Discover the liberating truths about driving! Novice and experienced drivers alike will enjoy the comical commentary and tongue-in-cheek observations on such bad driving habits as: Intimidating Pedestrians; Turn Signals: Why Give Up the Element of Surprise?; and Tailgating: How Close Is Not Close Enough? From The Bad Driver's Handbook by Zack Arnstein and Larry Arnstein, first published in book format by Santa Monica Press L.L.C.

Updated and revised for 2019! Do you know someone who will soon be getting or has recently obtained their driver's license that makes you think twice about going out on the road? Maybe a friend or family member who is a notoriously bad driver who is constantly getting into car accidents? This gag driver's education book is the perfect way to tell them that you care and secretly fear them. In the New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into, we focus on some very basic driving fundamentals, such as: What is a car? What are those round things at the bottom Where does it belong? In the second portion of the book we walk through dozens of examples of people, places and things that should not be crashed into at any time. We also take care to sarcastically explain reasons why these items are firmly on the DO NOT CRASH INTO list. Some practical examples for newly licensed drivers are: People Other cars Trees Houses Icebergs Mountains Creepy Garden Gnomes And many more! Pick up a copy for new driver in your family or circle of friends who will appreciate a good gag book and get a few good laughs as they learn to become safe and responsible drivers.

The Bad Driver’s Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You debunks the myths of the “good” and “bad” driver by describing in detail the liberating truths about driving that have long been suppressed. Novice and experienced drivers—along with those who are bewildered by the utopian fantasies about driving found in the typical DMV handbook—will find all of their questions answered by authors Larry and Zack Arnstein, who offer comical commentary and tongue-in-cheek observations on such bad driving techniques as: Bribes, Threats and Other Secrets to Getting Your License Intimidating Pedestrians Making Your Car Louder Turn Signals: Why Give Up the Element of Surprise? Tailgating: How Close Is Not Close Enough? Sleeping at the Wheel (Do’s & Don’ts) Motorcycles: Faster, Cooler, Safer! Driving When You Can No Longer See

The Top Ten Ways to Identify BAD DRIVERS 10 There are birds, cats and motorcycle helmets stuck in their radiator grill. 9 The bullet holes in their trunk are patched with band aids. 8 They run thru red lights and Stop signs but stop for Bars. 7 They sneer and give the finger to Speed Limit signs. 6 Their WANTED posters are autographed. 5 They weave in and out of opposing traffic. 4 Their vehicle is held together with Bumper Stickers. 3 .They have gun racks on their dashboard, doors and steering wheel. 2 They are in front of you going too damn slow or behind you riding your bumper. 1 They are texting, eating, talking on their cell phone, watching tv and drinking while driving.

Shave lap times or find a faster line through your favorite set of S-curves with professional race driver Ross Bentley as he shows you the quickest line from apex to apex! With tips and commentary from current race drivers, Bentley covers the vital techniques of speed, from visualizing lines to interpreting tire temps to put you in front of the pack. Includes discussion of practice techniques, chassis set-up, and working with your pit chief.

Ever wondered if there is a way to drive on our Indian roads without getting into an accident? The good news is it’s possible! Most people think that there are too many bad drivers out there, so even if you follow the rules others may involve you in an accident. The truth is that by following rules, learning advanced driving techniques and defensive driving techniques you can ensure a lifetime of safe driving. There are thousands of people who do this all over the country. By picking up tips from this driving handbook you can also learn to drive efficiently and safely like the pros. Good driving techniques can be learnt by anyone who has an open mind. Good driving is science, not chance. Driving is something you will be doing most of your lifetime. So, give yourself the gift of safe driving with this book.

Illinois 2021 Rules of the Road handbook, drive safe!

You Drive Like an Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the asshole drivers you encounter on the road, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of asshole drivers -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a note for the asshole not paying attention to the road, or the asshole hauling the speedboat, or the asshole with the Duct-taped-on fender? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole driving on a flat tire, the asshole who blocked you in, the asshole bus driver, or the senior citizen asshole, you should never get on the road without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Too Young to Afford That Car Dear Rush-Hour-Taxi-Driving Asshole Dear Asshole Driving Way Too Slow Dear Asshole Driving Way Too Fast Dear Unmarked-Police-Car Asshole Dear Asshole Driving on a Mini Spare Tire Dear VNTY-PLT ASSHL Dear Asshole Driving in the Carpool Lane And more!

Offering a tongue-in-cheek alternative to the traditional motorists’ manual, the Top Gear Drivers’ Handbook is a wonderfully retro hardback that attempts to act as a one-stop guide to all aspects of driving. Packed with witty illustrations and trademark humour from the team behind the most successful car-based TV show of all time, this superbly presented book will make for an ideal gift for any fans of Clarkson, Hammond and May or those who are tickled by delightfully irreverent humour!