The Big-Ass Swear Word Coloring Book

The Big-Ass Swear Word Coloring Book
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Publisher : Castle Point Books
Total Pages : 176
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781250183149
ISBN-13 : 1250183146
Rating : 4/5 (49 Downloads)

Synopsis The Big-Ass Swear Word Coloring Book by : Caitlin Peterson

The biggest, baddest swear word coloring book! This big ol' book features all positive-yet-filthy sayings to color and display. Why not color and give “The fucking sun will come out tomorrow” to a friend who’s had bad news? Or “When life hands you lemons, squeeze those bitches into your vodka” to a friend who’s feeling down. Everyone can relate to these bold, sassy sentiments, and can relax while coloring the f*ckers in. There’s no end to the fun of coloring happy sh*t! Features: -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through -Instant stress relief and humor

Cheer the F*ck Up

Cheer the F*ck Up
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Publisher : Castle Point Books
Total Pages : 64
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ISBN-10 : 9781250141736
ISBN-13 : 1250141737
Rating : 4/5 (36 Downloads)

Synopsis Cheer the F*ck Up by : Caitlin Peterson

Color your way to a brighter f*cking day! When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious), or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Whether you need a reminder that you’re the queen of f*cking everything, that your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn, or that you’re a boss-ass betch, you can flip through more than 60 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are. Thanks to tear-away pages, go ahead and share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers. With Cheer the F*ck Up, you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art. Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck.

Greetings, Asshole!

Greetings, Asshole!
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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages : 50
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ISBN-10 : 1537051326
ISBN-13 : 9781537051321
Rating : 4/5 (26 Downloads)

Synopsis Greetings, Asshole! by : John T

Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!

Fuck Off, I'm Coloring

Fuck Off, I'm Coloring
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Publisher : Dare You Stamp Company
Total Pages : 112
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781604336610
ISBN-13 : 1604336617
Rating : 4/5 (10 Downloads)

Synopsis Fuck Off, I'm Coloring by : Dare You Stamp Co.

Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

Go Fuck Yourself

Go Fuck Yourself
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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages : 70
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1545452229
ISBN-13 : 9781545452226
Rating : 4/5 (29 Downloads)

Synopsis Go Fuck Yourself by : Steve Smith

80% OFF! Available for 24.99 $4.99! On Special Sale For 7 Days. Color Away Your Stress For Grown Ups Who Like Swear Words Coloring! Does your annoying co-worker never shut up? Did that asshole break up with you again? Are you looking for a unique novelty gift for your best friend? If your answer to any of the questions is YES, then this book is for you! NEW 30 Unique Designs on Black Paper! Sometimes Life Sucks and one feels like Kicking some ass. This is exactly why I created Go Fuck Yourself Swear Word Coloring Book. To help you, release your anger, color away your stress and take control of your life. ***Click on Look Inside to get your FREE PDF printable swear words NOW*** This Vulgar Adult Coloring Book Features Go Fuck Yourself features relieving and relaxing swear words to color. Each page in this coloring book is beautifully designed with mesmerizing shapes, flowers, and patterns to reset when those ass-hats ruin your day. 30 Classic Swear Words to Color (see list below) Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details Each Swear Word Is Printed on a Separate Sheet of Black Paper Variety of Designs for Diverse Skill Levels Includes Free PDF Bonus Inside! Amazing Gag Gift for Friends with a Sense of Humor! A Stress-Relieving Sweary Words Coloring Book Cuntcake Dickhead Fart Professor Go Fuck Yourself Lame Dick No Bitch What The Fuck Dickweed Bullshit Asshole Damn Fuckity Fuck You Dog Sucker Fucknugget Piss Off Bullocks No Bitch Go To Hell Holy Cow Fuck It Shit Magnet Screw You Get Lost Moron Knobhead Fuck Monday Badass Yuck Fou Wingnut So what are you waiting for ? Buy This Sweary Coloring Book Now and.... Dive into 30 intricate designs with wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes Swear Words laid over therapeutic designs. Don't hesitate, pick up your copy NOW by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page! ***Click on Look Inside to get your FREE PDF printable swear words NOW*** --------------------------------------------------------------- Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Release Your Anger by James Alexander TAGS: fuck off i'm coloring, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, donald trump, hillary clinton, alex fleming merry christmas asshole, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear word coloring book

Calm the Fuck Down and Color

Calm the Fuck Down and Color
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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages : 106
Release :
ISBN-10 : 153777915X
ISBN-13 : 9781537779157
Rating : 4/5 (5X Downloads)

Synopsis Calm the Fuck Down and Color by : Jade Summer

Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Calm the Fuck Down and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Unlike many adult coloring books, each volume is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through, so you can use any of your favorite tools, including pens, colored pencils, and fine-tipped markers. When you're finished coloring, you can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. As an added bonus, we've also included two copies of every image so you can enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time! This book includes 50 coloring pages, 25 unique images, and the following swear word phrases: Calm the Fuck Down and Color Go Fuck Yourself Chill the Fuck out Leave me the Fuck Alone Shut the Fuck up You're a Dumbass Shove it up Your Ass Kiss my fat Ass Shut up Asshole Don't be a Jackass Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth I Don't Give a Damn God Damn it You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit Eat Shit and Die This is Bullshit Are you Shitting me? You're a Piece of Shit Son of a Bitch You're a Little Bitch Fuck That Bitch Life's a Bitch Don't be Such a Bitch Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax...

The Big Activity Book for Anxious People

The Big Activity Book for Anxious People
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 162
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780525538066
ISBN-13 : 0525538062
Rating : 4/5 (66 Downloads)

Synopsis The Big Activity Book for Anxious People by : Jordan Reid

Reid & Williams are "funny as hell."--Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken Feeling anxious? Who isn't! Your most irrational (and sometimes rational) fears are hilarious fodder for this sharp and relatable activity book. These days, anxiety is simply part of the human experience. Part journal, part coloring book, part weird coping mechanisms, and part compendium of soothing facts, The Big Activity Book for Anxious People will be an outlet for anyone who wants to take a break from reality, laugh through her fears, and realize with every page that she is not alone--and to help her figure out what to do when it's 3AM and she's wide awake worrying about whether she cc'ed the right "Bob" on that email. (Probably.) Activities include: Fun Facts about Aging! Public Speaking: A Diagram Your Hotel Room Carpet: A Petri Dish of Horrors Obscure Diseases You Probably Don't Have Zen Mantras For The Anxiously Inclined Soothing Facts about Hand Sanitizer On a bad day, try coloring in the soothing grandma. On a really bad day, find step-by-step instructions on how to build an underground bunker. Reid and Williams want everyone to remember that they're in good company: anxious people are some of the funniest and most interesting and creative humans on the planet. (They know, because they are two of them.)

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 68
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1976427673
ISBN-13 : 9781976427671
Rating : 4/5 (73 Downloads)

Synopsis The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick by : Heather Land

You don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.

F*ck Off! This is MY Coloring Book

F*ck Off! This is MY Coloring Book
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 20
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ISBN-10 : 1945260440
ISBN-13 : 9781945260445
Rating : 4/5 (40 Downloads)

Synopsis F*ck Off! This is MY Coloring Book by : Adult Colouring Books

LARGE COLLECTION OF AWESOME DESIGNS AT AN AMAZING PRICE. AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL DISCOUNT. GRAB YOUR COPY NOW. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Not sure what theme to start coloring? Grab one that has everything. Incredible artwork with the largest variety of super amazing designs. Join the hundreds of thousands of happy colorists that really appreciate good quality artwork. This adult coloring book provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. üVarious levels of intricacy keeping you excited and inspired to color! So many different themes to choose from: garden designs, animals, mandalas, and paisley patterns, decorative art. Perfect for every skill level, great for growing your skills. Perfect with your choice of coloring tools (crayon, gel pens, markers, colored pencils). High resolution for crisp clean printing of illustrations. Each coloring page is printed double sided for your convenience. Frequently gifted. This book makes the perfect gift for Christmas holidays, birthday and more. Grab a set of pencils to go with it! Create your own frame-worthy masterpieces! Includes extra blank pages at the end to give you space for testing your colors. Fun Online Community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an entertaining way to view completed pages from other coloring book fans, meet other colorists, and share your masterpieces with the world. About Coloring Books We create a wide range of coloring books, journal and sketchbooks that help you relax, unwind, and express your creativity. Explore the entire collection to find your next coloring or creative adventure. TAGS: adult coloring books; cocks; dicks; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; coloring books adu ⭐ TAGS: adult coloring books; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; christmas coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; christmas adult coloring books; coloring books adu

The Fuck It Bucket

The Fuck It Bucket
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Publisher : Independently Published
Total Pages : 40
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1675680574
ISBN-13 : 9781675680575
Rating : 4/5 (74 Downloads)

Synopsis The Fuck It Bucket by : Bridget Higgins

The Fuck It Bucket - Stress Reduction Therapy Adult Coloring Book! A silly gag gift coloring book for someone who needs to stop stressing or needs to stop being so hard on themselves because for all of us- life can be a bitch, but it gets easier when you toss things into your fuck It bucket! 20 one-sided coloring pages filled with silly word phrases and various images as displayed on the cover. Sample Phrases: When life kicks your ass- fuck it! Take a nap and dream of the life we all wish we had! If at first you don't succeed- try two more times then say fuck it! All novelty books printed on industry-standard white paper stock. Visit Bridget's Amazon page to view "The Fuck It Bucket Note Pad" and more silly adult novelty books: www.amazon.com/author/bridgethiggins