For use in schools and libraries only. Ryan's mom is so embarrassing, especially when she comes to his soccer games.

Milo doesn't get it: What's the big deal about moms? They're just slave-driving broccoli bullies. Yet they are worshipped the world over! Perhaps even the galaxy over-because here come Martians and they're after one thing only: moms. Milo's mom in particular! That's quite a long way to come for a mom-could it be that Milo has been overlooking something special?

Offers eighteen offbeat literary programs featuring creepy, dirty, and stinky stories that will appeal to young readers.

Packed with interactive exercises to help you explore your life and your mindset, "Beyond Soccer Mom" is a powerful tool for change. Dr Rhodes draws upon her experience life coach, physician neuroscience expert and once stressed, depressed mom, brings you stories, to illustrate how Beyond Soccer Mom can transform the lives of real moms, just like you. Whether you are a stay-at home mom, wanting more peace and contentment, a mom considering a significant transition or a working mom, wanting to feel more balanced, Beyond Soccer Mom is all you need to start creating your ideal life today. “I am here to tell you that your dreams can become a reality. What stands between you and your dreams is often just the simple process of creating a personalized road map for your life–and following it.” –Dr Leonaura Rhodes, Beyond Soccer Mom. “Beyond Soccer Mom” is not only an entertaining read, but a resourceful workbook to simply and efficiently guide any mother that needs a lift to live the life of her dreams!” –Judy Goss, CEO Over 40 Females.

When a mercurial basketball star is accused of brutally murdering his wife, Minneapolis police detective Mars Bahr and his partner, Nettie Frisch, seek to uncover a motive when the clues do not add up.

*LONGLISTED FOR THE 2023 SCOTIABANK GILLER PRIZE* “Every detail is sharply placed . . . a scorching sense of humour and a soft spot for humanity down here on Earth.” —The New York Times “Fleishman Is in Trouble, but in space.” —Bobby Palmer “A sharp, funny take on capitalism, climate change, and our lifelong mission to be loved.” —People What if the person you loved was on another planet? Kevin is a thirtysomething homebody, happily committed to his hydroponics-expert girlfriend, Amber, as they grow weed in their basement in Vancouver. Out of the blue, Amber announces that she has been selected for a reality show where she will compete for one of two seats on the first human-led mission to Mars. If selected, she must stay on Mars for good, because the technology to come home doesn't exist yet. Is this a suicide mission or a bold new frontier? Girlfriend on Mars is the story of love unravelling in a world where truth is dictated by Facebook ads and "reality TV" is as scripted as any politician's speech. With rapt viewers voting for Amber to stay on the show and crates of Mars-mission branded protein shakes arriving at his door, is it any wonder Kevin wants to stay in the basement forever?

The story of the bicyclist who, having won the battle against cancer, went on to win the world's most grueling bicycle race, the Tour de France.

A funny, poignant, and page-turning debut novel that skewers billionaire-funded space travel in a love story of interplanetary proportions. Amber Kivinen is moving to Mars. Or at least, she will be if she wins a chance to join MarsNow. She and twenty-three reality TV contestants from around the world—including attractive Israeli soldier Adam, endearing fellow Canadian Pichu, and an assortment of science nerds and wannabe influencers—are competing for two seats on the first human-led mission to Mars, sponsored by billionaire Geoff Task. Meanwhile Kevin, Amber’s boyfriend of fourteen years, was content going nowhere until Amber left him—and their hydroponic weed business—behind. As he tends to (and smokes) the plants growing in their absurdly overpriced Vancouver basement apartment, Kevin tunes in to find out why the love of his life is so determined to leave the planet with somebody else. On screen, Amber competes in globe-trotting, Survivor-meets-Star Trek challenges and seems like she might be falling for Adam. But is that real, or is it just a tactic to keep from being voted off? And since the technology to come home doesn’t exist yet, would Amber really leave everything behind to be a billionaire’s Martian guinea pig? Sure, the rainforest is burning, Geoff Task has bought New Zealand, and Kevin might be a little depressed, but isn’t there some hope left for life on Earth? An audacious debut from "a dazzlingly smart and strikingly original writer" (Molly Antopol), Girlfriend on Mars is at once a satirical indictment of our pursuit of fame and wealth amidst environmental crisis, and an exploration of humanity’s deepest longing, greatest quest, and most enduring cliché: love.

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The CEO of Left Lane Exhibition, Sity Love, brings you a romance thriller from the heart of New York City. Cinema Wynt and Andreni Tachyons relationship propels to a standoff as a result of mental power struggles over the years. The murder of Andrenis mistress, Kimmy, ignites a war. Is this war within them? When was the last time you slept with opposition? Who killed Kimmy?