The term "malaphor," a combination of "metaphor" and "malaprop," was coined in 1976 by Lawrence Harrison, a senior executive in the State Department. Harrison found gems in endless bureaucratic meetings, such as "he said it off the top of his cuff" or "don't rock the trough."Author David Hatfield has been collecting malaphors for over thirty years. His first book, "He Smokes like a Fish and Other Malaphors (Unintentional Idiom and Word Blends)" was his offering to language enthusiasts everywhere. Now he has assembled a second hilarious collection, entitled "Things Are Not Rosy-Dory: Malaphors from Politicians and Pundits". The malaphors in this book come mainly from the world of politics, where malaphors are ubiquitous. Malaphors know no party allegience. From the Malaphorer-in-Chief Donald Trump to Democrats to Republicans, a truly diverse array of people is represented within these covers. So sit back, put your feet up, and enjoy this truly unique collection of verbal play and mix-ups.

This game changing guide to crosswords will improve your skills while exploring the hows, whys, and history of the crossword and its evolution over time, from antiquity to the age of LOL and MINAJ. Crossword puzzles have a language all their own. Packed full of trick clues, trivia about common answers, and crossword trends, Crosswordese is a delightful celebration of the crossword lexicon and its checkered history of wordplay and changing cultural references. Much, much more than a dictionary, this is a playful, entertaining, and educational read for word gamers and language lovers. The perfect present or gift for yourself, Crosswordese will be a hit with crossword puzzlers of all skill levels, word nerds, fans of all varieties of word games, and language enthusiasts. • BEYOND CROSSWORDS: Hooked on crosswords? Now you can discover even more to enjoy about the history and trivia behind the terms and clues you love. • FOR BEGINNERS, EXPERTS, AND WORD NERDS ALIKE: Beginners will find it a boon to their solving skills; veteran crossworders will learn more about the vocabulary they employ every morning; and those interested in language will have plenty of "Aha!" moments. • CROSSWORD PUZZLES INCLUDED! The author has specially created a number of puzzles based on the book's content inside!

From these pages, you will be imbued with ardent verity of the many parities within life. God allowed me to be burdened with many physical defects from birth, but He also gave me the strength, courage, and the desire, to never quit, in my attempts to overcome. I am in hope that you will glean, through the information herein spent, some being of my many birth defects, plus, a few of life's, natural and normal calamities, and, those magnificent things brought about as a result of my unwillingness to allow those birth defects, and like anomalies; to stop me, and keep me from beating the odds, thereby, allowing myself to become a: World Renowned, Organist. Yes, you read it correctly, World Renowned. Read on. Through the writing of this missive, I wish to convey to all hereto imbibing, HOPE, and, ENCOURAGEMENT; especially to any of those who may be in despair, who perchance, may read this brochure, and thereby, glean the understanding, that, even though they may have weakness of spirit, they still have the ability, by which, to, go forward, and SUCCEED, if they truly make an honest effort.

The term "malaphor," a combination of "metaphor" and "malaprop," was coined in 1976 by Lawrence Harrison, a senior executive in the State Department. Harrison found gems in endless bureaucratic meetings, such as "he said it off the top of his cuff" or "don't rock the trough." Author David Hatfield has been collecting malaphors for over thirty years. He Smokes like a Fish and Other Malaphors (Unintentional Idiom and Word Blends) is his offering to language enthusiasts everywhere. Malaphors know no bounds. From the man on the street to President Barack Obama, a truly diverse array of people is represented within these covers. Hatfield has mined for malaphors in every imaginable venue: movies, television, sports, music, the internet, at work, and on the street. People from all over the world have shared gems on Hatfield's website. So sit back, put your feet up, and enjoy this truly unique collection of verbal play and mix-ups.

A trio of friends from New York City find themselves trapped inside a mechanical board game that they must dismantle in order to save themselves and generations of other children in this action-packed debut that’s a steampunk Jumanji with a Middle Eastern flair. Nothing can prepare you for The Gauntlet… It didn’t look dangerous, exactly. When twelve-year-old Farah first laid eyes on the old-fashioned board game, she thought it looked…elegant. It is made of wood, etched with exquisite images—a palace with domes and turrets, lattice-work windows that cast eerie shadows, a large spider—and at the very center of its cover, in broad letters, is written: The Gauntlet of Blood and Sand. The Gauntlet is more than a game, though. It is the most ancient, the most dangerous kind of magic. It holds worlds inside worlds. And it takes players as prisoners.

This book will help the readers understand aviation management from the basics to the advanced level, covering the history and future of aviation, policies by IATA, ICAO and other related regulators, airport management, operations and functioning along with recent Government schemes to boost the aviation industry. Readers can refer to this book for undergraduate and postgraduate programmes in aviation.

David Blake and his sister Sally have grown up with the legend of the Blake treasure, buried on one of the islands off Saturday Cove, a fishing village on the coast of Maine. One day, while lobstering in the bay, David and Sally seek shelter from a summer storm in an abandoned house on Blake's Island. There they find a musty chart that seems to be a definite clue. Curious and excited, they decide to solve the family mystery. But Sally loses the chart, and David reckons without the troublesome interference of Roddy McNeil, a newcomer to Saturday Cove. Roddy's father threatens to buy Blake's Island and the children fear the treasure will be lost to them forever. The mystery is heightened with the discovery of an unidentified eavesdroppers, the disappearance of a rare pewter button, and the fishermen's growing suspicion that it is David who is stealing lobsters from their traps. Barbee Oliver Carleton successfully captures the special flavor of the Maine coast, and brings to children a story of unusual imagination and excitement. "A savory sea tale exudes the salty tang and ruddy, weathered atmosphere of Cape Cod." -- Kirkus