Much, much more than just potty training for boys... In this second book of the Weenie Book Series, Gabriel Green is a 5-year-old boy who doesn ́t do very well in the bathroom when it is time to pee. Like most boys his age, he's seen his dad going to the restroom, but every time he tries to imitate what his father does, he just fails, messing his bathroom up; infuriating his mother who has to clean everything up and poor Gabe is left feeling hopeless. With wonderful illustrations by María Russo and through a simple and well-articulated prose, D.T. Carter reminds parents and boys just how difficult having a penis can be when it comes down to using the restroom. It might all seem like fun and games, but, being a boy and having a penis is a great, and wonderful responsibility and needs instruction from Mom and Dad. This book is a wonderful tool parents can use to teach their young boys about going to the bathroom. It is more than just potty training, it is a way to show and infuse in boys good bathroom etiquette every single time they go to the restroom. As parents, you ́ll enjoy reading this book with your sons and be excited about the changes you will see in them from the illustrated teachings. Even moms will laugh out loud as they identify with Gabriel's mom and her struggles to teach Gabe how to urinate without creating disasters in the bathroom. As in other books in The Weenie Book series, in this book D.T. Carter highlights: -Why it is awesome to be a boy -God made me a boy -How to treat others with respect -and much more. BONUS: Inside the book is a special link where you can download beautifully illustrated poster to hang in the bathroom to teach and remind your son of everything he needs to do in the bathroom from lifting up the seat before he pees to washing his hand. Download The Weenie Book, "The Pee Pee Guide" today!

Meet Weenie, a food-obsessed wiener dog, and his best friends Frank and Beans in this hilarious early graphic novel for fans of Narwhal and Jelly and The Bad Guys. Weenie loves his human, Bob. He loves his guinea pig friend, Beans, and his cat friend, Frank. He loves naps, adventures and sharing. In fact, Weenie loves pretty much everything (except the mail carrier). But the thing Weenie loves and desires more than anything else in the world is meatloaf. And he'll do anything to get it. Join Weenie, Frank and Beans on a laugh-out-loud meatloaf adventure, complete with a trench coat disguise, a wild meatloaf trap and even a hungry wolf.

Creepy stories for young adult readers.

Thirty-five creepy stories about pigeons, ancient predators, Girl Scouts, and other terrifying things. Includes author's notes on how he got his ideas for these stories.

Invasion of the Road Weenies, a collection of warped and creepy tales ranging from the silly and offbeat to flat-out horrifying from the award-winning storyteller and master of the macabre, David Lubar A town is overrun by road weenies--a.k.a. joggers--who never smile. A girl thinks she's too old for Halloween...until she finds a special pair of gloves. A boy takes a shortcut to an unexpected place. A mummy takes his revenge, one little piece at a time.... Welcome to the weird and wacky world of award-winning storyteller and master of the macabre, David Lubar. These thirty-five tales ranging from the silly and offbeat to flat-out horrifying are just right for reading alone or for telling aloud in the dark. As an added bonus at the end of the book, David answers the question most frequently asked of writers with a behind-the-scenes look at the various ways he got the ideas for the stories in this collection. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare! At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

"Thirty-three more warped and creepy tales"--Cover [p. 4].

Thirty-three stories about stranded aliens, a horrifying cheesemaker, a boy with the power to make stars vanish, and other frightening things. Includes notes on how the author got his ideas for these stories.

A collection of thirty-five creepy stories.

Thirty-three stories about clothes-eating bacteria, a zombie apocalypse, a monstrous butcher shop, and other frightening things. Includes notes on how the author got his ideas for these stories.

Adventures of the Teenie Weenies by William Donahey: Join the enchanting world of the Teenie Weenies, tiny people who embark on big adventures. Authored by William Donahey, this delightful book follows the imaginative escapades of these tiny characters as they navigate their miniature world, face challenges, and discover the magic of friendship. With charming illustrations and whimsical storytelling, this book is perfect for readers young and old who love to explore the wonders of the imagination. Key Aspects of the Book "Adventures of the Teenie Weenies by William Donahey": Tiny Adventures: The book takes readers on a series of imaginative and whimsical adventures in the miniature world of the Teenie Weenies. Friendship and Camaraderie: Through their escapades, the Teenie Weenies demonstrate the value of friendship and teamwork in overcoming challenges. Imaginative World-Building: William Donahey's creative storytelling and charming illustrations bring the tiny world of the Teenie Weenies to life. William Donahey was an American author, cartoonist, and illustrator best known for creating the beloved characters of the Teenie Weenies. Born in the late 19th century, he captivated readers with his delightful stories and imaginative artwork. The adventures of the Teenie Weenies continue to enchant generations of readers, inspiring a love for the magic of storytelling and the wonders of the imagination.