The Supernatural Love Stories in the Absurd Series has a little something for all paranormal readers… - 4000-year-old curses – CHECK - Lock Ness monster shifters – CHECK - Wendingos - CHECK - Ghosts and haunted mansions – CHECK & CHECK Combine all these with strong sexy women, terrible choices, weird dreams, and paying for past sins and you have a binge read. Fall into the world of Parched, Cursed, Spirited, and Loched. Each of these stand-alone stories can be read in any order, and each unique story offers you spell-binding paranormal romance. ***** The ingenious storyline - BRILLIANT! Sexy. Complex. Funny. Heart warming. – Review of LOCHED “Payne has a unique and funny voice that has allowed her to create a supernatural playground full of rich characters and a well thought out storyline. This book is a fast, flat out funny read. I found myself laughing out loud more than once. I also enjoyed how Payne took some well known mythology (supernatural, Greek) and put her own twist on it. This writer is smart, creative, fun, and hilarious. I look forward to more love stories in the absurd.” - Review of PARCHED

A wendigo controlled by a curse. An insatiable mystery woman. One sexy, crazy ride. Greed. For the last 4,000 years, it’s been my curse. Every day, I live with the repercussions of the terrible choices I made. I thought I’d seen it all…then a black aura crosses my path. The beautiful woman it belongs to sends my world into a tailspin. She gets under my skin, hypnotizing me with her adventurous and kinky nature. I almost forget I know nothing about her. Thinking with the wrong head can certainly get a man in trouble, but in this case, it could mean an end worse than my curse. Parched is a complete stand-alone full of steamy scenes and supernatural creatures.

A legend under the surface. A woman obsessed. A destined love. Returning to Loch Ness means coming home in more ways than one. The monster exists. I’ve seen him. Visions of the beast haunt my dreams and waking hours. I need to get back to the loch. To him. When he rises from the water again, I watch him shift into a sexy Highlander right before my eyes, and everything I think I know evaporates. He’s so much more than I imagined. A magical attraction between us leads down a path of ancient curses, family lore, and to an unmistakable love. But will it be enough to keep him human, or will he return to the murky depths with my heart? All books in the Supernatural Love Stories in the Absurd Series are stand-alone and can be read in any order.

A haunted mansion. A sexy ghost. A contractor determined to fix both. Buying and renovating the old plantation house seems like a great idea. The fact that it’s supposedly haunted by the spirit of a murdered prostitute is a minor oversight. I don’t believe in that crap anyway. But after a late-night rendezvous with a sexy spirit elicits a very real nocturnal emission from me, I have to rethink my belief in poltergeists…and love. The intoxicating woman who has been trapped here for over a century casts a spell over me with her humor, courage, and passion. I have to do something to free her from her ethereal prison. But will my actions break her metaphysical chains, or will they release something darker into my new home? All books in the Supernatural Love Stories in the Absurd Series are stand-alone and can be read in any order.

A cursed pharaoh. A determined archaeologist. Three days to find true love. The dank depths of the Egyptian ruins reveal something I’ve been searching for my entire adult life—the tomb of the mysterious pharaoh, Nebtawyre Mentuhotep IV. And somehow, the sexy king steps from his sarcophagus very much alive. Lust soon overpowers reason as I fall down the rabbit hole with Wyre. He claims me completely—my mind, body, and soul. We only have three days to break a 4,000-year-old curse placed on him by his crazy ex. If we don’t, he’ll return to his tomb and take my heart with him. All books in the Supernatural Love Stories in the Absurd Series are stand-alone and can be read in any order.

This carefully edited collection has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Table of Contents: Arthur Machen (1863-1947) was a Welsh author and mystic of the 1890s and early 20th century. He is best known for his influential supernatural, fantasy, and horror fiction. His novella The Great God Pan has garnered a reputation as a classic of horror (Stephen King has called it "The best horror story in the English language"). Historian of fantastic literature Brian Stableford has suggested that Machen "was the first writer of authentically modern horror stories, and his best works must still be reckoned among the finest products of the genre". Table of Contents: Novels: The Three Impostors The Hill of Dreams The Terror: A Mystery The Secret Glory Short Stories and Novellas: A Fragment of Life The White People The Great God Pan The Inmost Light The Shining Pyramid The Red Hand The Angels of Mons: The Bowmen and Other Legends of the War: The Bowmen The Soldiers' Rest The Monstrance The Dazzling Light The Bowmen And Other Noble Ghosts Change The Children of the Pool The Bright Boy The Tree of Life Opening the Door The Marriage of Panurge The Holy Things Psychology The Turanians The Rose Garden The Ceremony The Happy Children The Cosy Room Munitions of War The Great Return A New Christmas Carol The Islington Mystery Out of the Earth Essays: Hieroglyphics Dog and Duck Dreads and Dolls Translation: The Memoirs of Jacques Casanova de Seingalt, 1725-1798 Autobiography: Far Off Things Criticism: Arthur Machen: A Novelist of Ecstasy and Sin (With Two Uncollected Poems by Arthur Machen)

Rescued by the billionaire lumberjack... Lost. Alone. Freezing on the side of a desolate mountain in a massive snowstorm. Until a rugged man with an ax saves me. Waking in his warm, comfortable bed leaves more than one question. How did I get here? Where are my clothes? And who is this handsome recluse with striking dark eyes and a grumpy demeanor? The answers only bring more mysteries. He doesn’t want me here. Doesn’t want his secrets exposed. I don’t want him to know mine, either. But there’s only so long we can deny this sizzling attraction. Only so long until I learn the truth about my billionaire lumberjack and our pasts come back to haunt us. Grab this steamy stand-alone from USA Today Bestselling Author Gwyn McNamee about a billionaire in hiding, the photographer who stumbles upon him, and what happens when they’re trapped together during a major snow storm with building attraction and dark secrets!

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When you set out to hunt monsters, be careful you don't become one… From the fog-shrouded streets of New Hampshire to the twisting halls of a haunted orphanage, Shane Ryan's battle with the supernatural rages on. The retired marine and his allies have faced one terrifying encounter after another. But his search for the man behind the murder of his former lover continues. And he will not rest until he finds his prey… The forces of darkness standing against him have only grown stronger. A deadly seductress, a bloodthirsty wraith, an army of spirts… Each new enemy pushes him closer and closer to his final brush with death. And closer to an impossible decision, with repercussions that could haunt him for the rest of his life. With vengeance in sight, can Shane bring himself to do the unthinkable? Can he move past his own anguish to save innocent lives? Will he cross that line to vanquish this enemy once and for all? Or will he let evil prevail?

NATIONAL BESTSELLER Soon to be a major motion picture "Jon Swift + Witches of Eastwick + Kelly 'Get In Trouble' Link + Mean Girls + Creative Writing Degree Hell! No punches pulled, no hilarities dodged, no meme unmangled! O Bunny you are sooo genius!" —Margaret Atwood, via Twitter "A wild, audacious and ultimately unforgettable novel." —Michael Schaub, Los Angeles Times "Awad is a stone-cold genius." —Ann Bauer, The Washington Post The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel from the acclaimed author of 13 Ways of Looking at a Fat Girl and Rouge "We were just these innocent girls in the night trying to make something beautiful. We nearly died. We very nearly did, didn't we?" Samantha Heather Mackey couldn't be more of an outsider in her small, highly selective MFA program at New England's Warren University. A scholarship student who prefers the company of her dark imagination to that of most people, she is utterly repelled by the rest of her fiction writing cohort--a clique of unbearably twee rich girls who call each other "Bunny," and seem to move and speak as one. But everything changes when Samantha receives an invitation to the Bunnies' fabled "Smut Salon," and finds herself inexplicably drawn to their front door--ditching her only friend, Ava, in the process. As Samantha plunges deeper and deeper into the Bunnies' sinister yet saccharine world, beginning to take part in the ritualistic off-campus "Workshop" where they conjure their monstrous creations, the edges of reality begin to blur. Soon, her friendships with Ava and the Bunnies will be brought into deadly collision. The spellbinding new novel from one of our most fearless chroniclers of the female experience, Bunny is a down-the-rabbit-hole tale of loneliness and belonging, friendship and desire, and the fantastic and terrible power of the imagination. Named a Best Book of 2019 by TIME, Vogue, Electric Literature, and The New York Public Library