Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed

Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed
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Total Pages : 260
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ISBN-10 : 0982280033
ISBN-13 : 9780982280034
Rating : 4/5 (33 Downloads)

Synopsis Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed by : Lance Carbuncle

Idjit Galoot goes for a canine romp just when his owner moves to Florida. Will they manage to find each other again?

ZOMBIE

ZOMBIE
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Publisher : Clifford Benjamin
Total Pages : 346
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Rating : 4/5 ( Downloads)

Synopsis ZOMBIE by : Clifford Benjamin

ZOMBIE is about a demented chief executive officer extinguishing Kings and Queens and head of nations, anyone in between that gets in his way, and snatching women, detaining them, controlled by a modern type of horror in a shirt and tie, smooth-talking, willing as far as kill to have his way.

Grundish and Askew

Grundish and Askew
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 316
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ISBN-10 : 0982280009
ISBN-13 : 9780982280003
Rating : 4/5 (09 Downloads)

Synopsis Grundish and Askew by : Lance Carbuncle

Two white-trash, trailer-park-dwelling, platonic life-partners go on a moronic and misdirected crime spree. Can their manly love for each other endure when one of them suffers a psychological slap that renders him a homicidal maniac?

Heartsick

Heartsick
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Publisher : Minotaur Books
Total Pages : 358
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ISBN-10 : 9781429918534
ISBN-13 : 1429918535
Rating : 4/5 (34 Downloads)

Synopsis Heartsick by : Chelsea Cain

Damaged Portland detective Archie Sheridan spent ten years tracking Gretchen Lowell, a beautiful serial killer, but in the end she was the one who caught him. Two years ago, Gretchen kidnapped Archie and tortured him for ten days, but instead of killing him, she mysteriously decided to let him go. She turned herself in, and now Gretchen has been locked away for the rest of her life, while Archie is in a prison of another kind---addicted to pain pills, unable to return to his old life, powerless to get those ten horrific days off his mind. Archie's a different person, his estranged wife says, and he knows she's right. He continues to visit Gretchen in prison once a week, saying that only he can get her to confess as to the whereabouts of more of her victims, but even he knows the truth---he can't stay away. When another killer begins snatching teenage girls off the streets of Portland, Archie has to pull himself together enough to lead the new task force investigating the murders. A hungry young newspaper reporter, Susan Ward, begins profiling Archie and the investigation, which sparks a deadly game between Archie, Susan, the new killer, and even Gretchen. They need to catch a killer, and maybe somehow then Archie can free himself from Gretchen, once and for all. Either way, Heartsick makes for one of the most extraordinary suspense debuts in recent memory.

The Memory of Running

The Memory of Running
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 385
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ISBN-10 : 9781101201022
ISBN-13 : 1101201029
Rating : 4/5 (22 Downloads)

Synopsis The Memory of Running by : Ron McLarty

"Smithy is an American original, worthy of a place on the shelf just below your Hucks, your Holdens, your Yossarians." —Stephen King Every so often, a novel comes along that captures the public’s imagination with a story that sweeps readers up and takes them on a thrilling, unforgettable ride. Ron McLarty’s The Memory of Running is this decade’s novel. By all accounts, especially his own, Smithson "Smithy" Ide is a loser. An overweight, friendless, chain-smoking, forty-three-year-old drunk, Smithy’s life becomes completely unhinged when he loses his parents and long-lost sister within the span of one week. Rolling down the driveway of his parents’ house in Rhode Island on his old Raleigh bicycle to escape his grief, the emotionally bereft Smithy embarks on an epic, hilarious, luminous, and extraordinary journey of discovery and redemption.

Blindsight

Blindsight
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Publisher : Macmillan
Total Pages : 388
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ISBN-10 : 9781429955195
ISBN-13 : 1429955198
Rating : 4/5 (95 Downloads)

Synopsis Blindsight by : Peter Watts

Hugo and Shirley Jackson award-winning Peter Watts stands on the cutting edge of hard SF with his acclaimed novel, Blindsight Two months since the stars fell... Two months of silence, while a world held its breath. Now some half-derelict space probe, sparking fitfully past Neptune's orbit, hears a whisper from the edge of the solar system: a faint signal sweeping the cosmos like a lighthouse beam. Whatever's out there isn't talking to us. It's talking to some distant star, perhaps. Or perhaps to something closer, something en route. So who do you send to force introductions with unknown and unknowable alien intellect that doesn't wish to be met? You send a linguist with multiple personalities, her brain surgically partitioned into separate, sentient processing cores. You send a biologist so radically interfaced with machinery that he sees x-rays and tastes ultrasound. You send a pacifist warrior in the faint hope she won't be needed. You send a monster to command them all, an extinct hominid predator once called vampire, recalled from the grave with the voodoo of recombinant genetics and the blood of sociopaths. And you send a synthesist—an informational topologist with half his mind gone—as an interface between here and there. Pray they can be trusted with the fate of a world. They may be more alien than the thing they've been sent to find. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

The Overwhelming Urge

The Overwhelming Urge
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 140
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ISBN-10 : 1933929650
ISBN-13 : 9781933929651
Rating : 4/5 (50 Downloads)

Synopsis The Overwhelming Urge by : Andersen Prunty

It is a world where men wake up with laser beams for eyes and wives play sadistic practical jokes. It is a world where body parts randomly fall off and fathers turn into antelopes. In this world, vampires and spontaneous combustions are a constant threat. THE OVERWHELMING URGE is a collection of bizarro flash fiction, containing ridiculous characters and absurd stories reminiscent of David Lynch and Franz Kafka. Written at knifepoint in a burning room, this book will make you think of a dirty comedian raving from Freud's couch.

The Red Pyramid

The Red Pyramid
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Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
Total Pages : 540
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ISBN-10 : 9781423142492
ISBN-13 : 1423142497
Rating : 4/5 (92 Downloads)

Synopsis The Red Pyramid by : Rick Riordan

Since their mother's death, Carter and Sadie have become near strangers. While Sadie has lived with her grandparents in London, her brother has traveled the world with their father, the brilliant Egyptologist, Dr. Julius Kane. One night, Dr. Kane brings the siblings together for a "research experiment" at the British Museum, where he hopes to set things right for his family. Instead, he unleashes the Egyptian god Set, who banishes him to oblivion and forces the children to flee for their lives. From the creator of the hit Percy Jackson series.

Watchers

Watchers
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 404
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ISBN-10 : 0425221806
ISBN-13 : 9780425221808
Rating : 4/5 (06 Downloads)

Synopsis Watchers by : Dean Koontz

A “superior thriller”(Oakland Press) about a man, a dog, and a terrifying threat that could only have come from the imagination of #1 New York Times bestselling author Dean Koontz—nominated as one of America’s best-loved novels by PBS’s The Great American Read. On his thirty-sixth birthday, Travis Cornell hikes into the foothills of the Santa Ana Mountains. But his path is soon blocked by a bedraggled Golden Retriever who will let him go no further into the dark woods. That morning, Travis had been desperate to find some happiness in his lonely, seemingly cursed life. What he finds is a dog of alarming intelligence that soon leads him into a relentless storm of mankind’s darkest creation...

Zerostrata

Zerostrata
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Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 1933929758
ISBN-13 : 9781933929750
Rating : 4/5 (58 Downloads)

Synopsis Zerostrata by : Andersen Prunty

After ten years, Hansel Nothing returns to his boyhood home, unable to remember anything that has happened to him since he left. Back home, he stays in Zerostrata, a treehouse in the backyard. The Nothing family is as dysfunctional and depressed as ever. His mother keeps a cat on her head and incessantly munches prescription medication. His father has left the house to pursue a career as a superhero. His brother has become a shut-in, brooding in the darkened basement. Hansel realizes, after a life of sadness, a life only half-remembered, the only thing he wants is for himself and his family to be happy. But what type of bizarre world must he enter to obtain this happiness?