A hilarious spoof on aging, with a sprinkling of mystery! Laugh at the wacky shenanigans of the Sassy Old Broads and the Old Fools at Rest Haven Retirement Home.

A collection of personal essays about living joyously after sixty.

Blood isn't always thicker than water, especially in matters concerning love, lust, and passion. Family ties no longer bind the once close King siblings, Zach and Jay. Their desire for the same woman transforms them from loving brother and sister to bitter arch rivals. Jamaican beauty Jillian Bessette is Jay's lover, but Zach's uncontrollable yearning to have her overpowers him, causing him to commit the ultimate act of betrayal against his flesh and blood. For his sin, Jay orders a hit on her brother, but her plan for revenge backfires, and she is exposed. Her only way to avoid justice is to flee. In exile, Jay's hatred and resentment for Zach and Jill consumes her every waking moment. Their new life together includes a baby boy, the product of their forbidden affair, and adds more fuel to the growing fire of hatred growing inside Jay. While she longs for the day of vengeance against them, they bask in the beauty of love and happiness, but precious moments are cut short, overshadowed by the sins of their past. Zach is forced to send Jill and their son away to the one place he believes they'll be safe from Jay and her threats to settle the score. To the contrary, he unknowingly delivers Jill right into Jay's hands. The two former lovers come face to face, and Jill's nightmare begins. Helpless, Zach must place his faith in the heroics of others in a race against time to rescue Jill from the torturous clutches of a woman who is bitter and vexed!

Southern humorist Jane Jenkins Herlong brings joy and humor with her 50 unusual-but-true faith-filled stories of growing up in the South Carolina low country. Whether you love Southern ways of life or find their ways strange and amusing, you'll be entertained and inspired with warm Southern-fried humor and tried-and-true tips for attaining the best version of yourself. Jane's 50 stories address specific landmark events along with issues in a woman's life, such as fitting into the covered-dish church culture, sacred sisterhood, sassy seasoned Southern women and why we are drawn to beauty pageant competition, and much more!

Celeste Bedford Walker, one of the most accomplished contemporary playwrights in Texas, crafts dramas from history and everyday life that illuminate the African American experience in all its variety, tragedy, pathos, and hilarity. Collected here are five of her most acclaimed plays: Sassy Mamas, Greenwood: An American Dream Destroyed, Reunion in Bartersville, Distant Voices, and Camp Logan. The topics treated by Walker are timelier than ever. Sassy Mamas follows “three women of substance and of a certain age who flip the script on gender stereotypes and become involved with younger men.” Greenwood: An American Dream Destroyed tells the powerful story of the horrific attack on the Greenwood District of Tulsa, Oklahoma, once known as the “Black Wall Street.” In Reunion in Bartersville, described by Walker as “a comedy-mystery in two acts,” the 50-year class reunion of Bartersville High School turns to hilarious suspense when an unexpected guest arrives. Recipient of a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts, Distant Voices “resurrects” persons buried in College Memorial Park, the second-oldest African American cemetery in Houston, to celebrate the wisdom of those gone before. Camp Logan is based on real-life events in Houston in 1917, when members of the highly decorated 24th Infantry Regiment were subjected to brutal Jim Crow treatment, resulting in a riot that left dozens dead and the execution of seventeen African American soldiers for mutiny. Readers and audiences should be prepared to laugh out loud, to be challenged, to be disturbed, and above all, to be enlightened by this poignant collection of plays.

The Complete Sherlock Holmes & Other Crime Mysteries by Arthur Conan Doyle is a collection of iconic detective stories that revolutionized the crime mystery genre. Written in a meticulous and engaging style, Doyle's storytelling draws readers into the intricate cases solved by the brilliant detective, Sherlock Holmes. The book showcases Doyle's keen eye for detail and his ability to craft complex plots that keep readers guessing until the very end. Set in Victorian England, the stories provide a glimpse into the social issues and norms of the time, making them not only entertaining but also historically insightful. Arthur Conan Doyle, a trained physician and avid spiritualist, was inspired to create the character of Sherlock Holmes based on his mentor, Dr. Joseph Bell. Doyle's background in medicine and his interest in criminology and the supernatural greatly influenced his writing and gave depth to his works. His dedication to creating a realistic and compelling detective character set him apart as a master storyteller in the genre. I highly recommend The Complete Sherlock Holmes & Other Crime Mysteries to readers who enjoy immersive and intricately plotted detective stories. Arthur Conan Doyle's iconic tales will captivate you with their clever twists, memorable characters, and timeless appeal.

Nominated for an Edgar Award for Best First Novel! In 19th century Bombay, Captain Jim Agnihotri channels his idol, Sherlock Holmes, in Nev March’s Minotaur Books/Mystery Writers of America First Crime Novel Award-winning debut. In 1892, Bombay is the center of British India. Nearby, Captain Jim Agnihotri lies in Poona military hospital recovering from a skirmish on the wild northern frontier, with little to do but re-read the tales of his idol, Sherlock Holmes, and browse the daily papers. The case that catches Captain Jim's attention is being called the crime of the century: Two women fell from the busy university’s clock tower in broad daylight. Moved by Adi, the widower of one of the victims — his certainty that his wife and sister did not commit suicide — Captain Jim approaches the Parsee family and is hired to investigate what happened that terrible afternoon. But in a land of divided loyalties, asking questions is dangerous. Captain Jim's investigation disturbs the shadows that seem to follow the Framji family and triggers an ominous chain of events. And when lively Lady Diana Framji joins the hunt for her sisters’ attackers, Captain Jim’s heart isn’t safe, either. Based on a true story, and set against the vibrant backdrop of colonial India, Nev March's Minotaur Books/Mystery Writers of America First Crime Novel Award-winning lyrical debut, Murder in Old Bombay, brings this tumultuous historical age to life.

From USA Today bestselling author Kelly Rey comes another laugh-out-loud installment in her Jamie Winters Mysteries … Just when legal secretary and reluctant sleuth Jamie Winters thinks life has settled down and her prospects are looking up...murder catches up to her again! Kay Culverson, a low-budget cable talk show host and diva extraordinaire, is found dead in her office after alienating not only Jamie’s boss, Howard Dennis, but also her own agent and every employee in the studio. When Howard falls under suspicion, his wife asks Jamie to investigate. While she's not exactly excited at the prospect of solving another murder, Jamie isn't thrilled with the idea of losing her job either. So with the help of her hot landlord Curt and Curt’s feisty teen niece Maizy, Jamie's on the case! But she soon finds herself dealing with a whole cast of suspects, including a shady agent, a group of anti-government geeks, a light-fingered ex-con, and a mysterious hitman for hire named Z. It couldn’t possibly get any worse…until it does. And suddenly Jamie wonders if this next case may be her last! Note: This book was previously published under the title "Motion for Madness." Jamie Winters Mysteries: Motion for Murder – book #1 Mistletoe & Misdemeanors– holiday short story Death of a Diva – book #2 Motion for Misfits (short story in the "Killer Beach Reads" collection) The Sassy Suspect – book #3 Verdicts & Vixens – book #4 A Playboy in Peril – book #5 "Move over Stephanie Plum—there's a new girl in town! Jamie Winters is smart, sassy, and laugh-out-loud hilarious. Mix one fun mystery, some fantastic romantic chemistry, and witty quips throughout for a sure-fire winner! Who knew a lawyer's office could be so funny?" ~ Gemma Halliday, New York Times bestselling author

IN WHAT WOULD SUSIE SAY?, Susie Essman sheds the crasser layers to reveal how she went from an anxiety-ridden, struggling stand-up comic to being one of the funniest women on television, playing Susie Greene on HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm. Emerging as one of the most successful performers in her field, Essman goes behind the scenes of a life in comedy with her funny cohorts, including Joy Behar, Rodney Dangerfield, and, of course, Jeff Garlin and Larry David, while also providing sidesplittingly funny wisdom on a range of topics that she's highly unqualified to expound upon, including men, sports, hypochondria, and stepparenthood. WHAT WOULD SUSIE SAY ABOUT... MARRIAGE? "It took me a long time to find the man I was willing to commit myself to. Even the word commit is troublesome. One is committed to a mental institution." MEN WITH DOGS? "As a dog lover, I've researched many different breeds and I've begun to realize that you can tell a lot about a person by what breed of dog they choose to associate with. A bit self-conscious about your cellulite? A guy with a shar-pei is for you. They're hard to find, but cheaper than lipo." THE BEAUTY OF MENOPAUSE? "I guess I just have to accept the fact that I'm going to end up a bald, fat, sweaty, irritable woman with a dry vagina and a full beard who never sleeps and has memory loss so I won't even be able to remember how hot I used to look!" STEPPARENTHOOD? "My mother used to tell me 'you can't buy your kids' love.' Bullshit. You can, and it's exponential. They're like Russian mail-order brides -- the more you spend, the more they love you." WHAT WOULD SUSIE SAY? is Essman's irreverent, refreshingly candid, and hilarious retort to the dubious facts of life that we all face.

DigiCat Publishing presents to you a collection of the greatest thriller novels and murder mystery stories of all time Edgar Wallace:_x000D_ The Four Just Men_x000D_ The Council of Justice _x000D_ The Just Men of Cordova_x000D_ The Law of the Four Just Men _x000D_ The Nine Bears_x000D_ Angel Esquire _x000D_ The Fourth Plague or Red Hand _x000D_ Grey Timothy or Pallard the Punter_x000D_ The Man who Bought London_x000D_ The Melody of Death _x000D_ A Debt Discharged _x000D_ The Tomb of T'Sin _x000D_ The Secret House _x000D_ The Clue of the Twisted Candle_x000D_ Down under Donovan _x000D_ The Man who Knew_x000D_ The Green Rust_x000D_ Kate Plus Ten_x000D_ The Daffodil Murder_x000D_ Jack O'Judgment_x000D_ The Angel of Terror _x000D_ The Crimson Circle_x000D_ Take-A-Chance Anderson_x000D_ The Valley of Ghosts_x000D_ P.-C. Lee Series_x000D_ Arthur Conan Doyle:_x000D_ Sherlock Holmes Series_x000D_ A Study in Scarlet_x000D_ The Sign of Four_x000D_ The Hound of the Baskervilles_x000D_ The Valley of Fear_x000D_ The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes_x000D_ The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes_x000D_ The Return of Sherlock Holmes_x000D_ His Last Bow_x000D_ Other Mysteries_x000D_ True Crime Stories_x000D_ Wilkie Collins:_x000D_ The Woman in White_x000D_ No Name_x000D_ Armadale_x000D_ The Moonstone_x000D_ The Haunted Hotel_x000D_ The Law and The Lady_x000D_ The Dead Secret_x000D_ Miss or Mrs?_x000D_ R. Austin Freeman:_x000D_ Dr. Thorndyke Series_x000D_ Other Mysteries_x000D_ Agatha Christie:_x000D_ The Mysterious Affair at Styles_x000D_ The Secret Adversary_x000D_ H. C. McNeile:_x000D_ Bulldog Drummond_x000D_ The Black Gang_x000D_ G. K. Chesterton:_x000D_ The Innocence of Father Brown_x000D_ The Wisdom of Father Brown_x000D_ Arthur Morrison:_x000D_ Martin Hewitt Series_x000D_ Dorrington & Hicks Stories_x000D_ Ernest Bramah:_x000D_ Max Carrados Stories_x000D_ Victor L. Whitechurch:_x000D_ The Canon in Residence_x000D_ Thrilling Stories of the Railway_x000D_ Thomas W. Hanshew:_x000D_ Hamilton Cleek Series_x000D_ E. W. Hornung:_x000D_ A. J. Raffles Series_x000D_ Mystery Novels_x000D_ J. S. Fletcher:_x000D_ Mystery Novels_x000D_ Paul Campenhaye – Specialist in Criminology_x000D_ Rober Barr:_x000D_ The Triumph of Eugéne Valmont_x000D_ Jennie Baxter, Journalist_x000D_ The Adventures of Sherlaw Kombs_x000D_ The Adventure of the Second Swag_x000D_ Frank Froest Mystery Novels_x000D_ C. N. Williamson & A. M. Williamson Mystery Novels_x000D_ Isabel Ostander Mystery Novels