The Booty Chronicles

The Booty Chronicles
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Publisher : Lulu.com
Total Pages : 132
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781329971868
ISBN-13 : 1329971868
Rating : 4/5 (68 Downloads)

Synopsis The Booty Chronicles by : Osa Sjoberg

This fun, thoughtful, entertaining, bold and outrageous read about Osa Sjoberg and one of her ASSets begins the the northern part of Sweden, where she grew up. It is also where her booty began to get attention when she was just 13 years old. Not only has it created quite the stir, it has also partially shaped her life - literally and figuratively. The attention on her derriere continued to gain momentum when she moved to Los Angeles, California. Osa tells the tales of crazy reactions, indecent proposals, jokes and having her ethnicity in question because of her behind. Her booty definitely takes on a life of its own and even begins to talk back in the stories. Packed with smart humor, you will get a lot of booty - BUTT there's also a deeper thread about staying with our truth, stereotyping and how we judge ourselves and others - how it affects us and what we do with it all. Awesome photos included.

Booty Call of Cthulhu (Paranormal, Tentacles, Dubious Consent Erotica)

Booty Call of Cthulhu (Paranormal, Tentacles, Dubious Consent Erotica)
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 24
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ISBN-10 : 1484928814
ISBN-13 : 9781484928813
Rating : 4/5 (14 Downloads)

Synopsis Booty Call of Cthulhu (Paranormal, Tentacles, Dubious Consent Erotica) by : Dalia Daudelin

Joanne Lagrasse is a newly graduated college student living the life. Well, if the life is sitting in your apartment all day trying to research monsters for a novel. The strange book her favorite professor gave her is full of ramblings by what must be a mad man, which makes for uneasy reading and a loner lifestyle. She pushes herself to go out to the beach, though she takes the tome with her. When she decides to not heed her professor's warning and reads a chant out loud, she finds herself faced with a giant monster and its lewd tentacles, each one eager to fill her holes.

The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts

The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts
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Publisher : Abrams
Total Pages : 277
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781647002978
ISBN-13 : 1647002974
Rating : 4/5 (78 Downloads)

Synopsis The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts by : Zoey Acoff

An illustrated activity book featuring the adorable, fluffy corgi bum What’s floofy, boopy, splooty, and driving people wild? Corgi butts. Corgis have been breaking the Internet with their heart-shaped bottoms and woeful glances since the dawn of online. Now, finally, The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts will be the first-ever illustrated ode to the world’s favorite dog booty. Part activity book, part homage, this book is a delightful dose of much-needed comfort and cuteness. The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts offers all the charming, escapist fun that anxious adults need today, as well as a stress-relieving, hands-on experience anyone can enjoy. With activities and coloring pages, this book offers Corgi Crosswords, how-tos for drawing derpy pups, amusing word searches, and more. Irresistibly adorable, The Little Book of Big Corgi Butts is primed to be the must-have gift book of the season for pet lovers and anyone who could use more smiles and soft tushies in their life.

Kinky Chronicles

Kinky Chronicles
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 300
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ISBN-10 : 168732963X
ISBN-13 : 9781687329639
Rating : 4/5 (3X Downloads)

Synopsis Kinky Chronicles by : Jodi Redford

Welcome to the kinky side of life... Kinky Chronicles: Volume One PERFECT CHEMISTRY Leo Martinez and Devlin Hawke-the hottest geeks on the planet. And Sidney Chase's biggest weakness. Giving in to her secret fantasies about her sex-on-a-stick bosses? Out of the question. Until the night she's accidentally exposed to the supercharged aphrodisiac in their lab...Despite their mutual craving for Sidney, Leo and Devlin consider her off limits. The last thing they'd wanted was to scare off their best PA by overwhelming her with their kinky tendencies. Witnessing the arousing effects of their aphrodisiac elixir on Sidney changes everything. Not only is she the answer they've been looking for in regards to fine-tuning their formula, she's the perfect woman for them. And with a little help from one helluva sinful science experiment, they'll prove that love is far more potent than anything manufactured in a bottle. KINKY CLAUS Trig Campbell knows a thousand ways to make a woman orgasm. Not a boast. He's an escort. A damn good one. But there's one in particular he's fantasized about having underneath him, screaming his name. Too bad she's the last woman he can touch.What's a girl to do when the escort she's hired for a corporate party turns out to be her best friend's brother? In Marissa Wagner's case-panic, of course. There's no way she can go through with this. No way she should give in to the dirty, kinky cravings Trig brings out in her. But that's exactly what she does...and neither of them is prepared for the eventual fall.As their time together draws closer to an end, Trig is haunted by a question he'd never expected to face. What possible future can a gigolo offer a woman like Marissa? And can he let her go when the time comes?

The Pirate's Booty

The Pirate's Booty
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Publisher : Broad Winged Books
Total Pages :
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1942771355
ISBN-13 : 9781942771357
Rating : 4/5 (55 Downloads)

Synopsis The Pirate's Booty by : Alex Westmore

Handbook for an Unpredictable Life

Handbook for an Unpredictable Life
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Publisher : Crown
Total Pages : 338
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ISBN-10 : 9780307952400
ISBN-13 : 0307952401
Rating : 4/5 (00 Downloads)

Synopsis Handbook for an Unpredictable Life by : Rosie Perez

Oscar-nominated actress and star of the new musical drama Rise, Rosie Perez’s never-before-told story of surviving a harrowing childhood and of how she found success—both in and out of the Hollywood limelight. Rosie Perez first caught our attention with her fierce dance in the title sequence of Do the Right Thing and has since defined herself as a funny and talented actress who broke boundaries for Latinas in the film industry. What most people would be surprised to learn is that the woman with the big, effervescent personality has a secret straight out of a Dickens novel. At the age of three, Rosie’s life was turned upside down when her mentally ill mother tore her away from the only family she knew and placed her in a Catholic children’s home in New York’s Westchester County. Thus began her crazily discombobulated childhood of being shuttled between “the Home,” where she and other kids suffered all manners of cruelty from nuns, and various relatives’ apartments in Brooklyn. Many in her circumstances would have been defined by these harrowing experiences, but with the intense determination that became her trademark, Rosie overcame the odds and made an incredible life for herself. She brings her journey vividly to life on each page of this memoir—from the vibrant streets of Brooklyn to her turbulent years in the Catholic home, and finally to film and TV sets and the LA and New York City hip-hop scenes of the 1980s and ‘90s. More than a page-turning read, Handbook for an Unpredictable Life is a story of survival. By turns heartbreaking and funny, it is ultimately the inspirational story of a woman who has found a hard-won place of strength and peace.

Report For Booty

Report For Booty
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Publisher : Jodi Redford
Total Pages : 75
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781310487927
ISBN-13 : 1310487928
Rating : 4/5 (27 Downloads)

Synopsis Report For Booty by : Jodi Redford

Mason Gamble and Nash Vincent are pros at making people sweat. As former Army Rangers who run the toughest, ball-busting fitness boot camp in Michigan, they take great pride in that fact. But thanks to the knockout brunette housesitting next door, suddenly they’re the ones experiencing excess perspiration. Fortunately, the perfect opportunity to be neighborly presents itself courtesy of a package delivery snafu. Regan Wallace has trust issues. Specifically, trusting that her best friend won’t make good on her threat to send a Strip-O-Gram for Regan’s birthday. Is it any wonder she’d jump to the wrong conclusion when two gorgeous, camo-garbed hunks land on her front doorstep? Woops. The crazy part? They don’t seem the least bit scandalized or offended by her boneheaded blunder. Judging by the sinful heat in their eyes, they’re all too happy to provide her with a little two-on-one dirty dancing. For a woman recovering from a bad breakup, fielding the interest of two sex-on-a-stick men is both surreal and exhilarating. Indulging a three-way fling? Completely out of her comfort zone. But with her stay limited to a week, some no-strings-attached sex might be precisely what she needs to get her confidence back in stride. None of them are prepared for the consequences of a sexy fling feeling like so much more. As Regan’s stay draws closer to an end, Mason and Nash realize there’s no way in hell they’re letting the perfect woman slip through their fingers. And when it comes to fighting for her love, there are no fitter warriors for the ultimate battle to her heart. search terms: romantic comedy, contemporary romance, erotic romance, menage, sports romance, military romance, alpha heroes, soldiers, holiday

Forbidden Knowledge

Forbidden Knowledge
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Publisher : Spectra
Total Pages : 574
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ISBN-10 : 9780307755650
ISBN-13 : 0307755657
Rating : 4/5 (50 Downloads)

Synopsis Forbidden Knowledge by : Stephen R. Donaldson

Author of The Chronicles Of Thomas Covenant, one of the most acclaimed fantasy series of all time, master storyteller Stephen R. Donaldson retums with the second book in his long-awaited new science fiction series--a story about dark passions, perilous alliances, and dubious heroism set in a stunningly imagined future. Beautiful, brilliant, and dangerous, Morn Hyland is an ex-police officer for the United Mining Companies--and the target of two ruthless, powerful men. One is the charismatic ore-pirate Nick Succorso, who sees Morn as booty wrested from his vicious rival, Angus Thermopyle. thermopyle once made the mistake of underestimating Morn and now he's about to pay the ultimate price. Both men think they can possess her, but Morn is no one's trophy--and no one's pawn. Meanwhile, withing the borders of Forbidden Space, wait the Amnioin, an alien race capable of horrific atrocities. The Amnion want something unspeakable from humanity--and they will go to unthinkable lengths to get it. In Forbidden Knowledge, Stephen R. Donaldson spins a galaxy-wide web of intrigue, deception, and betrayal that tightens with inexorable strength around characters and readers alike.

Want Some, Get Some

Want Some, Get Some
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Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corporation
Total Pages : 372
Release :
ISBN-10 : UOM:39015069334525
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (25 Downloads)

Synopsis Want Some, Get Some by : Pam Ward

Trudy knows what she wants and how to get it. But a better life away from South Central needs financing, financing needs a plan and Trudy's ex needs a lesson. Cue the crew, recruited by Trudy in the club where she sings - jackers, hustlers and wreckers ready to take down a crazy score that could make them all rich. And cue the problem: Jimmy, a stone-cold killer who doesn't like being ripped off. So they rip him off anyway...

The Bluff

The Bluff
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Publisher : Devney Perry
Total Pages : 336
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1950692353
ISBN-13 : 9781950692354
Rating : 4/5 (53 Downloads)

Synopsis The Bluff by : Willa Nash

As Calamity's newest resident, Everly Christian thought life in small-town Montana would be dull and tame-and she needs a little mundane after the last few chaotic years. But one night, boredom drives her to the local bar, where she finds herself sitting beside a handsome and mysterious artist. The man is anything but dull and tame, especially in the bedroom, and when she steps out of his shower and overhears his conversation, life gets interesting again. Reese Huxley needs a wife. And why shouldn't Everly be the bride? She's got her reasons for agreeing to the hasty nuptials-reasons she's keeping to herself. As long as she can stop herself from falling in love with her husband, she'll make it out of this sham marriage in one piece. But Everly has a weakness for wayward men, and the more Hux pushes her away, the more she realizes this bluff is anything but a lie.