Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables

Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 134
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ISBN-10 : 0740732994
ISBN-13 : 9780740732997
Rating : 4/5 (94 Downloads)

Synopsis Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables by : Bill Amend

Whether they're starting high school for the first time, devising their own Winter Olympics, or working out ways to foil their parents, the three Fox kids never fail to create pandemonium. Since FoxTrot hit syndication in 1988, the strip has rewarded its millions of faithful readers with daily doses of family fun.Now established as one of America's most popular comic strips, FoxTrot cleverly conveys the identifiably goofy goings-on in this crazy household. At the core of much of the strip's wild humor is whiz kid Jason, age 10, who tortures his parents, Roger and Andy, and two teenage siblings, Peter and Paige, with his computer skills and his pet Iguana, Quincy. One strip in FoxTrot's newest collection, Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables, illustrates the family dynamics especially well: When Peter makes a racy call to girlfriend Denise on his cell phone, he's shocked to find out he's actually dialed his mother. As he enters the living room, Jason not-so-innocently says, "Oh, dear. Did someone reprogram your speed-dial list again?"Day after day, FoxTrot continues to deliver fresh, irreverent, and wacky humor. You're Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables continues the tradition with its look at family life through the eyes of Bill Amend.

Who's Up for Some Bonding?

Who's Up for Some Bonding?
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 132
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ISBN-10 : 0740738062
ISBN-13 : 9780740738067
Rating : 4/5 (62 Downloads)

Synopsis Who's Up for Some Bonding? by : Bill Amend

Bill Amend does it better than anybody else. His ability to present middle-class family life in a way that?s consistently fresh, irreverent, and downright wacky is unsurpassed. If asked?and they are each day they open the more than 1,000 newspapers that carry his strip?Amend?s audience of 25 million readers would say the same thing.That committed and connected audience will be delighted once again to discover Who?s Up for Some Bonding?, the latest in a series that includes 18 previous collections and eight treasuries, amounting to nearly two million FoxTrot books in circulation. This time around, Amend?s antics with the Fox family include the artist?s invitingly skewed views of ?normal? life: children who are light-years ahead of their parents when it comes to computers, siblings who could teach the CIA a thing or two about covert and ?get-even? ops, and parents who stumble around in a slight daze as they deal with all the ?amenities? of the modern world.Jason, Peter, Paige, and their parents, Roger and Andy, deliver the laughs. They all bring their unique personalities and perspectives to the FoxTrot world, whether the subject is technology, tofu recipes . . . or a son convinced he could be the next zillionaire Martha Stewart. FoxTrot surprises. FoxTrot charms. FoxTrot always satisfies.

And When She Opened the Closet, All the Clothes Were Polyester

And When She Opened the Closet, All the Clothes Were Polyester
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 170
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ISBN-10 : 9780740768385
ISBN-13 : 0740768387
Rating : 4/5 (85 Downloads)

Synopsis And When She Opened the Closet, All the Clothes Were Polyester by : Bill Amend

A new collection of the comic adventures of the Fox family.

Encyclopedias Brown and White

Encyclopedias Brown and White
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 134
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ISBN-10 : 0740718509
ISBN-13 : 9780740718502
Rating : 4/5 (09 Downloads)

Synopsis Encyclopedias Brown and White by : Bill Amend

FoxTrot cartoonist Bill Amend once again proves his knack for finding humor in everyday family life with his latest collection, Encyclopedias Brown and White. Not that any more proof needs to be offered. After all, more than 1,000 newspapers worldwide publish FoxTrot, and there are over two million copies of the strip's books in circulation. Encyclopedias Brown and White is the latest saga of the funny and frantic Fox family-composed of parents Roger and Andy, their two ego-centric teenagers Peter and Paige, 10-year old brainiac Jason, and pet iguana Quincy. The title plot finds Jason and Marcus donning detective hats in order to track down Phoebe's missing camp journal and clear their names. Wading through its funny 128 pages, long-time and new readers alike will gain a full appreciation for why fans have been raving about the strip for years.

How Come I'm Always Luigi?

How Come I'm Always Luigi?
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 130
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ISBN-10 : 9780740756832
ISBN-13 : 0740756834
Rating : 4/5 (32 Downloads)

Synopsis How Come I'm Always Luigi? by : Bill Amend

Another collection of the comic adventures of the Fox family.

Orlando Bloom Has Ruined Everything

Orlando Bloom Has Ruined Everything
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 130
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ISBN-10 : 9780740749995
ISBN-13 : 0740749994
Rating : 4/5 (95 Downloads)

Synopsis Orlando Bloom Has Ruined Everything by : Bill Amend

Meet ten-year-old Lord of the Rings nerd Jason Fox and his high-school freshman sister, Paige. Jason can't believe he and his sister are both vying for front-row seats to the release of the movie. There's no denying that things will never be the same with heartthrob Orlando Bloom's involvement in Jason's favorite series. Don't forget their underachieving older brother, Peter. With three strong adolescent personalities in one household, colorful stuff often hits the fan; dad Roger usually ducks to avoid it, while mom Andy tries to keep it from staining the rug. Orlando Bloom Has Ruined Everything lampoons memorable moments from 2003 and 2004, such as the East Coast blackout. In the FoxTrot version, an "ink outage" renders several days' strips only partially drawn. "I called Funky Winkerbean. He says the ink's out over the entire grid," Jason reports. In another series of strips, Jason's latest money-making scheme involves creating an animated film to rival the box office blockbusters of Pixar and Dreamworks: "It's the tender story of a leech's search for his missing son. I'm calling it Finding Hemo. The success of FoxTrot has yielded consequences creator Bill Amend may never have imagined. The strip has been used as a question on the game show Jeopardy! and as an answer in the New York Times crossword. It's a fitting irony that FoxTrot has become a fixture of pop culture, the very phenomenon it parodies with such keen wit.

Death By Field Trip

Death By Field Trip
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 132
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ISBN-10 : 0740713914
ISBN-13 : 9780740713910
Rating : 4/5 (14 Downloads)

Synopsis Death By Field Trip by : Bill Amend

The "FoxTrot" cartoon is famed for truly depicting the nitty-gritty clashes of everyday family life without being too syrupy sweet. From hilarious sibling rivalry to marital fights over golfing habits, "FoxTrot" has amassed an avid following from fans of all ages. This newest collection celebrates the strip's tenth year of syndication.

His Code Name Was The Fox

His Code Name Was The Fox
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 132
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ISBN-10 : 0740721917
ISBN-13 : 9780740721915
Rating : 4/5 (17 Downloads)

Synopsis His Code Name Was The Fox by : Bill Amend

A collection of comic strips by Bill Amend, featuring the characters of Roger Fox, his family and friends.

Sophie's World

Sophie's World
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Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Total Pages : 599
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ISBN-10 : 9781466804272
ISBN-13 : 1466804270
Rating : 4/5 (72 Downloads)

Synopsis Sophie's World by : Jostein Gaarder

A page-turning novel that is also an exploration of the great philosophical concepts of Western thought, Jostein Gaarder's Sophie's World has fired the imagination of readers all over the world, with more than twenty million copies in print. One day fourteen-year-old Sophie Amundsen comes home from school to find in her mailbox two notes, with one question on each: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" From that irresistible beginning, Sophie becomes obsessed with questions that take her far beyond what she knows of her Norwegian village. Through those letters, she enrolls in a kind of correspondence course, covering Socrates to Sartre, with a mysterious philosopher, while receiving letters addressed to another girl. Who is Hilde? And why does her mail keep turning up? To unravel this riddle, Sophie must use the philosophy she is learning—but the truth turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined.

Animal, Vegetable, Miracle

Animal, Vegetable, Miracle
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Publisher : Harper Collins
Total Pages : 403
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ISBN-10 : 9780061795831
ISBN-13 : 0061795836
Rating : 4/5 (31 Downloads)

Synopsis Animal, Vegetable, Miracle by : Barbara Kingsolver

Bestselling author Barbara Kingsolver returns with her first nonfiction narrative that will open your eyes in a hundred new ways to an old truth: You are what you eat. "As the U.S. population made an unprecedented mad dash for the Sun Belt, one carload of us paddled against the tide, heading for the Promised Land where water falls from the sky and green stuff grows all around. We were about to begin the adventure of realigning our lives with our food chain. "Naturally, our first stop was to buy junk food and fossil fuel. . . ." Hang on for the ride: With characteristic poetry and pluck, Barbara Kingsolver and her family sweep readers along on their journey away from the industrial-food pipeline to a rural life in which they vow to buy only food raised in their own neighborhood, grow it themselves, or learn to live without it. Their good-humored search yields surprising discoveries about turkey sex life and overly zealous zucchini plants, en route to a food culture that's better for the neighborhood and also better on the table. Part memoir, part journalistic investigation, Animal, Vegetable, Miracle makes a passionate case for putting the kitchen back at the center of family life and diversified farms at the center of the American diet. "This is the story of a year in which we made every attempt to feed ourselves animals and vegetables whose provenance we really knew . . . and of how our family was changed by our first year of deliberately eating food produced from the same place where we worked, went to school, loved our neighbors, drank the water, and breathed the air." Includes an excerpt from Flight Behavior.