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Author |
: Nick Offerman |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 354 |
Release |
: 2016-10-18 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781101984659 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1101984651 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (59 Downloads) |
Synopsis Good Clean Fun by : Nick Offerman
After two New York Times bestsellers, Nick Offerman—woodworker, actor, comedian, and co-host of NBC’s crafting competition series Making It—returns with the subject for which he’s known best—his incredible real-life woodshop. Nestled among the glitz and glitter of Tinseltown is a testament to American elbow grease and an honest-to-god hard day’s work: Offerman Woodshop. Captained by hirsute woodworker, actor, comedian, and writer Nick Offerman, the shop produces not only fine handcrafted furniture, but also fun stuff—kazoos, baseball bats, ukuleles, mustache combs, even cedar-strip canoes. Now Nick and his ragtag crew of champions want to share their experience of working at the Woodshop, tell you all about their passion for the discipline of woodworking, and teach you how to make a handful of their most popular projects along the way. This book takes readers behind the scenes of the woodshop, both inspiring and teaching them to make their own projects and besotting them with the infectious spirit behind the shop and its complement of dusty wood-elves. In these pages you will find a variety of projects for every skill level, with personal, easy-to-follow instructions by the OWS woodworkers themselves; and, what’s more, this tutelage is augmented by mouth-watering color photos (Nick calls it "wood porn"). You will also find writings by Nick, offering recipes for both comestibles and mirth, humorous essays, odes to his own woodworking heroes, insights into the ethos of woodworking in modern America, and other assorted tomfoolery. Whether you’ve been working in your own shop for years, or if holding this stack of compressed wood pulp is as close as you’ve ever come to milling lumber, or even if you just love Nick Offerman’s brand of bucolic yet worldly wisdom, you’ll find Good Clean Fun full of useful, illuminating, and entertaining information.
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Total Pages |
: 96 |
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: 1993-09 |
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: 4/5 ( Downloads) |
Synopsis American Woodworker by :
American Woodworker magazine, A New Track Media publication, has been the premier publication for woodworkers all across America for 25 years. We are committed to providing woodworkers like you with the most accurate and up-to-date plans and information -- including new ideas, product and tool reviews, workshop tips and much, much more.
Author |
: The Editors of Woodezine |
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: |
Total Pages |
: 120 |
Release |
: 2018-02-15 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0999781901 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780999781906 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (01 Downloads) |
Synopsis Woodworking Jokes by : The Editors of Woodezine
Here's the perfect gift for the woodworker in your life. It's full of groaners, very clean, and is an excellent excuse to procrastinate instead of making sawdust.
Author |
: Ernest Henry Griset |
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: |
Total Pages |
: 182 |
Release |
: 1867 |
ISBN-10 |
: OXFORD:600080376 |
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: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (76 Downloads) |
Synopsis Griset's Grotesques, Or, Jokes Drawn on Wood by : Ernest Henry Griset
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Total Pages |
: 1098 |
Release |
: 1926 |
ISBN-10 |
: NYPL:33433071594547 |
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Rating |
: 4/5 (47 Downloads) |
Synopsis Industrial Woodworking by :
Author |
: Adrian Beck |
Publisher |
: Random House Australia |
Total Pages |
: 26 |
Release |
: 2021-07-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781761043086 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1761043080 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (86 Downloads) |
Synopsis Stop the Dad Jokes! by : Adrian Beck
A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!
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Publisher |
: J & L Books |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2013 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0989531104 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780989531108 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (04 Downloads) |
Synopsis Elisabeth Tonnard by :
Elisabeth Tonnard's In This Dark Wood is a study of urban alienation in America. In a haunting, modern-gothic style, it pairs images of people walking alone in nighttime city streets with 90 different English translations, collected by Tonnard, of the famous first lines of Dante's Inferno: "Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita / mi ritrovai per una selva oscura / ché la diritta via era smarrita." ("In the middle of the journey of our life / I found myself in a dark wood / for the straight way was lost"). The images were selected from the Joseph Selle collection at the Visual Studies Workshop in Rochester, New York, which contains over a million negatives from a company of street photographers who worked in San Francisco from the 1940s to the 70s. This edition is a reprint of a work originally self-published in 2008.
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: Taunton Press |
Publisher |
: Black Dog & Leventhal |
Total Pages |
: 2421 |
Release |
: 2014-11-17 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781603764124 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1603764127 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (24 Downloads) |
Synopsis Woodworking Wisdom & Know-How by : Taunton Press
From the experts at Fine Woodworking magazine, this complete and easy-to-follow resource has everything you need to know about the art of woodworking. Woodworking Wisdom & Know-How is the essential go-to book for every woodworking project imaginable, from building kitchen cabinets to refinishing a deck, from the vast cache of Fine Woodworking's projects and advice. Topics addressed in this book include: Types of Wood Building a Workshop Working and Finishing Wood Design and Styles Small and Large Projects Each section is further broken down into chapters that cover specific skills, projects, and crafts for both the beginner and the advanced woodworker. Featuring step-by-step instructions, troubleshooting guides and discussions, and an appendix of essential resources for supplies, tools, and materials, Woodworking Wisdom & Know-How is your one-stop-shop for trusted, tried, and true woodworking advice. This book is also a part of the Know-How series which includes other titles such as: Country Wisdom & Know-How Natural Healing Wisdom & Know-How Craft Wisdom & Know-How Garden Wisdom & Know-How
Author |
: Chantelle Grace |
Publisher |
: BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC |
Total Pages |
: 75 |
Release |
: 2017-08-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781424555475 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1424555477 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (75 Downloads) |
Synopsis Actually. Best. Jokes. Ever. by : Chantelle Grace
Author |
: Debra Aarons |
Publisher |
: Routledge |
Total Pages |
: 282 |
Release |
: 2012-02-27 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781136709326 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1136709320 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (26 Downloads) |
Synopsis Jokes and the Linguistic Mind by : Debra Aarons
Through the lens of cognitive science, Jokes and the Linguistic Mind investigates jokes that play on some aspect of the structure and function of language. In so doing, Debra Aarons shows that these 'linguistic jokes' can evoke our tacit knowledge of the language we use. Analyzing hilarious examples from movies, plays and books, Jokes and the Linguistic Mind demonstrates that tacit linguistic knowledge must become conscious for linguistic jokes to be understood. The book examines jokes that exploit pragmatic, semantic, morphological, phonological and semantic features of language, as well as jokes that use more than one language and jokes that are about language itself. With its use of jokes as data and its highly accessible explanations of complex linguistic concepts, this book is an engaging supplementary text for introductory courses in linguistics, psycholinguistics and cognitive science.