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Author |
: Chris Harper |
Publisher |
: Grand Central Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 283 |
Release |
: 2008-07-15 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780446543897 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0446543896 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (97 Downloads) |
Synopsis Welcome to JesusLand! by : Chris Harper
In the sacred and honorable tradition of The Onion comes a hilarious and outrageous collection of "church newsletters" that gleefully skewer America's religious right. The Godly ministers at Landover Baptist Church (Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1612!) have been sending out their newsletters for years, helping save those headed for damnation from falling into the devil's clutches. Making sure that no Christian is left behind, and that all non-believers burn in Hell, Pastor Deacon Fred and his band of merry white preachers share such righteous wisdom as "How children can win a Playstation 3 by accepting Jesus Christ as their personal savior" and "How to prevent Santa from turning Macy's into Neverland Ranch." Complete with Bible Quizzes, Sacrilegious Sidebars, and mug shots of America's damned, WELCOME TO JESUSLAND! is sure to become a classic of religious and political humor-while cleansing heathens from the Earth (or at least from those pesky Blue States).
Author |
: Shari Goldhagen |
Publisher |
: Broadway |
Total Pages |
: 272 |
Release |
: 2006 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780767925884 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0767925882 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (84 Downloads) |
Synopsis Family and Other Accidents by : Shari Goldhagen
Two brothers, Jack and Connor Reed, are united by the bonds they share as they pursue separate goals, dreams, and lives, with individual successes and failures, triumphs and tragedies, over the course of twenty-five years.
Author |
: Mac Tonnies |
Publisher |
: Andrews UK Limited |
Total Pages |
: 336 |
Release |
: 2013-05-20 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780991697540 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0991697545 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (40 Downloads) |
Synopsis Posthuman Blues by : Mac Tonnies
Posthuman Blues, Vol. I is first volume of the edited version of the popular weblog maintained by author Mac Tonnies from 2003 until his tragic death in 2009. Tonnies' blog was a pastiche of his original fiction, reflections on his day-to-day life, trenchant observations of current events, and thoughts on an eclectic range of material he culled from the Internet. What resulted was a remarkably broad portrait of a thoughtful man and the complex times in which he lived, rendered with intelligence, imagination, and a wickedly absurdist sense of humor.
Author |
: Julia Scheeres |
Publisher |
: Catapult |
Total Pages |
: 253 |
Release |
: 2012-10-30 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781619021341 |
ISBN-13 |
: 161902134X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (41 Downloads) |
Synopsis Jesus Land by : Julia Scheeres
New York Times bestseller: An “exquisitely wrought memoir” about how “love can flourish even in the harshest climates”—for readers of The Liar’s Club and Running with Scissors (People). This poignant, darkly funny account of two siblings—one white, one Black—growing up in the Christian fundamentalist communities of Indiana and the Dominican Republic is “one of the best memoirs in years” (Anne Lamott, author of Bird by Bird). Julia and her adopted brother, David, are 16 years old. Julia is white. David is black. It is the mid–1980s and their family has just moved to rural Indiana, a landscape of cottonwood trees, trailer parks, and an all–encompassing racism. At home are a distant mother—more involved with her church’s missionaries than her own children—and a violent father. In this riveting and heartrending memoir, Julia Scheeres takes us from the Midwest to a place beyond imagining. Surrounded by natural beauty, Escuela Caribe—a religious reform school in the Dominican Republic—is characterized by a disciplinary regime that extracts repentance from its students by any means necessary. Julia and David strive to make it through these ordeals and their tale is relayed here with startling immediacy, extreme candor, and wry humor. Over a decade after its first publication, Jesus Land remains deeply resonant with readers. This New York Times bestselling memoir is a gripping tale of rage and redemption, hope and humor, morality and malice—and most of all, the truth: that being a good person takes more than just going to church.
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: |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 900 |
Release |
: 2005 |
ISBN-10 |
: UCSD:31822034958819 |
ISBN-13 |
: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (19 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Publishers Weekly by :
Author |
: Rebekah Welton |
Publisher |
: Bloomsbury Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 233 |
Release |
: 2024-11-14 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780567702210 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0567702219 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (10 Downloads) |
Synopsis Bibles in Popular Cultures by : Rebekah Welton
Supporting the theory that there is no singular 'Bible', and the idea that biblical literacy is demonstrated in a multitude of ways beyond confessional interpretations of biblical texts, the contributors of this volume explore how multiple 'Bibles' coexist simultaneously in popular cultures. By interrogating popular television, music, and film, biblical retellings are identified which variously perpetuate, challenge or subvert biblical narratives and motifs. The topics discussed are gathered around three themes: depictions of sex and gender, troubling representations, and subversions of biblical authority. This volume offers new studies on retellings of biblical texts which seek to interrogate, perpetuate and challenge dominant cultural ideas of who can interpret biblical texts, what forms this might take, and the influence of biblical interpretations in our societies.
Author |
: James Hudnut-Beumler |
Publisher |
: UNC Press Books |
Total Pages |
: 289 |
Release |
: 2018-03-19 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781469640389 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1469640384 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (89 Downloads) |
Synopsis Strangers and Friends at the Welcome Table by : James Hudnut-Beumler
In this fresh and fascinating chronicle of Christianity in the contemporary South, historian and minister James Hudnut-Beumler draws on extensive interviews and his own personal journeys throughout the region over the past decade to present a comprehensive portrait of the South's long-dominant religion. Hudnut-Beumler traveled to both rural and urban communities, listening to the faithful talk about their lives and beliefs. What he heard pushes hard against prevailing notions of southern Christianity as an evangelical Protestant monolith so predominant as to be unremarkable. True, outside of a few spots, no non-Christian group forms more than six-tenths of one percent of a state's population in what Hudnut-Beumler calls the Now South. Drilling deeper, however, he discovers an unexpected, blossoming diversity in theology, practice, and outlook among southern Christians. He finds, alongside traditional Baptists, black and white, growing numbers of Christians exemplifying changes that no one could have predicted even just forty years ago, from congregations of LGBT-supportive evangelicals and Spanish-language church services to a Christian homeschooling movement so robust in some places that it may rival public education in terms of acceptance. He also finds sharp struggles and political divisions among those trying to reconcile such Christian values as morality and forgiveness—the aftermath of the mass shooting at Charleston's Emanuel A.M.E. Church in 2015 forming just one example. This book makes clear that understanding the twenty-first-century South means recognizing many kinds of southern Christianities.
Author |
: Arthur James Wells |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 870 |
Release |
: 2007 |
ISBN-10 |
: UOM:39015066381453 |
ISBN-13 |
: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (53 Downloads) |
Synopsis The British National Bibliography by : Arthur James Wells
Author |
: Paul Bradley |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 178 |
Release |
: 2009-11-24 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781439188675 |
ISBN-13 |
: 143918867X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (75 Downloads) |
Synopsis What Would Betty Do? by : Paul Bradley
Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you! In a world of reflected glory and shameless name-dropping, no one can touch America's most puritanical pundit, Betty Bowers. Betty is so close to Jesus, He's given her His loaves and fish recipe. And only Betty knows how many shopping days there are until the Apocalypse. As she is fond of saying: "If God created me in His image, I have more than returned the compliment!" In Prada and in prayer, Betty has devoted her life to bringing people the Good News: They are going straight to Hell. Thousands have aspired to emulate her joie d'apres vivre by logging on to her popular website, bettybowers.com. But only now, with What Would Betty Do? does she finally reveal her spiritual survival secrets. You'll discover how, come Judgment Day, to be whisked through the 10 Sins or Less express line. But first, you will have to learn how to vote (for God's Own Party, the Republicans), whom to hate (Lie-berals and other non-Baptists), and what to throw (a soirée -- and then a few stones!). "After all," warns Betty, "if Heaven is just going to involve running into all the people you avoided on Earth, what would be the point?" Unchic? Unsaved? Wavering faith? Wandering hands? A pair of $650 Manolo Blahnik pumps that won't go with anything? No problem! Just ask yourself -- What would Betty do?
Author |
: Karen Spears Zacharias |
Publisher |
: Zondervan |
Total Pages |
: 244 |
Release |
: 2010 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780310292500 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0310292506 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (00 Downloads) |
Synopsis Will Jesus Buy Me a Double-wide? by : Karen Spears Zacharias
Author Karen Spears Zacharias believes Christians have been paying good money for a false doctrine---the Cash and Cadillac Gospel. With humor and wit in Will Jesus Buy Me a Double-Wide?, Zacharias unpacks story after story of those who use the name of God as a means to living their own "good life," as well as some unlikely folks whose genuine faith has led them to a different understanding of wealth.