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Author |
: Mario Acevedo |
Publisher |
: Harper Collins |
Total Pages |
: 383 |
Release |
: 2009-10-13 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780061755422 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0061755427 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (22 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Undead Kama Sutra by : Mario Acevedo
Ex-infantryman Felix Gomez came back from Iraq decidedly undead. Back home in Denver, he embarked upon a new career where nighttime work is the norm: private investigator. Since then, he's managed to survive lustful extraterrestrials, manic nymphomaniacs, and x-rated bloodsuckers, while satisfying his own unorthodox hungers with blood-laced Mexican food. But some thirsts aren't as easily assuaged, and that's where "The Undead Kama Sutra" comes in—a hands-on manual that illustrates how sex can help a lonely vampire increase his psychic energies. Felix's search for missing parts of the coveted manuscript is, of course, purely professional. And now the dying words of an alien interloper ("Find Goodman and save Earth's women!") are thrusting the immortal (if he's lucky) P.I. and a bodacious undead sexpert, Carmen Arellano, into a seamy mess of otherworldly abductions, shady military irregularities, and unexplained murder.
Author |
: Mario Acevedo |
Publisher |
: Harper Collins |
Total Pages |
: 341 |
Release |
: 2009-11-24 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780061567179 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0061567175 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (79 Downloads) |
Synopsis Jailbait Zombie by : Mario Acevedo
Vampire detective Felix Gomez teams up with a precocious clairvoyant teen in order to counter a gangster organization and its army of zombies that is terrorizing the Colorado mountains.
Author |
: Mario Acevedo |
Publisher |
: Harper Collins |
Total Pages |
: 420 |
Release |
: 2010-03-09 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780061981470 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0061981478 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (70 Downloads) |
Synopsis Werewolf Smackdown by : Mario Acevedo
“[Acevedo] is a very disturbed man—and I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term.” —Tim Dorsey, author of Nuclear Jellyfish Felix Gomez, Latino vampire detective extraordinaire, tackles a sexy werewolf cabal in Werewolf Smackdown, the fifth installment in Mario Acevedo’s satirical supernatural series. The author’s wonderfully twisted blend of comedy, horror, and detective noir—expertly flourished in such books as The Nymphos of Rocky Flat and Jailbait Zombie—places him in the august company of Eric “Anonymous Rex” Garcia and Christopher “Bloodsucking Fiends” Moore, while earning him raves from coast to coast. The Baltimore Sun calls Acevedo’s novels, “decidedly good, unclean, unwholesome fun,” while author and fan J.A. Konrath calls them, “a smooth combination of Anne Rice and Michael Connelly, with a generous portion of Dave Barry.”
Author |
: Mario Acevedo |
Publisher |
: Harper Collins |
Total Pages |
: 288 |
Release |
: 2007-12-26 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780061438882 |
ISBN-13 |
: 006143888X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (82 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Nymphos of Rocky Flats by : Mario Acevedo
Fantasy-roman.
Author |
: Mario Acevedo |
Publisher |
: Harper Collins |
Total Pages |
: 386 |
Release |
: 2009-10-13 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780061758805 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0061758809 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (05 Downloads) |
Synopsis X-Rated Bloodsuckers by : Mario Acevedo
When Felix Gomez returned from the War in Iraq with a disdain for daylight and a raging thirst for blood, he knew he couldn't settle for an ordinary 9-to-5 job. So after his discharge, the newly undead ex-infantryman chose the career that he felt best suited his vampiric tendencies: private detective. Now he's been approached by sexy porn star Katz Meow, who wants Felix to investigate the murder of her once-equally agile friend and fellow toiler in the video sex-biz, Roxy Bronze. But his investigation into L.A.'s hardcore jungle is turning into a triple x-rated nightmare populated by hot babes, sleazy producers, sleazier politicians, sham evangelicals, and fanatical secret societies. And here on the seamy underside of Tinseltown, “immortal” doesn't necessarily mean “unkillable.”
Author |
: Kristina Douglas |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 388 |
Release |
: 2011-01-25 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781439191941 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1439191948 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (41 Downloads) |
Synopsis Raziel by : Kristina Douglas
Kristina Douglas’s sexy new series introduces a realm of fallen angels and ruthless demons, where an eternal rebellion is brewing . . . and one unsuspecting woman can change the fate of the Fallen forever. She was just an ordinary mortal . . . “You’re dead” is so not what Allie Watson wants to hear. Unfortunately, it explains a lot. Like the dark, angelically handsome man who ferried her to this strange, hidden land. The last thing she remembers is stepping off a curb in front of a crosstown bus. Now she’s surrounded by gorgeous fallen angels with an unsettling taste for blood—and they really don’t want her around. Not exactly how she pictured heaven. . . . until death catapulted her into a seductive world she never imagined. Raziel is unsure why he rescued Allie from hellfire against Uriel’s orders, but she stirs in him a longing he hasn't felt in centuries. Now the Fallen are bracing for the divine wrath brought by his disobedience, and they blame Allie for the ferocious Nephilim clawing at the kingdom’s shrouded gates. Facing impossible odds at every turn, the two must work together to survive. Raziel will do anything to defend his spirited lover against the forces of darkness—because Allie may be the Fallen’s only salvation.
Author |
: Fan Shen |
Publisher |
: U of Nebraska Press |
Total Pages |
: 300 |
Release |
: 2006-01-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0803293364 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780803293366 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (64 Downloads) |
Synopsis Gang of One by : Fan Shen
The memoir of Shen, age 12 at the start of the Cultural Revolution in 1966, recounts being complicit in arduous Red Guard activities that directly or indirectly led to several gruesome deaths of political "enemies"--And later falling in love with and marrying the daughter of a man brutally tortured and killed by one of his fellow Red Guards.
Author |
: T. Strange |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 302 |
Release |
: 2017-03-20 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1543299997 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781543299991 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (97 Downloads) |
Synopsis My Zombie Boyfriend by : T. Strange
Edward Grey is a medical student by day, necromancer by night. He lives alone with the first zombie he ever raised, his childhood cat, Boo. Edward's life is simple: studying medicine, training his necromantic powers with his mentor, Mariel, and having weekly dinners with his parents. When he finds a very attractive corpse in a park and brings it home to reanimate, he creates a sassy, free-willed zombie who believes Edward is the one who murdered him. With no memory of his former life, Edward names the zombie Kit and tries to win his trust. Kit slowly adjusts to his new un-life with Edward's help, though he's still suspicious of Edward's role in his death and is convinced that Edward is hiding his former identity. Edward is very attracted to Kit, but understands why Kit doesn't trust him. As they become closer to one another, Kit turns to Edward for comfort and love. The fragile trust they've built together will be tested when Kit unexpectedly regains his memory and seeks revenge on his murderers.
Author |
: Nicol Ricci |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 74 |
Release |
: 2020-09-30 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9798692400482 |
ISBN-13 |
: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (82 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Illustrated KamaSutra by : Nicol Ricci
★ UPDATE September 2020 SECOND REPRINT: The Illustrated Manual with All the Positions of the Kamasutra for Beginners and Experts has finally arrived!Time to stop having boring sex! Find out TODAY how it is possible to IMPROVE couple relationships thanks to the fascinating positions of the KAMASUTRA that do not require particular athletic skills. Inside you will find a detailed DESCRIPTION for each of the 69 POSITIONS and the matching ILLUSTRATION that acts as a visual support, so you can EXPERIENCE joy! But there is more! By applying the TIPS and techniques tested by the author it will be possible to increase PLEASURE and stimulate the G-POINT of the woman, SATISFYING the man too. In detail, the positions are divided into 6 categories and collected in this single volume exclusively: Preliminary positions;Lying positions;Seated positions;Standing positions;Kneeling positions;Mixed positions;✔️ Immediately secure one of the very latest downloads before the promotional offer ends, and if you are not satisfied with the purchase you will be refunded 100%
Author |
: Patti Paige |
Publisher |
: Kyle Books |
Total Pages |
: 96 |
Release |
: 2020-10-29 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780857839367 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0857839365 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (67 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Gingerbread Kama Sutra by : Patti Paige
Need to spice up your love life? The Gingerbread Kama Sutra is here to help. With chapters ranging from Easy to Advanced to Expert, there's a gingerbread position whatever your flavour. Handy baking templates show you how to make these cookie creations at home, while descriptions from the Kama Sutra mean you can get inventive in the bedroom as well as in the kitchen. Featuring Patti Paige's signature and vegan gingerbread and her top tips for baking and decorating, this book is a sure-fire recipe for romance. Patti Page is an artist, baker, and owner of Baked Ideas, a custom bakery in New York City. Along with a small, close team, she decorates cakes and cookies that reflect her affinity for clean, simple design, vibrant colour and artistic flair. When Patti started posting her Kama Sutra gingerbread on her Instagram page, the response from her followers was huge (mainly in the form of crying-laughing emojis) and Patti has been developing the range ever since. Instagram - @bakedideas