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Author |
: Gerry Bartlett |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 354 |
Release |
: 2013-12-03 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781101619971 |
ISBN-13 |
: 110161997X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (71 Downloads) |
Synopsis Real Vampires Know Size Matters by : Gerry Bartlett
In the latest novel from national bestselling author Gerry Bartlett, curvaceous vampire Glory St. Clair has to figure how to compete with the wiles of a witchy woman... Just when Glory has her life semi–on track, a woman from her longtime lover Jeremiah Campbell’s past steamrolls into town on a mission to win him back. Normally Glory wouldn’t feel threatened by a mortal with amorous intentions, but Jerry’s ex just happens to be a beautiful voodoo priestess with evil spirits at her beck and call—and a serious lack of conscience when it comes to getting what she wants. And then there’s Glory’s family. After a lifetime of being MIA, Glory’s mom wants to go on a mother-daughter bonding trip to Olympus, home of the gods. And though Glory doesn’t trust her, her mother is offering to help with her pesky voodoo-woman problem. But with no guarantee of a return trip, can Glory dare leave Jerry alone while she visits a place where her less-than-perfect figure won’t be appreciated and time has no meaning? But size and the bonds of time are the least of her worries when love is on the line…
Author |
: Gerry Bartlett |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 357 |
Release |
: 2013-03-05 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781101619599 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1101619597 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (99 Downloads) |
Synopsis Real Vampires Know Hips Happen by : Gerry Bartlett
More information to be announced soon on this forthcoming title from Penguin USA.
Author |
: Gerry Bartlett |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 294 |
Release |
: 2011-08-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781101517420 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1101517425 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (20 Downloads) |
Synopsis Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six by : Gerry Bartlett
For a vampire, losing weight can be hellish-from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs. After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with. When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resist. But what Glory does know is that somehow, she's going to get back the man she loves and show everyone that real vampires always have more to love.
Author |
: Gerry Bartlett |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 340 |
Release |
: 2008 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0425220966 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780425220962 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (66 Downloads) |
Synopsis Real Vampires Have Curves by : Gerry Bartlett
BARTLETT/REAL VAMPIRES HAVE CURVES
Author |
: Gerry Bartlett |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 330 |
Release |
: 2012-04-03 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781101561515 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1101561513 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (15 Downloads) |
Synopsis Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans by : Gerry Bartlett
Someone is eating for two... Full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair thinks things are finally going her way. She's no longer possessed by a demon, the legions of hell aren't on her tail, and her love life is heating up since she managed to reconnect with her maker-and longtime lover-Jeremy Blade. When a pregnant demon shows up on her doorstep, Glory knows that everything is about to go to hell. Alesa is claiming that the baby she's carrying is Rafe's, conceived while she was inhabiting Glory's body. A clever trap? Or could it be true? Booties and bibs are the last thing on Glory's mind when she discovers dark secrets from her own forgotten past. Who is she? What is she? And how will the men in her life deal with the fact that she may be more powerful than she knew? One thing is certain. Glory has way more to worry about than fitting into her favorite pair of jeans...
Author |
: Gerry Bartlett |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 356 |
Release |
: 2009-01-06 |
ISBN-10 |
: 042522564X |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780425225646 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (4X Downloads) |
Synopsis Real Vampires Don't Diet by : Gerry Bartlett
Real readers love this series and its "vampire to die for"(Kimberly Raye, USA Today bestselling author of Dead End Dating)-from the author of Real Vampires Get Lucky. Gloriana St. Claire-curvy, stylish, and undead-is spending New Year's Eve alone. And it's all because her boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, is traipsing off to parts unknown to rescue his supposed daughter from the clutches of "dangerous radicals." But just as Glory settles in for the evening, a phone call from the bodyguard of a drunk, newly-undead rock star could end her year on a crazy note.
Author |
: Gerry Bartlett |
Publisher |
: National Geographic Books |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2008-04-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780425221228 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0425221229 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (28 Downloads) |
Synopsis Real Vampires Live Large by : Gerry Bartlett
She's sexy, plus-sized, and on a liquid diet-of blood. Plus-sized vampire Glory St. Clair takes on paranormal drug dealers who are selling a dangerous new fix for anyone who wants to live forever.
Author |
: Gerry Bartlett |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 313 |
Release |
: 2010-12-07 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781101445747 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1101445742 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (47 Downloads) |
Synopsis Real Vampires Have More to Love by : Gerry Bartlett
Read Gerry Bartlett's blogs and other content on the Penguin Community. View our feature on Gerry Bartlett’s Real Vampires Have More to Love. Dangerous curves lie ahead in the latest hilarious novel from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs. Glory St. Clair is a vampire with man trouble. Between her on-again, off-again lover Jeremy Blade, smoking hot rock star Ray Caine, and former bodyguard turned apartment mate Valdez, there's enough man-candy around to make even a gal with a liquid diet feel a sugar rush. Glory's got no time to enjoy it, though, considering that she's in the middle of planning her best friend's wedding. And let's not forget that there happens to be a hit on her head, thanks to when she took out a techno-freak billionaire. Now, between planning a bachelorette party and dodging stakes, Glory has to decide which man she really wants, before her love life meets an early grave...
Author |
: Judyth A McLeod |
Publisher |
: Allen & Unwin |
Total Pages |
: 129 |
Release |
: 2010-10-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781742662572 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1742662579 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (72 Downloads) |
Synopsis Vampires by : Judyth A McLeod
Vampires offers a bite-sized overview of the ever-mutating vampire, a phenomenon created by primal human fears of blood-sucking monsters. The book delves into ancient vampiric beliefs including the Chinese hopping vampire Jiangshi and Egyptian goddess Sekhmet, as well as Gothic horrors from the late Middle Ages. The evolution of vampires in literature, film and television is comprehensively covered, from the iconic Dracula tale, Stephen King's Salem's Lot to Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series; Nosferatu, the first Hollywood take on vampires and modern films such as the Blade trilogy and New Moon; and popular TV shows including The Twilight Zone, True Blood and The Vampire Diaries.
Author |
: Stephenie Meyer |
Publisher |
: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages |
: 596 |
Release |
: 2008-08-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780316032834 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0316032832 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (34 Downloads) |
Synopsis Breaking Dawn by : Stephenie Meyer
In the explosive finale to the epic romantic saga, Bella has one final choice to make. Should she stay mortal and strengthen her connection to the werewolves, or leave it all behind to become a vampire? When you loved the one who was killing you, it left you no options. How could you run, how could you fight, when doing so would hurt that beloved one? If your life was all you had to give, how could you not give it? If it was someone you truly loved? To be irrevocably in love with a vampire is both fantasy and nightmare woven into a dangerously heightened reality for Bella Swan. Pulled in one direction by her intense passion for Edward Cullen, and in another by her profound connection to werewolf Jacob Black, a tumultuous year of temptation, loss, and strife have led her to the ultimate turning point. Her imminent choice to either join the dark but seductive world of immortals or to pursue a fully human life has become the thread from which the fates of two tribes hangs. This astonishing, breathlessly anticipated conclusion to the Twilight Saga illuminates the secrets and mysteries of this spellbinding romantic epic. It's here! #1 bestselling author Stephenie Meyer makes a triumphant return to the world of Twilight with the highly anticipated companion, Midnight Sun: the iconic love story of Bella and Edward told from the vampire's point of view. "People do not want to just read Meyer's books; they want to climb inside them and live there." -- Time "A literary phenomenon." -- The New York Times