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For the person who longs to run their business from home, author Carrie Wilkerson says it is possible. She says to the reader: reclaim your time, determine your income, and change your lifestyle—all while keeping personal priorities intact. Successful at running her own seven-figure business from home—and an active speaker on the subject—the author demonstrates business models with tables and charts in an easy-to-understand format. Chapters include such subjects as finding a target market, marketing strategies, and brand development. Especially important are the common pitfalls listed to avoid in starting a business from home. To succeed as the barefoot executive, “Do what you are qualified to do most immediately for maximum profit,” the author says. “Then, you are free to pursue what you are passionate about.”

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In this brilliantly conceived and executed book, they erase forever the guilt and self criticism of non-doing that has plagued western civilization. If you have ever aspired to write a book, or if you are identified with doing rather than being, this book will change your life. Prepare for a great adventure!

If alcohol is causing you problems, then alcohol is the problem. This book is a comprehensive volume on alcoholism and its causes, prevention, treatment, recovery, and long-term maintenance of the disease for the alcoholic who still suffers and his or her family. The Alcoholism Handbook provides you with the tools needed, a step-by-step process for treatment, recovery, and a positive-living lifestyle change that will heal alcoholics and their families. There are only two requirements to stop drinking: willingness to learn something new and a desire to stop drinking. If an alcoholic possesses willingness and desire, then by the grace of God, a miracle can be achieved. Most every alcoholic can become one of those miracles if he or she wants to. This book is written for the alcoholic who still suffers. The Alcoholism Handbook gives you an overview of alcohol addiction and covers alcoholism in the family and at the workplace. It provides testimonials and case histories of the incomprehensible demoralization of the disease. The charts provided for nutrition and vitamin supplements can be referenced in the path back to health from the disease. Lastly, The Alcoholism Handbook provides a step-by-step process to achieve a positive-living lifestyle change for the alcoholic and his or her family. The Alcoholism Handbook is also written for all professionals, the legal profession, medical personnel, law enforcement, judges, social workers, psychologists, treatment centers, counselors, clergy, physicians, and anyone indirectly affected by the consequences of alcohol. It is also written for family members who are directly affected by alcohols consequences.

Equal parts useful and esoteric, the collection of facts in How to Talk Like You Know What You're Talking About clears your path to sounding like the smartest person in any room you find yourself in. Your path to sounding like the smartest person in the room is clear thanks to How to Talk Like You Know What You're Talking About. Equal parts useful and esoteric, a collection of facts related to intriguing topics such as Stanley Kubrick, the cause of World War I, and the theory of relativity makes you a must-have on the guest list for any gathering. Expertise has never been so effortless, as a few easy-to-digest talking points are all that stand between you and a well-rounded intellect.

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