Ninja Soccer Moms

Ninja Soccer Moms
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Publisher : Kensington Books
Total Pages : 308
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0758204507
ISBN-13 : 9780758204509
Rating : 4/5 (07 Downloads)

Synopsis Ninja Soccer Moms by : Jennifer Apodaca

In this third exciting installment of a witty and suspenseful mystery series, sassy single mom and dating service owner Samantha Shaw investigates a woman's embezzling ex husband. Sam soon finds herself the prime suspect when the cheating weasel winds up dead.

Soccer Mom Secrets

Soccer Mom Secrets
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 292
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1434306992
ISBN-13 : 9781434306999
Rating : 4/5 (92 Downloads)

Synopsis Soccer Mom Secrets by : Rachel Gunther

This is the story about the life of Hayden Blackmore, a museum owner and collector of ancient artefacts in the City of Xoth, who is about to get more than he wanted. During one of his after work drinks, he meets a bartender who has found paintings and a book inside of a cave, and survived its creepy depths somehow. Curiously, Hayden takes this book only to realise that its power begins to take his humanity hostage. That is when he discovers the heinous Hall of Vengeance, and pries open an evil that the world has yet to see, only to be overcome by it. He is driven to fulfil the maddening wishes of his demonised master against his will.

Carpe Demon

Carpe Demon
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 324
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ISBN-10 : 0515142212
ISBN-13 : 9780515142211
Rating : 4/5 (12 Downloads)

Synopsis Carpe Demon by : Julie Kenner

A one-time demon hunter who has put her career on hold, Kate Conner finds herself back in business when a murderous demon interrupts her preparations for a dinner party designed to get her husband elected to County Attorney. Reprint.

You Know You're a Mom

You Know You're a Mom
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Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Total Pages : 208
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780718090678
ISBN-13 : 0718090675
Rating : 4/5 (78 Downloads)

Synopsis You Know You're a Mom by : Harry Harrison

For every woman who has posted 800 pictures of her baby on Instagram. One day that little plus sign appears on the stick, and you realize your life is about to change forever—you’re going to be a mom! Whether you’re still in the days of 2am feedings and loads of dirty diapers, or you’ve made it to that bittersweet moment of their college graduation, this book will make you laugh out loud with its insightful and funny observations about motherhood. From the days when you read every parenting book ever written—while your husband plays golf—to the hours you spent polishing up your adult child’s resume, parenting is a roller coaster. Harry H. Harrison Jr. makes it just a little easier with his trademark humor and truisms as you learn that your job as a mom is the most important one you’ll ever have.

The Soccer Mom from Outer Space

The Soccer Mom from Outer Space
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Publisher : Dragonfly Books
Total Pages : 0
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0440417589
ISBN-13 : 9780440417583
Rating : 4/5 (89 Downloads)

Synopsis The Soccer Mom from Outer Space by : Barney Saltzberg

The night before Lena's first soccer game of the season, her father, Ruben Drinkwater, tells her the amazing story of his own first season playing soccer. His mom was like any ordinary parent watching the Atomic Pickles play. But soon, she began to act very differently-she started to look like a pickle, and she started to roar in a very loud voice when the team was scoring goals. In fact, she turned into an alien! Ruben spied on her at home, but she seemed to turn into an alien only during soccer games. Finally, he confronted her and asked her to act like all the other parents. That's when they discovered how much Mrs. Drinkwater's cheering meant to the team-especially to the parents, who took up where her cheerleading left off and renewed the whole team's spirit for the game.

Succubus Soccer Mom

Succubus Soccer Mom
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 310
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1945893125
ISBN-13 : 9781945893124
Rating : 4/5 (25 Downloads)

Synopsis Succubus Soccer Mom by : Jacquelyn Faye

You know that bitch from hell everybody talks about? That's me. I mean that literally.I was born in the seventh circle of Hell to two demons of noble lineage. Know what that means? Squat. My brimstone birth certificate and five bucks might get me a cup of coffee from Starbucks. The minute I was born, they handed me off to a wet nurse, sent me to earth, and left me to fend for myself. I suppose, I should thank them. They taught me at an early age that there is nothing in either world more important than self-sufficiency.To survive, I needed money. So, naturally, I became a stripper.Don't judge, it paid the bills. A lot of them. And it provided a solution to my particular dietary requirements. I'm a succubus. We eat lust for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner. What better place to get it than a seedy, smoke-filled bar full of horndogs shoving dollar bills in your thong?Life was good.Then, I met Ryan and fell in love. He knew what I was and loved me anyway. I loved him so much that we got married and I gave him twin children. And then he died.And left me alone.Okay, not completely alone. He left me two kids to raise and a crippling sense of loss.So, I did what any demon would do, I loaded up the kids and moved a thousand miles to start a new life.Now, my Hell is in suburbia and the most evil things in my life are my home owners' association and the PTA. Maybe it wasn't too late to go back to Hell.This book is intended for mature audiences. 18+ readers only! It contains graphic language, sexual situations, and inappropriate humor. This is a fast burn reverse harem where the girl gets all the guys. Why Choose? Contains M/M and F/F scenes.

My Soccer Mom from Mars

My Soccer Mom from Mars
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Publisher : Turtleback Books
Total Pages : 0
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0613640772
ISBN-13 : 9780613640770
Rating : 4/5 (72 Downloads)

Synopsis My Soccer Mom from Mars by : Rita Book

For use in schools and libraries only. Ryan's mom is so embarrassing, especially when she comes to his soccer games.

Soccer Dad

Soccer Dad
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Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
Total Pages : 237
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781628731224
ISBN-13 : 1628731222
Rating : 4/5 (24 Downloads)

Synopsis Soccer Dad by : W. D. Wetherell

A father's true story of his high-school-age son's winning soccer season. Soccer Dad is simultaneously the candid reflections of a devoted father and the enthusiastic observations of a diehard soccer fan. When Matt enters his senior year of high school, it is not without myriad parenting concerns on the part of his father, author W. D. Wetherell. What is his role in shaping his son's future? What will life be like when Matt is away at college? And what of Matt's soccer season?—Is Matt's success in soccer just setting him up for disappointment later in life? With the pensive eye of an artist, Wetherell follows his son's team from field to field and win to win and ruminates on topics ranging from soccer's esoteric appeal in America to the conflicting emotions of a parent sending his youngest child out into the world. Reflecting on his own experiences both as a participant and a spectator, Wetherell offers a paean to the sport of soccer and the joys of parenthood. Updated and revised with a new chapter that brings Soccer Dad fully up to date, this is an exciting new edition that readers will enjoy for years to come.

Alive and Kicking

Alive and Kicking
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Publisher : Simon & Schuster
Total Pages : 0
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1416575170
ISBN-13 : 9781416575177
Rating : 4/5 (70 Downloads)

Synopsis Alive and Kicking by : Harvey Araton

The revolution began with the simple act of a mother kicking a ball to her daughter. An English soccer trainer noticed, and praised her form. "Too bad," she replied, "there's no soccer league for mothers." Who could know that so many lives would change as a result of that simple exchange? In the suburban enclave of Montclair, New Jersey, as in so many communities around America, there was nothing new in the sight of mothers driving their minivans to soccer practice. What was new was that these women were driving to their own practices instead of dropping off their kids and watching from the sidelines. For the generation that grew up before Title IX's mandate of equal athletic opportunity, the field of play was a male preserve; girls watched and cheered. The lessons that sports are supposed to teach -- team spirit, overcoming adversity, playing to win without rancor or anger -- were restricted to this young boys' network; how could women help win the Battle of Waterloo when they'd been kept off the playing fields of Eton? The women of Montclair were mostly of that pre-Title IX generation, and many of them had never played competitive sports in their lives. In Alive and Kicking, Harvey Araton follows these women through their turbulent first two seasons. He turns his keen sportswriter's eye onto the battles, both on the field and in the psyche, that these women wage as they try to play a sport without compromising their values. He also shows the divisions that wrack the league when a slightly younger generation gets involved in the games, a generation raised without ambivalence about beating an opponent, willing to take a dangerous chance for a winning goal, even if it means running over the woman in their way. But most of all he describes the women who gain in confidence and ambition, like one of the league's pioneers, who finds the strength to leave a tired marriage, buoyed by her accomplishments on the field -- as well as the few who find themselves left behind by the achievers, those for whom this exposure to sport will leave the scars known to all who've been the last to be selected for a pickup game. The rise of women's sports -- symbolized by the ecstatic reaction to the U.S. Women's World Cup soccer team -- has been a significant change in the social landscape. This thoughtful, thought-provoking book examines the questions that should underlie this radical change, but too often have not: As sports change women, can women change sports? Is the male play-to-win model the only one that works? Does it work? Through the experiences of these smart, mature women, we learn much about the workings of games and societies -- and the difficulty of questioning patterns so deeply entrenched that we barely know we can question them at all.

The Official Soccer Mom Devotional

The Official Soccer Mom Devotional
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Publisher : Revell
Total Pages : 135
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781441225962
ISBN-13 : 144122596X
Rating : 4/5 (62 Downloads)

Synopsis The Official Soccer Mom Devotional by : Lynne Thompson

"Soccer moms" are those spending enormous amounts of time transporting school-aged children (and their friends) to various events--sporting, academic, musical and social--on top of all of the other things they do. Where does this leave time for connecting with God? For those who are part of this sisterhood of moms on the go, help is at hand--and you will still get to these events on time! With The Official Soccer Mom's Devotional, no matter where a mom finds herself, whether it be waiting for the kids to get out of school or finish an athletic or extracurricular practice, she will have a resource right at her fingertips that will provide a mini devotional time with God. Help moms feel rejuvenated in their souls with inspiration, checklists, appropriate Scripture that applies to a "soccer mom's" day, fun stuff, a Mom's Space page, and practical soccer mom tips and quizzes.