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Author |
: Shriya Garg |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2011 |
ISBN-10 |
: 8183520146 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9788183520140 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (46 Downloads) |
Synopsis Take One More Chance: A Satire By A Sixteen Year Old by : Shriya Garg
Naina Kashyap's to-do List: Change career. Next time the guy at McDonald's acts stupid--be polite. Don't get him arrested again. Stupidity is not a crime. Unfortunately. Change society's notion towards child labour. Dad wants me to get married. What the___? Also remember to change family. Some people always take the right decisions and some people take decisions and then make them right. Naina Kashyap was so sure that she fell in the second category. A sharp-tongued, career-oriented girl of today, she had an opinion about everything--from the local underprivileged children forced to work as labourers to her parents' if-I-am-Jesus-Christ-then-you-are-Paris-Hilton marriage. So when her father ordered her to find a decent groom for herself, she responded in the only way she knew how--rebellion. From crazy accidents in Delhi's streets to near drowning in kiddie pools, she rained her wrath on every man she came across. She thought that things could never get worse. Little did she know that the drama had only just begun.
Author |
: Britta Lundin |
Publisher |
: Disney Electronic Content |
Total Pages |
: |
Release |
: 2018-05-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781368016988 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1368016987 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (88 Downloads) |
Synopsis Ship It by : Britta Lundin
CLAIRE is a sixteen-year-old fangirl obsessed with the show Demon Heart. FOREST is an actor on Demon Heart who dreams of bigger roles. When the two meet at a local Comic-Con panel, it's a dream come true for Claire. Until the Q&A, that is, when Forest laughs off Claire's assertion that his character is gay. Claire is devastated. After all, every last word of her super-popular fanfic revolves around the romance between Forest's character and his male frenemy. She can't believe her hero turned out to be a closed-minded jerk. Forest is mostly confused that anyone would think his character is gay. Because he's not. Definitely not. Unfortunately for Demon Heart, when the video of the disastrous Q&A goes viral, the producers have a PR nightmare on their hands. In order to help bolster their image within the LGBTQ+ community—as well as with their fans—they hire Claire to join the cast for the rest of their publicity tour. What ensues is a series of colorful Comic-Con clashes between the fans and the show that lead Forest to question his assumptions about sexuality and help Claire come out of her shell. But how far will Claire go to make her ship canon? To what lengths will Forest go to stop her and protect his career? And will Claire ever get the guts to make a move on Tess, the very cute, extremely cool fanartist she keeps running into? Ship It is a funny, tender, and honest look at all the feels that come with being a fan.
Author |
: Libba Bray |
Publisher |
: Delacorte Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages |
: 498 |
Release |
: 2009 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780385733977 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0385733976 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (77 Downloads) |
Synopsis Going Bovine by : Libba Bray
Cameron Smith, a disaffected sixteen year-old who, after being diagnosed with Creutzfeld Jakob's (aka mad cow) disease, sets off on a road trip with a death-obsessed video gaming dwarf he meets in the hospital in an attempt to find a cure.
Author |
: Dale Peck |
Publisher |
: Bloomsbury Publishing USA |
Total Pages |
: 281 |
Release |
: 2010-10-26 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781599906249 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1599906244 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (49 Downloads) |
Synopsis Sprout by : Dale Peck
When Sprout and his father move from Long Island to Kansas after the death of his mother, he is sure he will find no friends, no love, no beauty. But friends find him, the strangeness of the landscape fascinates him, and when love shows up in an unexpected place, it proves impossible to hold. An incredible, literary story of a boy who knows he's gay, and the town that seems to have no place for him to hide.
Author |
: Patricia Lockwood |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 224 |
Release |
: 2021-02-16 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780593189603 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0593189604 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (03 Downloads) |
Synopsis No One Is Talking About This by : Patricia Lockwood
FINALIST FOR THE 2021 BOOKER PRIZE & A NEW YORK TIMES TOP 10 BOOK OF 2021 WINNER OF THE DYLAN THOMAS PRIZE “A book that reads like a prose poem, at once sublime, profane, intimate, philosophical, witty and, eventually, deeply moving.” —New York Times Book Review, Editors’ Choice “Wow. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so much reading a book. What an inventive and startling writer…I’m so glad I read this. I really think this book is remarkable.” —David Sedaris From "a formidably gifted writer" (The New York Times Book Review), a book that asks: Is there life after the internet? As this urgent, genre-defying book opens, a woman who has recently been elevated to prominence for her social media posts travels around the world to meet her adoring fans. She is overwhelmed by navigating the new language and etiquette of what she terms "the portal," where she grapples with an unshakable conviction that a vast chorus of voices is now dictating her thoughts. When existential threats--from climate change and economic precariousness to the rise of an unnamed dictator and an epidemic of loneliness--begin to loom, she posts her way deeper into the portal's void. An avalanche of images, details, and references accumulate to form a landscape that is post-sense, post-irony, post-everything. "Are we in hell?" the people of the portal ask themselves. "Are we all just going to keep doing this until we die?" Suddenly, two texts from her mother pierce the fray: "Something has gone wrong," and "How soon can you get here?" As real life and its stakes collide with the increasingly absurd antics of the portal, the woman confronts a world that seems to contain both an abundance of proof that there is goodness, empathy, and justice in the universe, and a deluge of evidence to the contrary. Fragmentary and omniscient, incisive and sincere, No One Is Talking About This is at once a love letter to the endless scroll and a profound, modern meditation on love, language, and human connection from a singular voice in American literature.
Author |
: Naomi Novik |
Publisher |
: Del Rey |
Total Pages |
: 336 |
Release |
: 2020-09-29 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780593128497 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0593128494 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (97 Downloads) |
Synopsis A Deadly Education by : Naomi Novik
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From the author of Uprooted and Spinning Silver comes the first book of the Scholomance trilogy, the story of an unwilling dark sorceress who is destined to rewrite the rules of magic. FINALIST FOR THE LODESTAR AWARD • “The dark school of magic I’ve been waiting for.”—Katherine Arden, author of the Winternight Trilogy I decided that Orion Lake needed to die after the second time he saved my life. Everyone loves Orion Lake. Everyone else, that is. Far as I’m concerned, he can keep his flashy combat magic to himself. I’m not joining his pack of adoring fans. I don’t need help surviving the Scholomance, even if they do. Forget the hordes of monsters and cursed artifacts, I’m probably the most dangerous thing in the place. Just give me a chance and I’ll level mountains and kill untold millions, make myself the dark queen of the world. At least, that’s what the world expects. Most of the other students in here would be delighted if Orion killed me like one more evil thing that’s crawled out of the drains. Sometimes I think they want me to turn into the evil witch they assume I am. The school certainly does. But the Scholomance isn’t getting what it wants from me. And neither is Orion Lake. I may not be anyone’s idea of the shining hero, but I’m going to make it out of this place alive, and I’m not going to slaughter thousands to do it, either. Although I’m giving serious consideration to just one. With flawless mastery, Naomi Novik creates a school bursting with magic like you’ve never seen before, and a heroine for the ages—a character so sharply realized and so richly nuanced that she will live on in hearts and minds for generations to come. The magic of the Scholomance trilogy continues in The Last Graduate “The can’t-miss fantasy of fall 2020, a brutal coming-of-power story steeped in the aesthetics of dark academia. . . . A Deadly Education will cement Naomi Novik’s place as one of the greatest and most versatile fantasy writers of our time.”—BookPage (starred review) “A must-read . . . Novik puts a refreshingly dark, adult spin on the magical boarding school. . . . Readers will delight in the push-and-pull of El and Orion’s relationship, the fantastically detailed world, the clever magic system, and the matter-of-fact diversity of the student body.”—Publishers Weekly (starred review)
Author |
: Claudia Lux |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 433 |
Release |
: 2023-09-19 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780593545775 |
ISBN-13 |
: 059354577X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (75 Downloads) |
Synopsis Sign Here by : Claudia Lux
A darkly humorous, surprisingly poignant, and utterly gripping debut novel about a guy who works in Hell (literally) and is on the cusp of a big promotion if only he can get one more member of the wealthy Harrison family to sell their soul. Peyote Trip has a pretty good gig in the deals department on the fifth floor of Hell. Sure, none of the pens work, the coffee machine has been out of order for a century, and the only drink on offer is Jägermeister, but Pey has a plan—and all he needs is one last member of the Harrison family to sell their soul. When the Harrisons retreat to the family lake house for the summer, with their daughter Mickey’s precocious new friend, Ruth, in tow, the opportunity Pey has waited a millennium for might finally be in his grasp. And with the help of his charismatic coworker Calamity, he sets a plan in motion. But things aren’t always as they seem, on Earth or in Hell. And as old secrets and new dangers scrape away at the Harrisons’ shiny surface, revealing the darkness beneath, everyone must face the consequences of their choices.
Author |
: Michelle Quach |
Publisher |
: Usborne Publishing Ltd |
Total Pages |
: 306 |
Release |
: 2021-09-16 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781801315227 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1801315221 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (27 Downloads) |
Synopsis Not Here To Be Liked by : Michelle Quach
Falling in love wasn't part of the plan.Eliza Quan fully expects to be voted the next editor-in-chief of her school paper. She works hard, she respects the facts, and she has the most experience. Len DiMartile is an injured star baseball player who seems to have joined the paper just to have something to do. Naturally, the staff picks Len to be their next leader. Because while they may respect Eliza, they don't particularly like her - but right now, Eliza is not here to be liked. She's here to win.But someone does like Eliza. A lot.Shame it's the boy standing in the way of her becoming editor-in-chief....
Author |
: David Macaulay |
Publisher |
: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt |
Total Pages |
: 97 |
Release |
: 1979-10-11 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780547770727 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0547770723 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (27 Downloads) |
Synopsis Motel of the Mysteries by : David Macaulay
It is the year 4022; all of the ancient country of Usa has been buried under many feet of detritus from a catastrophe that occurred back in 1985. Imagine, then, the excitement that Howard Carson, an amateur archeologist at best, experienced when in crossing the perimeter of an abandoned excavation site he felt the ground give way beneath him and found himself at the bottom of a shaft, which, judging from the DO NOT DISTURB sign hanging from an archaic doorknob, was clearly the entrance to a still-sealed burial chamber. Carson's incredible discoveries, including the remains of two bodies, one of then on a ceremonial bed facing an altar that appeared to be a means of communicating with the Gods and the other lying in a porcelain sarcophagus in the Inner Chamber, permitted him to piece together the whole fabric of that extraordinary civilization.
Author |
: Julian Barnes |
Publisher |
: Vintage |
Total Pages |
: 158 |
Release |
: 2011-10-05 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780307957337 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0307957330 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (37 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Sense of an Ending by : Julian Barnes
BOOKER PRIZE WINNER • NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A novel that follows a middle-aged man as he contends with a past he never much thought about—until his closest childhood friends return with a vengeance: one of them from the grave, another maddeningly present. A novel so compelling that it begs to be read in a single setting, The Sense of an Ending has the psychological and emotional depth and sophistication of Henry James at his best, and is a stunning achievement in Julian Barnes's oeuvre. Tony Webster thought he left his past behind as he built a life for himself, and his career has provided him with a secure retirement and an amicable relationship with his ex-wife and daughter, who now has a family of her own. But when he is presented with a mysterious legacy, he is forced to revise his estimation of his own nature and place in the world.