Santa Claus Saves the World

Santa Claus Saves the World
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Publisher : Deadite Press
Total Pages : 176
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ISBN-10 : 1621051307
ISBN-13 : 9781621051305
Rating : 4/5 (07 Downloads)

Synopsis Santa Claus Saves the World by : Robert Devereaux

It's that time of year again - when Santa Claus has to save the world! After conquering the homophobes, Santa Claus believes that humans can finally be nice instead of naughty. But dark forces from across history and mythology have other plans. One couple and their disintegrating marriage may just cause a chain reaction that will plunge the world into darkness and terror. So Santa and his pals begin an adventure from the North Pole to the Heaven and Hades to save the soul of humanity. Robert Devereaux returns once again to the Santa Mythos that made him an underground horror fan favorite. The sequel to "Santa Steps Out" and "Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes" combines pagan gods with holiday cheer and a large dose of sex and violence. "Santa Claus Saves the World" is a present for sickos of all-ages!

Santa Steps Out

Santa Steps Out
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Publisher : Deadite Press
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 1621050130
ISBN-13 : 9781621050131
Rating : 4/5 (30 Downloads)

Synopsis Santa Steps Out by : Robert Devereaux

Sex, Death, and Santa Claus ... His generosity is legendary. He has a devoted wife, a crack team of sky-borne reindeer, hordes of industrious elves, and the love of good little boys and girls around the globe. But what unholy desires now propel him into the lascivious clutches of a certain fairy? And who was he before the sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten? ... She munches on molars, summons drowned sailors to her pleasure, and recalls, sharp as a pinprick, her life as the most savage of ash nymphs. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats? More important, how quickly can she captivate the jolly old elf to the north? ... He's huge, fluffy, lonesome, and unbearably horny. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and peer into interesting bedrooms. But who in the world will throw him down and ravage him as the lovers under his gaze ravage one another? ... Deadite Press is proud to bring back the ultimate erotic Christmas story from Robert Devereaux

Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes

Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes
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Publisher : Booklocker.Com Incorporated
Total Pages : 361
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ISBN-10 : 1601455380
ISBN-13 : 9781601455383
Rating : 4/5 (80 Downloads)

Synopsis Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes by : Robert Devereaux

Santa Claus and his stepdaughter Wendy strive to remake the world in compassion and generosity, preventing one child's fated suicide by winning over his worst tormentors, then attempting, with the Easter Bunny's help, to eradicate homophobia worldwide in one magical night.

The Santa Claus Book

The Santa Claus Book
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Publisher : Lyle Stuart
Total Pages : 150
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ISBN-10 : 0818403810
ISBN-13 : 9780818403811
Rating : 4/5 (10 Downloads)

Synopsis The Santa Claus Book by : Alden Perkes

A history of Santa and his elves.

Santa Claus: The World's Number One Toy Expert

Santa Claus: The World's Number One Toy Expert
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Publisher : HarperCollins
Total Pages : 36
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ISBN-10 : 9781328470034
ISBN-13 : 1328470032
Rating : 4/5 (34 Downloads)

Synopsis Santa Claus: The World's Number One Toy Expert by : Marla Frazee

How does Santa know how to match the exact right toy with the exact right kid every December? He knows because he's the world's number one kid and toy and gift expert, and he works long, long hours the whole year through, taking notes, compiling his research, thinking and testing and changing his mind. Then, at last, he gets it all figured out, and on Christmas morning, he makes magic happen. Celebrated author-illustrator Marla Frazee's fresh, lively take on a traditional subject is sure to become a favorite with young believers everywhere. With delicious humorous moments and a warm, unexpected ending, this book is truly a Christmas treat, one that begs to be read aloud and savored year after year.

Santa Claus: The Book of Secrets

Santa Claus: The Book of Secrets
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Publisher : Russell Ince
Total Pages : 40
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ISBN-10 : 9781545743010
ISBN-13 : 1545743010
Rating : 4/5 (10 Downloads)

Synopsis Santa Claus: The Book of Secrets by : Russell Ince

After centuries of closely guarding ancient secrets, Santa Claus has decided that the time has come to share the magical mysteries behind Christmas. All of the miraculous happenings that contribute towards making Christmas the most remarkable time of the year are finally to be revealed to the world.

Ms. Claus Rescues Christmas

Ms. Claus Rescues Christmas
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Publisher : FriesenPress
Total Pages : 30
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ISBN-10 : 9781525599668
ISBN-13 : 1525599666
Rating : 4/5 (68 Downloads)

Synopsis Ms. Claus Rescues Christmas by : Marilyn Jackson

There’s trouble at the North Pole when Santa Claus is down with a bad flu on Christmas Eve and is too sick to deliver presents. His doctor insists that Christmas is cancelled, breaking the elves’ hearts and putting the yuletide season in jeopardy. But then Ms. Claus saves the holiday when she puts her foot down and exclaims, “I will go instead!” No one believes that she can take Santa’s place. Even Santa is doubtful. But Ms. Claus, facing her own fears, stands firm and courageous as she grips the sleigh’s reins and leaps into the snow-stormy night. Will Ms. Claus be able to save Christmas? Fun for all ages, Ms. Claus Rescues Christmas offers meaningful lessons in risk-taking and traditional roles in a hilarious and engaging manner. Told in verse and filled with endearing characters, it’s a story that’s sure to become a holiday favorite in many homes.

Santa Claus Around the World

Santa Claus Around the World
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 0823406652
ISBN-13 : 9780823406654
Rating : 4/5 (52 Downloads)

Synopsis Santa Claus Around the World by : Lisl Weil

Describes how people around the world celebrate Santa's arrival.

Latkes for Santa Claus

Latkes for Santa Claus
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 39
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ISBN-10 : 9781510759893
ISBN-13 : 1510759891
Rating : 4/5 (93 Downloads)

Synopsis Latkes for Santa Claus by : Janie Emaus

//*// Finalist for the 2022 International Book Awards in Children's Picture Book and Children's Religious categories \\*\\ To: Santa From: Anna My new dad and stepbrother celebrate Christmas, so you’re coming to my house for the very first time. And I think you must be REALLY tired of cookies. I’m going to leave you the best Santa treat ever. Anna is excited that Santa will be visiting her house for the first time, and she wants to leave Santa a treat that blends the holidays her new family celebrates: Christmas and Hanukkah. She expresses this idea to her stepbrother, Michael, who insists that Santa doesn't need anything but his sugar cookies. Anna imagines Santa has to be bored with cookies by now and is determined to find a Jewish recipe that he'll enjoy. The catch? It has to be something easy for Santa to grab and go. It can't be matzo ball soup—soup in a sleigh with galloping reindeer will never do. It can't be noodle kugel—imagine that by the handful. What a mess! And as certain as Anna is that Santa would devour tzimmes, she knows he just doesn't have the time to sit and enjoy a hearty stew on Christmas Eve. Anna retreats to her thinking corner to figure out the perfect finger food for Santa, not wanting to disappoint him on his very first visit to her house. In this humorous and endearing picture book, blending both Christmas and Hannukah, a little girl and her stepbrother compete to leave Santa the best treats ever. Latkes for Santa Claus concludes with Anna and Michael's winning recipes, ready for children to replicate for Santa in their own kitchens.

Mrs. Claus Saves Christmas

Mrs. Claus Saves Christmas
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 34
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ISBN-10 : 1949752003
ISBN-13 : 9781949752007
Rating : 4/5 (03 Downloads)

Synopsis Mrs. Claus Saves Christmas by : Yvonne Wonder

Santa is sick with the flu and cannot deliver the Christmas toys this year! In a delightful holiday poem, joyfully illustrated, Mrs. Claus steps in to make sure that no child is disappointed. Mrs. Claus saves Christmas and from now on Christmas Eve will be a Claus affair.