Handsome Simon is a star quarterback. Along with his best friend, Drew, he leads his team to win after win. Drew convinces Simon to find women and indulge in the life of sexual promiscuousness. However, Simon soon realizes that he would rather watch Drew perform than have a female partner. Simon tries various ways to squelch these feelings, brought upon him at an early age. He eventually decides that Drew is his soul mate and realizes there is no cure, so he sells drugs to save money for a sex change operation in order to capture his once best friend’s heart, without full disclosure of who he really is.

Reprint of the original, first published in 1863.