The Bollocks

The Bollocks
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Publisher : Gingko Press Editions
Total Pages : 208
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ISBN-10 : 1937222411
ISBN-13 : 9781937222413
Rating : 4/5 (11 Downloads)

Synopsis The Bollocks by : Dennis Morris

In 1977, photographer Dennis Morris, known for his iconic work with Bob Marley and the Wailers, turned his lens towards the Sex Pistols and captured an explosion of creativity that changed music and fashion forever. This powerful photo-essay, comprised of 106 large format black and white and colour plates alongside text from the likes of Billy Idol and Shepard Fairey, is a must-have for fans of the band.

The Little Book of Management Bollocks

The Little Book of Management Bollocks
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 147
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ISBN-10 : 9780743404136
ISBN-13 : 0743404130
Rating : 4/5 (36 Downloads)

Synopsis The Little Book of Management Bollocks by : Alistair Beaton

Showing the same incisive and outrageous wit as in his previous books, where he first took on the self-help craze then New Labour's addiction to spin, Alistair Beaton now tackles the management gurus. Read this book and you will be transformed overnight into a successful modern manager, capable of talking authentic management bollocks at any hour of the day or night, because, let's face it, talking bollocks is what modern management is all about. Below are a few of the gems contained within THE LITTLE BOOK OF MANAGEMENT BOLLOCKS...RISK MANAGEMENT Improve risk management outcomes by never investing in anything. INSPIRING OTHERS As a manager, it's your job to inspire others. If there's nothing inspiring about you, just use fear instead.

The Bollocks People Tell You

The Bollocks People Tell You
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Publisher : Laura Tong
Total Pages : 105
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ISBN-10 :
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Rating : 4/5 ( Downloads)

Synopsis The Bollocks People Tell You by : Laura Tong

Frankly Frank says... Just thinking about all those so called 'experts' - life coaches, gurus, swamis, TV cooks, politicians, celebrity authors and faceless nobodies - desperate, to ram their knob head opinions down my throat makes me want to spew. There is no area of life left without some grubby little tapeworm smearing its unwanted and nauseating opinion into it. The bastards cheerfully inform us if we don’t measure up to some impossibly tedious ideal encapsulated in some bullshit celebrity ‘save the plankton’ type book or Government ‘fuck responsibly’ type pamphlet our miserable existences are an insult to mankind's eternal struggle to distinguish itself from the primordial slime it came from. The only real certainty is that the world would be a better place if all these self-styled 'experts' shoved their endless opinions up their respective asses. However, as this is unlikely to happen, without a nationwide campaign involving much bloodshed, glide instead into a chaise longue with a glass of Chardonnay and a coarse cut Brussels pate or slump into a easy chair with a bottle of Newcastle Brown and a battered saveloy, and rest assured that many ‘experts’ were harmed in the making of this book.

The Sex Pistols - 1977

The Sex Pistols - 1977
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Publisher : Cassell
Total Pages : 96
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ISBN-10 : 1788400275
ISBN-13 : 9781788400275
Rating : 4/5 (75 Downloads)

Synopsis The Sex Pistols - 1977 by : The Sex Pistols

'...short, sharp, to the point, minimal. 'Never Mind the Bollocks' is a blackmail note - and we got you all to pay up!' - JOHN LYDON 'When we first went in Wessex [recording studios] we went in through this side door. Freddie Mercury was there doing a vocal take and we walked right through with our guitars. He threw a wobbler.' - STEVE JONES 'God Save The Queen' was definitely the pinnacle. It all went sour after that.' - PAUL COOK 'Malcolm was a s***-stirrer. I think he's got a short attention span. He played this game of pitching me against John. Now we realise there was a lot of false information going between us.' - GLEN MATLOCK On the 40th anniversary of the release of 'Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols', The Sex Pistols - 1977: The Bollocks Diaries is the official, inside story of the whirlwind year of 1977- the recording and release of 'Never Mind the Bollocks...' and the year the Sex Pistols changed everything. From 'God Save the Queen' to 'Holidays in the Sun' and everything in between, it was a year of chaos and creation. Straight from the mouths of the Sex Pistols and their collaborators, with first-hand stories of secret gigs, recording sessions, fights, record label meltdowns and a media storm like nothing ever seen before, The Sex Pistols - 1977: The Bollocks Diaries is the inside line, told by the people who were there. Packed with photography and rare items from the Sex Pistols archives - from gig posters and early album art to master tapes

The Little Book of Brexit Bollocks

The Little Book of Brexit Bollocks
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 159
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781471189173
ISBN-13 : 1471189171
Rating : 4/5 (73 Downloads)

Synopsis The Little Book of Brexit Bollocks by : Alistair Beaton

'Truly brilliant' - Matthew Parris, Times columnist If any event in recent British history has spawned more bollocks than Brexit, it is hard to remember when. Now, in a successor volume to the perennial bestsellers The Little Book of Complete Bollocks and The Little Book of Management Bollocks, comes the definitive and hilarious insight into what politicians really mean when they talk about Brexit. We know all the phrases - 'Orderly Departure', 'Crashing Out', 'Remoaners' and many more - but in The Little Book of Brexit Bollocks all is finally made crystal clear by authors Alistair Beaton and Tom Mitchelson. They reveal which notorious politician devised the term 'Ever Closer Union', and what he was actually talking about; one daily newspaper branded three High Court judges 'Enemies of the People', but this book reveals who the true enemies are. So whether you believe Nigel Farage is a national hero or a national embarrassment, this book will finally bring some cheer and relief from the agony of Brexit as we head into the Transition Period (which in the end may outlast us all).

Mind the Bollocks

Mind the Bollocks
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Publisher : Portico
Total Pages : 206
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ISBN-10 : 9781907554896
ISBN-13 : 1907554890
Rating : 4/5 (96 Downloads)

Synopsis Mind the Bollocks by : Johnny Sharp

Popular music has always attracted the kind of morally bankrupt individuals who are too unhinged to hold down a proper job. And that’s just as well. After all, if your local fishmonger told you he’d just snorted his father’s ashes, you might think twice about doing business with him. But when Keith Richards says it, you think ‘Nice one, Keef!’ and have a flick through your iPod to find ‘Honky Tonk Women’. From deeply suspect sexual politics to crackpot religions, musicians’ elevated position in popular culture allows them to hold forth freely on subjects about which they know precious little. For the first time, Mind The Bollocks collects some of the finest stools of wisdom ever to fall from their foul, ill-educated mouths. Mind The Bollocks also digs beneath the culture of nonsense surrounding popular music and asks: Are the X-Factor auditions all they appear to be? Is there really a musical frequency that can make you soil yourself? And which world-renowned rock guitarist sliced his own penis off? All is revealed herein, with bonus satanic messages included if you read it backwards. Word count: 40,000

Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's

Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's
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Publisher : Schirmer Trade Books
Total Pages : 186
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ISBN-10 : UCSD:31822025523341
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (41 Downloads)

Synopsis Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's by : Clinton Heylin

Never Mind the Bollocks was the Sex Pistols' first album - and with it came a new genre of music - punk rock. The Sex Pistols influenced a generation of musicians including the Clash, Talking Heads, Nirvana, and Green Day. For the first time, get the real story behind the making of this album. Never revealed photographs and interviews with the participants shed new light on the making of Never Mind the Bollocks.

Do Bats Have Bollocks?

Do Bats Have Bollocks?
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Publisher : Sphere
Total Pages : 174
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ISBN-10 : 9780748111046
ISBN-13 : 0748111042
Rating : 4/5 (46 Downloads)

Synopsis Do Bats Have Bollocks? by : Jon Butler

The letters page of Old Git magazine continues to offer its readers an opportunity to ask and provide answers to the most pressing questions of our times. Questions such as: Would it help global warming if I left my fridge door open? What's the riskiest game of risk ever played? If I fell down a disused mineshaft would Lassie really run and get help, or just sit there licking his balls? Do Bats Have Bollocks? features a host of completely new and untrue questions and answers. With bags more rude jokes, shaggy dog stories and the odd entry from a new, bewildered editor who's wondering what the hell he's got himself into, this book is every bit as laugh-out-loud funny as last year's hugely successful volume Do Ants Have Arseholes?

The Little Book of Complete Bollocks

The Little Book of Complete Bollocks
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Publisher : Pocket Books
Total Pages : 112
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ISBN-10 : 0671037676
ISBN-13 : 9780671037673
Rating : 4/5 (76 Downloads)

Synopsis The Little Book of Complete Bollocks by : Alistair Beaton

It is sad that the original meaning of bollocks has been corrupted for in this little book lies profound wisdom. After all, size is not everything. Be kind to yourself. Give yourself treats. Leave little love letters to yourself around the house where you can discover them by chance when hoovering. Start your new life now. Don't read the T-shirt. Buy this book. 144 insights that will change your life.

A Load of Bollocks

A Load of Bollocks
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 128
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ISBN-10 : 184024349X
ISBN-13 : 9781840243499
Rating : 4/5 (9X Downloads)

Synopsis A Load of Bollocks by : Stik

From the creator of the critically acclaimed 101 Uses for a Pair of Bollocks comes this hilarious, fully illustrated sequel. Take a peek into the world of fancy-dress bollocks, bollock accessories and hairstyles, and films such as ET: The Extra Testicle, and Gonad the Barbarian.