Silly, Smelly Animal Jokes

Silly, Smelly Animal Jokes
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Publisher : Hi Jinx Press
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 1680723308
ISBN-13 : 9781680723304
Rating : 4/5 (08 Downloads)

Synopsis Silly, Smelly Animal Jokes by : Julia Garstecki

With fun facts and real-life connections, shares goofy jokes about animals.

The Silly Little Book of Animal Jokes

The Silly Little Book of Animal Jokes
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 260
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ISBN-10 : 0752530062
ISBN-13 : 9780752530062
Rating : 4/5 (62 Downloads)

Synopsis The Silly Little Book of Animal Jokes by : Dorling Kindersley Publishing Staff

Animal Jokes & Facts

Animal Jokes & Facts
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Publisher : The Salariya Book Company
Total Pages : 130
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ISBN-10 : 9781912006540
ISBN-13 : 1912006545
Rating : 4/5 (40 Downloads)

Synopsis Animal Jokes & Facts by : John Townsend

This hilarious, fact-packed joke book will have young readers laughing as they’re learning. It features dozens of gut-busting gags that children can share with their friends, themed around the gross and gruesome aspects of the animal kingdom, along with bite-sized information about the topics covered. Find out about scary polar bears, the horrible habits of hippos, gigantic crocodiles and the disgusting diet of vultures. Hold onto your sides and dive in!

Junie B. Jones #1: Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus

Junie B. Jones #1: Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus
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Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages : 82
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780307754844
ISBN-13 : 0307754847
Rating : 4/5 (44 Downloads)

Synopsis Junie B. Jones #1: Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus by : Barbara Park

“Hilarious. Barbara Park makes reading fun.” —Dav Pilkey, author of Dog Man Barbara Park’s #1 New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty-five years. Over 65 million copies sold! Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Remember when it was scary to go to school? In the first Junie B. Jones book, it’s Junie B.’s first day and she doesn’t know anything. She’s so scared of the school bus and the meanies on it that when it’s time to go home, she doesn’t. USA Today: “Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.” Publishers Weekly: “Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.” Kirkus Reviews: “Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.” Time: “Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”

One Hundred and One Elephant Jokes

One Hundred and One Elephant Jokes
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Publisher : Scholastic
Total Pages : 96
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0590410628
ISBN-13 : 9780590410625
Rating : 4/5 (28 Downloads)

Synopsis One Hundred and One Elephant Jokes by : Robert Blake

The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!
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Publisher : Castle Point Books
Total Pages : 241
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781250190031
ISBN-13 : 1250190037
Rating : 4/5 (31 Downloads)

Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : May Roche

Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

The Other End of the Leash

The Other End of the Leash
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Publisher : Ballantine Books
Total Pages : 289
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ISBN-10 : 9780307489180
ISBN-13 : 0307489183
Rating : 4/5 (80 Downloads)

Synopsis The Other End of the Leash by : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.

Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.

It's Snot Fair!

It's Snot Fair!
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Publisher : Xist Publishing
Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 9781532402258
ISBN-13 : 1532402252
Rating : 4/5 (58 Downloads)

Synopsis It's Snot Fair! by : Brenda Ponnay

What’s invisible and smells like a carrot? Bunny Farts! Burps, farts, boogers, and other bodily functions take center stage in this collection of illustrated jokes sure to be adored by the preschool through early elementary set.

No One Likes a Fart

No One Likes a Fart
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 21
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ISBN-10 : 9781524791902
ISBN-13 : 1524791903
Rating : 4/5 (02 Downloads)

Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoë Foster Blake

Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2
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Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages : 174
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ISBN-10 : 9781647393786
ISBN-13 : 1647393787
Rating : 4/5 (86 Downloads)

Synopsis The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 by : Carole P. Roman

800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!