Hi folks, I'm C.D. and if my writing sells you'll find out what C.D. stands for, because I put myself in the book and I don't come along as more than C.D. until a future book. Now I'm new at this writing business and before starting to write I was setting around one day, after retiring, and thinking, now what do I do with myself ? I could go back to work, but I was laid off from my last job and I really don't won't to, not for someone else anyway. Even if someone would hire me at 66 which is unlikely. Well, To make a long story a bit shorter. I racked my brain on what to do with myself and came up with writing then writing fiction, not much research in that, then came up with putting all my friends in it, whether alive or not with us any longer also family members most of which are pushing up daises ! which makes for good ghosts ! I do hope you buy it and enjoy it. If not maybe I'll go back to work after all. Yours truly C.D. P.S. I plan on giving most if not all of the money made by me on this to charity, or even forming a charity the book profits would go strait into, but of course thats to worry about after I sell some books. "

HELLO TO MY READERS, WHILE WRITING THIS STORY I HAVE A SIDE STORY GOING ON AS WELL. ALONG THE WAY I PUT IN MY TWO CENTS IN ADDITION TO JIM AND NORMA'S. BY THE WAY, I CALL MYSELF C. D. IN THE STORY. NOW YOU WILL MOST LIKELY WONDER WHO JIM AND NORMA ARE. JIM IS OR WAS MY BEST FRIEND UNTIL HE PASSED AWAY SEVERAL YEARS AGO. NOW YOU WILL MOST LIKELY WONDER HOW THE HECK HE CAN PUT HIS TWO CENTS IN. WHICH IS A DARN GOOD QUESTION! I IMAGINE HE'S IN MY HEAD TALKING AWAY AND HELPING ME WRITE THIS STORY. I'LL EXPLAIN, AFTER HE PASSED AWAY IN OHIO, WHERE I'M FROM, I IMAGINE HE WENT GHOST AND DECIDED COME OUT AND VISIT ME. THEN DECIDED HE LIKED CALIF. SO MUCH HE WOULD STAY ON HIS SECOND TRIP. A TRIP HE STARTED ONCE WHILE ALIVE, BUT ONLY MADE IT TO CHICAGO. WHY? HE'S NOT TALKING BUT I'LL GUESS AT IT, IF NOT IN THE FIRST BOOK, IN FURTHER WRITINGS. NORMA IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY. HER FULL NAME IS NORMA JEAN BAKER, BETTER KNOWN AS MARILYN MONROE, WHICH WILL BE EXPLAINED LATER ALSO. BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOME NOW. OF COURSE, SHE'S A GHOST. BUT YOU MAY ASK HOW SHE BECAME PART OF THIS. WHICH WOULD BE ANOTHER GOOD QUESTION. YOU SEE SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS LOOKING FOR LOVE AGAIN. HECK I'LL JUST LET HER TELL HER STORY HERSELF. IN MY HEAD OF COURSE. I'M NOT TOTALLY BANANAS YET!

When the four Stanley children meet Amanda, their new stepsister, they’re amazed to learn that she studies witchcraft. They’re stunned to see her dressed in a strange costume, carrying a pet crow and surrounded by a pile of books about the supernatural. It’s not long before Amanda promises to give witchcraft lessons to David, Jamie, and the twins. But that’s when strange things start happening in their old house. David suspects Amanda of causing mischief, until they learn that the house really was haunted long ago. Legend has it that a ghost cut the head off of a wooden cupid on the stairway. Has the ghost returned to strike again?

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For every athlete or sports fanatic who knows she's just as good as the guys. This is for fans of The Running Dream by Wendelin Van Draanen, Grace, Gold, and Glory by Gabrielle Douglass and Breakaway: Beyond the Goal by Alex Morgan. The summer before Caleb and Tessa enter high school, friendship has blossomed into a relationship . . . and their playful sports days are coming to an end. Caleb is getting ready to try out for the football team, and Tessa is training for cross-country. But all their structured plans derail in the final flag game when they lose. Tessa doesn’t want to end her career as a loser. She really enjoys playing, and if she’s being honest, she likes it even more than running cross-country. So what if she decided to play football instead? What would happen between her and Caleb? Or between her two best friends, who are counting on her to try out for cross-country with them? And will her parents be upset that she’s decided to take her hobby to the next level? This summer Caleb and Tessa figure out just what it means to be a boyfriend, girlfriend, teammate, best friend, and someone worth cheering for. “A great next choice for readers who have enjoyed Catherine Gilbert Murdock’s Dairy Queen and Miranda Kenneally’s Catching Jordan.”—SLJ “Fast-paced football action, realistic family drama, and sweet romance…[will have] readers looking for girl-powered sports stories…find[ing] plenty to like.”—Booklist “Tessa's ferocious competitiveness is appealing.”—Kirkus Reviews “[The Football Girl] serve[s] to illuminate the appropriately complicated emotions both of a young romance and of pursuing a dream. Heldring writes with insight and restraint.”—The Horn Book

“Dictionary, n: A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.” Bierce’s groundbreaking Devil’s Dictionary had a complex publication history. Started in the mid-1800s as an irregular column in Californian newspapers under various titles, he gradually refined the new-at-the-time idea of an irreverent set of glossary-like definitions. The final name, as we see it titled in this work, did not appear until an 1881 column published in the periodical The San Francisco Illustrated Wasp. There were no publications of the complete glossary in the 1800s. Not until 1906 did a portion of Bierce’s collection get published by Doubleday, under the name The Cynic’s Word Book—the publisher not wanting to use the word “Devil” in the title, to the great disappointment of the author. The 1906 word book only went from A to L, however, and the remainder was never released under the compromised title. In 1911 the Devil’s Dictionary as we know it was published in complete form as part of Bierce’s collected works (volume 7 of 12), including the remainder of the definitions from M to Z. It has been republished a number of times, including more recent efforts where older definitions from his columns that never made it into the original book were included. Due to the complex nature of copyright, some of those found definitions have unclear public domain status and were not included. This edition of the book includes, however, a set of definitions attributed to his one-and-only “Demon’s Dictionary” column, including Bierce’s classic definition of A: “the first letter in every properly constructed alphabet.” Bierce enjoyed “quoting” his pseudonyms in his work. Most of the poetry, dramatic scenes and stories in this book attributed to others were self-authored and do not exist outside of this work. This includes the prolific Father Gassalasca Jape, whom he thanks in the preface—“jape” of course having the definition: “a practical joke.” This book is a product of its time and must be approached as such. Many of the definitions hold up well today, but some might be considered less palatable by modern readers. Regardless, the book’s humorous style is a valuable snapshot of American culture from past centuries. This book is part of the Standard Ebooks project, which produces free public domain ebooks.