Penguins Hate Stuff

Penguins Hate Stuff
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 67
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ISBN-10 : 9781452129792
ISBN-13 : 1452129797
Rating : 4/5 (92 Downloads)

Synopsis Penguins Hate Stuff by : Greg Stones

From the adorable to the absurd, these playful paintings are a penguin lover’s delight. Penguins hate zombies. They also hate serpents, bad haircuts, sock monkeys, leprechauns, Halloween, oil rigs, vampire penguins, and mermaids. They really hate clowns, but they really like capes, balloons, and free vacations. This quirky collection reveals the discriminating tastes of these adorable flightless Antarctic birds who encounter odd foes (snow sharks, beavers, cowboys, samurai . . .), but still manage to enjoy the little things in life. With wit, humor, and the occasional alien invasion, Greg Stones’s paintings capture the playfully absurd life of penguins. Praise for Greg Stones “Stones’s panels have a cool way of collectively turning a grin into a chuckle (and perhaps, dare it be said, into a hearty guffaw).” —Publishers Weekly

Zombies Hate Stuff

Zombies Hate Stuff
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 66
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ISBN-10 : 9781452142951
ISBN-13 : 1452142955
Rating : 4/5 (51 Downloads)

Synopsis Zombies Hate Stuff by : Greg Stones

Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, moon penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don't mind Canadians, and love YOU. Each of Greg Stones's ghoulishly colorful paintings reveal funny and unexpected scenes of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that really riles up the walking dead (astronauts, rain, bagpipes, re-gifting, and more) with wit, humor, and, of course, brains. Zombies Hate Stuff offers an unexpected and irresistible perspective on the zombie apocalypse and the pop culture phenomenon that will not die.

Goodbye, Penguins

Goodbye, Penguins
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 1419668706
ISBN-13 : 9781419668708
Rating : 4/5 (06 Downloads)

Synopsis Goodbye, Penguins by : Greg Stones

Fifteen penguins disappear one by one.

Penguins Can't Fly

Penguins Can't Fly
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Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
Total Pages : 246
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ISBN-10 : 9781466878266
ISBN-13 : 1466878266
Rating : 4/5 (66 Downloads)

Synopsis Penguins Can't Fly by : Jason Kotecki

Life is supposed to be fun. We knew this instinctively as kids, but somehow forgot on the way to adulthood. We got busy and overwhelmed, started valuing things that don't matter, and learned to follow the rules that don't even exist: hate mondays only celebrate when the calendar gives you permission don't make a mess don't play hooky hide your weirdness hide your wrinkles care what other people think Following these so-called rules is a terrific way to stress you out, sap your energy, and ensure a boring life. But there's a better way. In his enlightening book, author and artist Jason Kotecki uncovers some of the most useless rules so you can shift perspective and start seeing the world with wonder once again. It's time to stop living by someone else's rules. Your life is a story, and a short one at that. Make it a good one.

Garden Gnomes Have Issues

Garden Gnomes Have Issues
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 67
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ISBN-10 : 9781452150734
ISBN-13 : 1452150737
Rating : 4/5 (34 Downloads)

Synopsis Garden Gnomes Have Issues by : Greg Stones

Garden gnomes may be small, but their problems are often very big. They have issues with snowmen, magnets, bubblegum, and mimes. They really enjoy romance, skinny-dipping, and paper airplanes, but they have major issues with watermelons, mousetraps, trampolines, and teddy bears—and through it all they especially love one special thing. Artist Greg Stones turns his popular, playful illustration style to the tiny troubles of these beloved characters, presenting their inner lives with a warm and witty sense of the absurd.

99 Stormtroopers Join the Empire

99 Stormtroopers Join the Empire
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 100
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ISBN-10 : 9781452167596
ISBN-13 : 1452167591
Rating : 4/5 (96 Downloads)

Synopsis 99 Stormtroopers Join the Empire by : Greg Stones

Ninety-nine Stormtroopers join the Empire, and then their troubles begin. One takes a lunch break in the carbon freezing chamber. Two underestimate a princess. One picks the wrong time to ask for a promotion. Another fails to show Jabba the proper respect. And one interrupts Lord Vader's private time, failing him for the last time. A lifelong Star Wars fan, Greg Stones brings a playful wit and sympathy for the plight of the troops as they meet their amusing ends, filling each colorfully painted scenario with fun Star Wars details and appearances by Han, Luke, Chewie, K-2SO, and many other characters. As the trooper count ticks down, how will the last one fare as he receives a very special assignment (on the Death Star)? © and TM Lucasfilm Ltd. Used Under Authorization

And Tango Makes Three

And Tango Makes Three
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 40
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ISBN-10 : 9781481460958
ISBN-13 : 1481460951
Rating : 4/5 (58 Downloads)

Synopsis And Tango Makes Three by : Justin Richardson

The heartwarming true story of two penguins who create a nontraditional family. At the penguin house at the Central Park Zoo, two penguins named Roy and Silo were a little bit different from the others. But their desire for a family was the same. And with the help of a kindly zookeeper, Roy and Silo got the chance to welcome a baby penguin of their very own.

Unicorn Being a Jerk

Unicorn Being a Jerk
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Publisher : Harper Collins
Total Pages : 126
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ISBN-10 : 9780062099006
ISBN-13 : 0062099000
Rating : 4/5 (06 Downloads)

Synopsis Unicorn Being a Jerk by : C. W. Moss

Mystical, gentle, magical . . . as if. You’ve obviously neverseen a unicorn in his natural habitat—those guys are jerks. CartoonistC. W. Moss reveals the less-than-wonderful side of the world’s most wondrouscreature in his hilarious series of single panel comics, UnicornBeing A Jerk. Take a gander at what these fantastical creaturesare really like, in comics like “Unicorn Being a Stalker,” “UnicornTrying to Peek at Breast-feeding Woman’s Nipple,” “Unicorn Denying theHolocaust,” and more. Readers of Moss’s online strip will love thesignificantly expanded book, which features what Moss describes as “a wholebunch of new illustrations,” in a collection perfect for fans of The Book ofBunny Suicides, Cyanide & Happiness, Penny Arcade and TheTruth about Chuck Norris.

Sock Monkeys Have Issues

Sock Monkeys Have Issues
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 1452140057
ISBN-13 : 9781452140056
Rating : 4/5 (57 Downloads)

Synopsis Sock Monkeys Have Issues by : Greg Stones

Sock Monkeys have issues with moths. They also have trouble with pterodactyls, home improvement projects, kittens (who tend to unravel them), and paparazzi. They really like bananas, jet packs, sock puppies, and romance, but have MAJOR issues with clowns, embarrassing relatives (King Kong), and gym socks. Through it all, they really adore one thing. Author of the breakout hit Zombies Hate Stuff, Greg Stones turns his popular, playfully absurd illustration style and subversive humor to the lovable but issue-fraught world of sock monkeys, detailing their inner lives and misadventures with a playful wit that will appeal to cheeky monkeys of all ages.

The Backup Bunny

The Backup Bunny
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Publisher : NorthSouth Books
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 0735842825
ISBN-13 : 9780735842823
Rating : 4/5 (25 Downloads)

Synopsis The Backup Bunny by : Abigail Rayner

Everybody needs a backup plan, especially when you lose your favorite toy. When Max loses his favorite toy—Bunny—his clever mom brings out the "backup bunny"—Fluffy—to save the day. Fluffy is thrilled to have the chance to play with Max, but is soon rejected by the observant child who notices that his ears are too new and perky. Can Fluffy find a way into his favorite boy's heart? The Backup Bunny will keep you laughing and inspire you to make room for another favorite story.