Finally, a book about the Internet that takes place outside the Internet! Your Next-Door Neighbor is a Dragon leaves the bleeps and bloops behind for a series of surreal interviews and adventures with the people behind the computer screen. Something Awful's Zack Parsons risks life and sanity by meeting with people who believe they are real dragons and elves, attending a furry convention in costume, paying a visit to a white power group in Texas, talking shop with people who want to be swallowed whole, and witnessing the launching of the Ron Paul Blimp. More than a year in the making, this epic adventure is full to bursting with the jokes about wieners and poopy that made Something Awful a true Internet sensation. Have you added the book to your cart yet or do you just hate yourself that much?

Roxy Elliot is fed up with her non-existent love life. She is dying to turn in her V-card, but no matter how often she throws herself at a man, it never goes anywhere. If she didn't know any better, she might think she was cursed. Now, though, she's just been tapped to take her turn as the caretaker of the family business--a safehouse that caters to paranormal beings. She knows nothing about their next client, but the minute she sees him, she knows she's in trouble. Donovan Warren is a battle-worn dragon who has danger on his trail. He needs a safehouse, and he needs it now, but the minute he meets the caretaker, he recognizes the risk. She's a maiden, and everyone knows dragons can't resist maidens. What everyone doesn't know--it's a dragon's lust that makes him lose control. Now, he has to resist the beautiful temptation of a woman who drives him to distraction in order to keep them both safe. Yet, when someone…or something…threatens Roxy, Donovan soon finds himself embroiled in a situation he never saw coming. Thanks to a promise to a purple-haired pixie, he will fight to the death to protect the maiden who could be his destruction...or his salvation…as he becomes the Dragon Next Door. #vampireromance #paranormalromance #pnr #shifterromance #dragonromance #romanticfantasy

A Supernatural novel that reveals a previously unseen adventure for the Winchester brothers, from the hit CW series! When renegade angel Castiel alerts Sam and Dean to a series of particularly brutal killings in San Francisco's Chinatown, they realise the Heart of the Dragon, an ancient evil of unspeakable power, is back! John Winchester faced the terrifying spirit 20 years ago, and the Campbell family fought it 20 years before that - can the boys succeed where their parents and grandparents failed?

Demand of the Dragon By: Richard E. Mourock “President Will Sherman reached to the lower right-hand drawer of his desk and there found the bottle of fine Kentucky bourbon Faye had given him as an inauguration gift. Her handwritten card was still wrapped around the shoulder of the bottle; ‘Save it for what you expect to be the worst of days’. The bottle had not been opened until now.” On September 1, 2035, as America’s 48th President sipped the bourbon alone in the Oval Office, he did not know he was still months from what would be the ‘worst of days’ when he would explain to the American people they must accept the unacceptable to extract their country from its staggering financial crisis. Demand of the Dragon is a compelling political thriller that is a historically fact-based tale that may cause the reader discomfort in closely considering the financial news of the day. It suggests a startling and all-too plausible future for the great political experiment that is the United States.

When life gives you lemons… Her manager did her wrong, and a distraught Cassie returns to her home country of New Zealand. She’s checking out the property left to her by her grandfather. That’s her story… And she’s sticking to the script. Cassie Miller-Pope. Curvy. Betrayed, unlucky-in-love country star. Lives and breathes music. Hone Taniwha. Bad boy dragon shifter. Tattoos and charisma. Handsome as sin. For Cassie, it’s lust at first sight. Hone struggles to avoid the enticing woman who wears happy-ever-after on an invisible billboard above her head. The desire for the charming rogue places her in jeopardy. Danger to her beleaguered heart. Danger from creepy clowns. And more terrifying… A fiery aerial battle that’s the stuff of legends. You’ll love this romance because it contains a handsome dragon, a curvy girl-next-door singer, interfering family and friends, crime, dragon woo-woo, and a big pointy sword. Too much drama for a romance? Nah! It’s a perfect storm of happy-ever-after. Get it now!

From New York Times bestselling author Yasmine Galenorn comes an all-new series set in the realm of her Otherworld novels. I’m Shimmer, a blue dragon shifter. Thanks to a mistake, I was exiled from the Dragon Reaches and sentenced to work for Alex Radcliffe, a vampire who owns the Fly by Night Magical Investigations Agency. Now, not only do I have to adapt to Earthside culture, but every time I turn around, somebody’s trying to kill us. And worse, Alex is as gorgeous as he is exasperating. But you know what they say: All’s fair in love and bounty hunting… When an old friend of Alex contacts him about a haunting at the High Tide Bed & Breakfast in Port Townsend, Washington, we think we’re on a simple ghost hunt. But our investigation quickly transforms into a deadly fight as we uncover an eighty-year-old murder, a cursed house, and a dark force trapping the spirits within. To stop impending disaster we must break the curse and lay the angry spirits to rest.

Sept. 1943 in the small town of Danton, Kentucky, the government had converted the college into an Army Air Corps preflight facility, the nearby state mental-hospital into a treatment center for GIs suffering battle fatigue. Major Sam Ross, a fighter.

A dragon with a past full of secrets. A woman who is the literal definition of a fated mate. And an irreverent demon in Newfoundland form with a serious Candy Crush addiction. Handsome, erudite, and sexy-as-sin Drake Vireo may look human, but he’s a dragon through and through. One known for his prowess with the ladies…especially when enjoyed in multiples. Despite loudly proclaiming the fact that no woman could hold his attention for long, he falls hard when a curly-haired, unconventional Guardian named Aisling Grey marches into his life, and demands he be the savior she needs. Drake’s no hero, however, and although their connection is unmistakeable, Aisling leaves him feeling unbalanced. If only he could dismiss her from his life…as well as the chaos that seems to follow along. If only she realized that being his mate was far more important than anything else. If only he truly believed he could live without Aisling… Take a deep dive into the dubious past of the sexiest green dragon around, and the woman who lit him on fire. Filled with Easter eggs sure to delight fans of the Aisling Grey, Guardian series, this Otherworld Adventure novella takes readers through time to Drake’s past, and forward through the events of You Slay Me, and into the few weeks following.

In "Pixie & Annabelle's Magical Adventure," young Pixie defies the age-old wisdom of 'don't talk to strangers'—especially if they're animals—and 'stay out of the forest' to embark on a whimsical quest. With her trusty stuffed dragon, Annabelle, in tow, she's determined to find out if her friend Madison's tales of a wish-granting mermaid are just fishy fables or actual fact. As they meander through the enchanted woods, chattering critters, a loving unicorn, and even a benevolent dragon join their escapade, proving that the forest is anything but an ordinary place. The ticking clock of the setting sun and the looming thought of grounded life back home add a dash of urgency to Pixie's adventure. Will she find the mermaid and claim her wish, or will the only thing she'll be catching is a scolding for her veering off without permission? It's a tale of curiosity, magical mishaps, and the age-old question: "Is breaking the rules worth the adventure?" Let's dive into the pages to discover if Pixie's tale ends with a wish come true or just a really good story to tell.

Dias finally returns home after decades of war. He’s hailed a hero and promptly rewarded with his own domain...which turns out to be little more than empty plains. Population: zero. Dias, who has only ever known battle, finds himself at a loss. How is he supposed to survive, let alone cultivate his territory into a thriving, prosperous dominion when there’s nothing but grass as far as he can see? Fortunately for Dias, a horned girl by the name of Alna is about to show him there’s more to the plains than meets the eye!