The Little Book Of Scottish Jokes
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Author |
: Greig Findlay |
Publisher |
: Summersdale |
Total Pages |
: 100 |
Release |
: 2017-11-09 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781786854773 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1786854775 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (73 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Little Book of Scottish Jokes by : Greig Findlay
If you’re Scottish, you like a wee joke. Aye, and you can take one just as well. Packed with the very best one-liners and yarns from the land of the brave, The Little Book of Scottish Jokes will get you guffawing in no time.
Author |
: Allan Morrison |
Publisher |
: Black & White Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2008-10 |
ISBN-10 |
: 184502222X |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781845022228 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (2X Downloads) |
Synopsis Tartan Titters! by : Allan Morrison
'Tartan Titters ' brings together the best jokes in the land for the very first time, and proves beyond doubt that Scotland is one of the friendliest and funniest nations on Earth.
Author |
: Chris Findlater |
Publisher |
: Waverley Books Limited |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2014-06-11 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1902407822 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781902407821 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (22 Downloads) |
Synopsis Scottish Jokes by : Chris Findlater
Scottish Jokes takes an irreverent view of Scotland and the Scots, and pokes fun, in a light-hearted way, at a nation renowned for its sense of humour - because it is free!
Author |
: Allan Morrison |
Publisher |
: Black & White Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2009-12 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1845022262 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781845022266 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (62 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book by : Allan Morrison
Kids will go bananas with the Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book! With over 1,000 side-splitting jokes to choose from, the Cheekey Wee Monkey will keep you laughing for hours. There are animal jokes, silly jokes, scary jokes, cheeky jokes, s...kool jokes, knock knock jokes and jokes you definitely can't tell your granny. So go on, laugh yourself silly!
Author |
: Momus |
Publisher |
: Dalkey Archive Press |
Total Pages |
: 202 |
Release |
: 2009 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781564785619 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1564785610 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (19 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Book of Jokes by : Momus
Imagine a universe where every joke you've ever heard is solid, real, and occasionally dangerous--and all happening, one after the other, to the same small group of people. Detailing a series of filthy and ludicrous episodes in the life of a single family, saddled with a super-eccentric, sexually rapacious father, "The Book of Jokes" tells the story of the youth and education of a bland young boy doomed to record--in an incongruously serious, autobiographical mode--all the ridiculous incidents befalling his household. With their lives dictated by set ups and punchlines, the boy's family quickly becomes luridly dysfunctional, and he realizes that the only way to escape his tragicomic fate is by trying to take control of the joke-telling himself. Channeling the spirits of Chaucer, Rabelais, Flann O'Brien, and Gian Francesco Poggio Bracciolini, the Vatican secretary who compiled the first known book of jokes in 1451, "The Book of Jokes" is a happy raspberry in the face of life as we know and tell it.
Author |
: Craig Smith |
Publisher |
: Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages |
: 26 |
Release |
: 2010 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780545261241 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0545261244 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (41 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Wonky Donkey by : Craig Smith
Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.
Author |
: Garrison Keillor |
Publisher |
: Blackstone Publishing |
Total Pages |
: |
Release |
: 2021-08-10 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9798200759408 |
ISBN-13 |
: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (08 Downloads) |
Synopsis Pretty Good Joke Book by : Garrison Keillor
Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author |
: Bimisi Tayanita |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 32 |
Release |
: 2016-12-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1946178039 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781946178039 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (39 Downloads) |
Synopsis Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth! by : Bimisi Tayanita
Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Author |
: Bimisi Tayanita |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 32 |
Release |
: 2016-12-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1946178047 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781946178046 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (47 Downloads) |
Synopsis Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber by : Bimisi Tayanita
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Author |
: David Crystal |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2011 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0300170823 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780300170825 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (23 Downloads) |
Synopsis A Little Book of Language by : David Crystal
A narrative history of language ranges from the first words of an infant to the modern dialect of text messaging, discussing linguistic styles, the origin of accents, and the search for the first written word.