.
Author |
: M.T. Anderson |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 218 |
Release |
: 2012-09-25 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781442454408 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1442454407 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (08 Downloads) |
Synopsis Zombie Mommy by : M.T. Anderson
Home from their latest Delaware crime-stopping adventures, Lily Gefelty and her friends Katie, Jasper, and Drgnan Pghlik face killer tarantulas and teenaged vampires when they try to rescue Lily's mother, who has been possessed by a menacing zombie that wants to take over the world.
Author |
: Steven J. Kirsh |
Publisher |
: McFarland |
Total Pages |
: 273 |
Release |
: 2019-05-17 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781476636535 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1476636532 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (35 Downloads) |
Synopsis Parenting in the Zombie Apocalypse by : Steven J. Kirsh
Parenting is difficult under the best of circumstances--but extremely daunting when humanity faces cataclysmic annihilation. When the dead rise, hardship, violence and the ever-present threat of flesh-eating zombies will adversely affect parents and children alike. Depending on their age, children will have little chance of surviving a single encounter with the undead, let alone the unending peril of the Zombie Apocalypse. The key to their survival--and thus the survival of the species--will be the caregiving they receive. Drawing on psychological theory and real-world research on developmental status, grief, trauma, mental illness, and child-rearing in stressful environments, this book critically examines factors influencing parenting, and the likely outcomes of different caregiving techniques in the hypothetical landscape of the living dead.
Author |
: Patrik Henry Bass |
Publisher |
: Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages |
: 109 |
Release |
: 2014-08-26 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780545675499 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0545675499 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (99 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Zero Degree Zombie Zone by : Patrik Henry Bass
In the spirit if Tony Abbott's UNDERWORLD books, comes the new kid on the block - Barkari Katari Johnson! Shy fourth-grader Bakari Katari Johnson is having a bad day. He's always coming up against Tariq Thomas, the most popular kid in their class, and today is no different. On top of that, Bakari has found a strange ring that appears to have magical powers--and the people from the ring's fantastical other world want it back! Can Bakari and his best friend Wardell stave off the intruders' attempts, keep the ring safe, and stand up to Tariq and his pal Keisha, all before the school bell rings? Media celebrity and Essence Magazine entertainment producer, Patrik Henry Bass delivers adventure, fun, fantasy and friendship in this illustrated action-packed adventure starring an African American boy hero and his classmates.
Author |
: Kelly DiPucchio |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 32 |
Release |
: 2014-12-30 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781442459380 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1442459387 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (80 Downloads) |
Synopsis Zombie in Love 2 + 1 by : Kelly DiPucchio
Mommy, Daddy, and a new baby makes three! A heartwarming—and hair-raising—tale of undead parenting from the bestselling author and illustrator of Zombie in Love, which Kirkus Reviews called “clever and delightfully gross.” Happily married zombie couple Mortimer and Mildred are thrilled to be new parents. But having a baby isn’t what they expected. Sonny hardly ever cries. His teeth are coming in instead of falling out. And worst of all, he’s awake all day and sleeps through the night. Mortimer and Mildred are dead tired, and very worried. Will their precious baby boy ever behave like a good little monster? New York Times bestselling author Kelly DiPucchio and illustrator Scott Campbell team up once again to bring their lovable zombies the family they always wanted.