The Ultimate List of Must-Read Horror Curious readers and fans of monsters and the macabre, get ready to bulk up your TBR piles! Sadie “Mother Horror” Hartmann has curated the best selection of modern horror books, including plenty of deep cuts. Indulge your heart’s darkest desires to be terrified, unsettled, disgusted, and heartbroken with stories that span everything from paranormal hauntings and creepy death cults to small-town terrors and apocalyptic disasters. Each recommendation includes a full synopsis as well as a quick overview of the book’s themes, style, and tone so you can narrow down your next read at a glance. Featuring a foreword by New York Times bestselling author Josh Malerman and five brand-new essays from rising voices in the genre, this illustrated reader’s guide is perfect for anyone who dares to delve into the dark.

Last year's runaway bestseller is now revised and updated for the latest version of DOS. It's bigger and dumber than ever! Everybody's favorite computer book author takes an intimidating and boring subject like DOS and shows you that it's okay to laugh as you learn. With over 500,000 in print, the original edition has sold and sold and sold--over nine months atop the bestseller lists in the U.S., U.K., Canada, and Australia.

In an entertaining style, this book describes and evaluates the new features of the latest release of WordPro, which is now 32-bit Windows 95 compatible, and provides enjoyable and readable descriptions of WordPro's famous and often-imitated style sheets, frames, macros, equation editor, power fields, and much more.

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree... what lurks among thy branches... Christmas can be the most wonderful time of the year. Candy canes and hot cocoa. Snowmen and sleigh rides. The love and hope that the Nativity brings. Cold milk and warm cookies for Santa. Family, friends, and the cheerful laughter of children. But, beneath the festive wrapping paper and the gleam and glitter of the lights and tinsel, things less jubilant may lie in wait. The holiday season can bring love, peace, and benevolence... but it may also spawn a darkness lurking amid the shadowy boughs of the Christmas tree, ornaments that should have never seen the light of day, let along hung on festive branches, and bones that jingle and dance, in search of Santa's crimson suit... and the flesh that resides within. In this collection of harrowing holiday tales, Ronald Kelly leaves ten frightful and horrific gifts in the Christmas stockings that hang from the mantle of your cheerful fireplace. Ghastly and gruesome presents that slowly unwrap and burst into life while you are tucked, snug and warm, in your bed and take on nightmarish form in the icy winter hours of Christmas Eve, turning comfort and joy into terror and dread. Stories included in this collection: Jingle Bones The Skating Pond Depravity Road Heirlooms The Winds Within Then Came a Woodsman As for Me, My Little Brain Beneath the Branches Papa’s Exile The Peddler’s Journey

Covers All 8 Office 2000 Programs The Microsoft Office 2000 Guide That Gives You More! Microsoft Office 2000 is powerful. It's versatile. And it's very complicated. Which is why you need this encore to Microsoft® Office 2000 For Windows® For Dummies®. It's packed with advanced techniques and secrets that will help you get More out of every program in the suite — and make you More creative, More efficient, and More productive. Inside, find helpful advice on how to: Find out how to make the advanced modules of Office — Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access, and Outlook — work together seamlessly Try out keyboard shortcuts, macros, templates, and customization features that make Office 2000 work smarter Get up to speed on graphics and multimedia basics — and add impact to documents, presentations, printed pieces, and Web pages Use PhotoDraw and FrontPage to make Web-page design as simple as creating a Word document Get a handle on Small Business tools like Business Planner, Direct Mail Manager, Customer Manager, and Financial Manager Create business cards, brochures, flyers, and other desktop publishing projects quickly and easily with Publisher

Want to give a dynamic presentation, but don't have the foggiest idea what to say or how to say it. PowerPoint X for Dummies will help the user prepare better content and deliver it with pizzazz using this great presentation package. It is filled with great tips and techniques for creating powerful professional looking presentations.