Own The Greatest Schitt's Creek Merchandise Available - The Famous Book From Season One! Experience the magic of Schitt's Creek for yourself with this replica copy of the book that Ted gives Alexis in Season One, Episode 9. Don't remember? Perhaps this Schitt's Creek quote may help: Ted: So, to get you more comfortable around animals...Alexis: Not a puppy, Ted!Ted: No. That'd be cruel to the puppy! This book has been designed to look exactly like the one on the show! It's perfect for those narcissistic loved ones who just need a little swift kick in the pants. Keep in mind, this is a REPLICA and not a real book. The book is modeled after the prop on the show and does NOT have any written content on the inside. The inside is devoid of plot, characters, story arc and denouement. It's largely devoid of anything save for page numbers and a little special surprise.... just like in the episode. If you're a fan of the show or know someone who is, this is quite possibly the perfect and most unique Schitt's Creek merchandise to give. To paraphrase Moira: Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican and pick up a copy today! BEWARE THE CROWENING!! **This is an UNAUTHORIZED reproduction of a book prop used on the show. It is in no way affiliated or endorsed by Schitt's Creek or Pop Media Group LLC.

There is a difference between acquiring and having a pet and opening one's heart to a pet. Open Your Heart with Pets explores this difference, helping you to get the most of your experience with your pet - or with someone else's if you are not able to have your own right now. This book will: Help you to understand the emotional, mental, and spiritual benefits of caring for a pet. Provide you with many resources to initiate and continue the heart-opening process throughout the pet's life and beyond. Assist you in understanding what pet is the best choice for you. Book jacket.

In this extraordinary book, the Andersons offer true stories about animals who all but prove the existence of miracles--and whose unconditional love has healed their human companions during their darkest hours.

This heartwarming collection reveals the loyalty, companionship, sacrifice, and small miracles that define the depth and timelessness of the human-animal bond.

In a book aimed at advocates, the author argues that in order to end animal cruelty, activists need to better understand the profound emotional attachment many people have with animals.

A heart can be hopeful, or silly, or happy. A heart can be rugged, or snappy, or lonely. A heart holds every different feeling, and debut author-artist Michael Hall captures each one with a delicate touch. For each feeling, the bold, graphic artwork creates an animal out of heart shapes, from "eager as a beaver" to "angry as a bear" to "thoughtful as an owl." An accessible and beautiful debut, My Heart Is Like a Zoo is everything a classic picture book should be: honest, sincere, and speaking directly to even the very youngest child. Ages: 0 - 5

Come view our world through a different lens; a lens that reveals our Oneness. Patricia Brooks has had some unusual encounters with different animals. Some were scary, some were awe-inspiring, almost all of them were startling, and none of them were invited. At first, she thought these encounters were strange but ultimately random. As the number of animals Patricia came across increased, she was forced to reassess the phenomenon. These could not be chance occurrences. Patricia was not running into them; these animals were visiting her instead. Upon reflection and self discovery, Patricia realized that the animals, acting as animal totems, were Divine communication and had great meaning for her. Join Patricia on an emotional journey from great sadness to finding joy through understanding her true spiritual Self.

If animals could tell us about themselves, using our scientific knowledge, if they could tell us about the way they live, the special way they are made and many details about their individual design - what they would say would be unique praise to the Creator. Did you know that while in flight, the sparrow's heart can beat up to 760 times per minute? Or that a baby blue whale grows at a rate of 7.28 pounds an hour while it's nursing, a grand total of 17 tons by the end of the nursing stage? How about that glow worms have a light output efficiency of 100% as compared to only 4% for our incandescent bulbs? Dr. Werner Gitt, one of the foremost creationist speakers in the world, uses his scientific expertise in this book to show the unique design features of some of God's most captivating creations. All people, young and old, layperson or expert, will be able to understand and enjoy this straightforward book. Told from the perspective of the animals being described, If Animals Could Talk clearly shows the impossibility of life without design. Dr. Gitt uses simple language to provoke a sense of wonder and awe at the marvelous design of the Creator.

In Saints of Feather and Fang, writer and lifelong animal lover Caryn Rivadeneira explores the ways that animals--from the pets in our homes to the mysterious creatures of the deep--serve as spiritual guides for our hearts, minds, and souls. Rivadeneira offers whimsical and theological reflections on delight, instinct, adaptation, fear, and awe.

Kim Sheridan grew up with animals as her constant companions. Each time she faced the death of a beloved animal, along with the pain came the same questions, to which she could find no answers. Then, mysterious things began to happen that she couldn't explain, which led her on an incredible journey to uncover the truth. Along with her own extraordinary experiences, she compiled heartwarming and meaningful true stories of everyday people around the world, and discovered compelling evidence that forever erased her own doubts about an afterlife for animals. This book provides enormous comfort and reassurance to anyone who has ever cherished an animal, and food for thought for anyone who has ever questioned the place of these beloved creatures in the larger scheme of things, both here on Earth and beyond.