Forget Frosty the Snowman or Ruldolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The next great holiday hero is a small, flammable chunk of barbecue fodder. He's impeccably dressed, he's terribly grumpy, and he's looking for a holiday miracle. It's unmistakably Snicket - here's the opening line: This holiday season is a time for stoytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision, these stories often feature miracles.

The bestselling star of No, David! turns Christmas traditions upside down with laugh-aloud humor. Readers of all ages will vividly remember trying to peek at hidden gift packages; writing scrolls of wish lists to Santa; and struggling to behave at formal Christmas dinner parties. Always in the background, we know Santa Claus is watching, soon to decide if David deserves a shiny new fire truck or a lump of coal under the tree. From playing with delicate ornaments to standing in an endlessly long line for Santa, here are common Christmas activities--but with David's naughty trimmings. A surefire hit that is destined to be an annual classic.

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"Latkes are potato pancakes served at Hanukah. Lemony Snicket is an alleged children's author. For the first time in literary history, these two elements are combined in one book. People who are interested in either or both of these things will find this book so enjoyable it will feel as if Hanukah is being celebrated for several years, rather than eight nights."--back cover.

New York Times–Bestselling Author:“Should be ready by anyone who owns a microwave, or an iPod, or a table lamp, which is to say everyone.” —Elizabeth Kolbert, Pulitzer Prize–winning author of The Sixth Extinction A Kirkus Reviews Best Book of the Year Coal is still a significant source of power in the United States—and coal mining is still a deadly and environmentally destructive industry. Much of the carbon dioxide released into the atmosphere each year comes from coal-fired power plants, and in recent decades air pollution from coal plants has killed more than half a million Americans. In this eye-opening call to action, Jeff Goodell explains the costs and consequences of America’s addiction to coal and discusses how we can kick the habit. “[A] compelling indictment . . . powerful.” —The New York Times Book Review “Goodell’s description of the mining-related deaths, the widespread health consequences of burning coal and the impact on our planet’s increasingly fragile ecosystem make for compelling reading, but . . . are not what lift this book out of the ordinary. That distinction belongs to Goodell’s fieldwork, which takes him to Atlanta, West Virginia, Wyoming, China and beyond.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) “Goodell does a first-rate job of balancing environmental concerns with interviews from the human faces associated with ‘Big Coal’.” —Library Journal

Lemony Snicket's work is filled with bitter truths, like: 'It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.' Or: 'It is very easy to say that the important thing is to try your best, but if you are in real trouble the most important thing is not trying your best, but getting to safety.' For all of life's ups and downs, its celebrations and its sorrows, here is a book to commemorate it all - especially for those not fully soothed by chicken soup. Witty and irreverent, Horseradish is a book with universal appeal, a delightful vehicle to introduce Snicket's uproariously unhappy observations to a crowd not yet familiar with the Baudelaires' misadventures.

GRATITUDE JOURNAL & PRODUCTIVITY PLANNER (2 IN 1) BOOK Offer A Thoughtful Gift! Surprise your loved ones with a special gift! Thrill a college student or school pupil at the beginning of the school year, spoil your sweetheart with a motivational gift at Christmas, or surprise your best friend with an original birthday gift. HOW TO USE Each daily entry consists of two parts: Giving gratitude Tasks to be completed Gratitude Gratitude is such a powerful emotion. Being grateful can make your life better in so many ways. It's rather difficult to feel depressed or sorry for yourself when you are feeling gratitude. So why write? When you write down what are you grateful for, you not only count your blessings, you also affirm that thought inside you. Write down at least 3 things are you grateful for in each entry. It can be anything from your spouse, the air you are breathing, or even just how lucky you are to be on Earth! Task Planner (Ivy Lee Method For Productivity) This is the second part of the daily entry. - Write out a list of five to six important tasks that need to be completed during the day. You can write down less than this number, but no more than six items. - After writing out the five or six items of most importance, rearrange them or mark them in order of how truly important they are. - You begin by completing the task of most importance and refuse to move onto any other item until that one is completed. - Once the first task is done, you continue to move down the prioritized list. - If at the end of the day, you find you have any items that you were unable to complete, the move them onto the list for the following day. Continue to make these lists at the end of each workday, so that they are ready for you at the beginning of the following day.

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