To pass the time while on a long journey, Donkey bets Shrek that he can make him laugh before they arrive at their destination. With Fiona as a judge, Donkey lets loose with a barrage of fairy-tale jokes -- and it's a surprise to everyone which one finally tickles Shrek!Some of the jokes are pretty stinky, of course . . . but that's what we love about them!

From Shrek's favorite recipes (ratatouille, vomelets, french flies) to an A to Z glossary of grossness, this hilarious collection will turn readers' stomachs as they turn the pages.

Shrek the ogre seeks out the Fairy Godmother for a potion that will make him a handsome prince worthy of his wife, Princess Fiona, but when he gets turned down, he takes matters into his own hands with the help of Donkey and Puss in Boots.

** Movie Release Date: 14th June ** Once upon a time a big, green, cantankerous ogre met a beautiful princess... and fell in love! There was a time when the unsociable Shrek lived a peaceful existence in his beloved swamp but all that changes when a talking donkey and a whole host of fairy tale folk descend on his home. Discover all there is to know about Shrek's hilarious adventures in all three movies - his encounter with the diminutive Lord Farquaad, the treacherous mission to free Fiona from a fire-breathing dragon, the disastrous meeting with his dreaded in-laws, and his search for the young and rebellious 'Artie' (King Arthur). Packed with so many spectacular images and information about the movies' charming characters, Shrek: The Essential Guide is a must-have for Shrek fans everywhere!

From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M

Following the successful repackaging of Bruce Coville’s My Teacher Is an Alien series, great new covers for another popular backlist series from the bestselling author. IT’S THE WEIRDEST ALIEN INVASION EVER! “I cannot tell a lie,” says Rod Allbright. And it’s the truth. Ask him a question and he’s bound to give you an honest answer. Which is why, when his teacher asks what happened to last night’s math assignment, Rod has to give the only answer he can: “Aliens ate my homework, Miss Maloney!” Of course, no one believes Rod this time, so they don’t bother to ask him why the aliens are here. It’s just as well, since he is sworn to silence about their secret mission and the fact that he has been drafted to help them!

Winner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).

The eye-popping sights and nose-plugging odors of DreamWorks' latest animated film are captured here in a full-color storybook featuring scratch 'n' stink stickers.