Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Make the most of all your new free time with Officially Retired, a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. Put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting little book.

Cheers to retirement! Embrace the joy and laughter of your newfound freedom with Officially Retired. This hilarious collection of quotes and quips is the perfect companion for anyone navigating the adventures of post-nine-to-five life. Celebrate surviving the nine to five with this hilarious collection of quotes, quips and statements Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Whether you have grand plans to travel the world or want to move into the slow lane, you can now enjoy trading in the work grind for doing whatever you want to do. Make the most of all your new free time with Officially Retired, a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. In this delightful little book, you will find witty observations on all aspects of retirement, including: - Embracing sleeping in and banishing the alarm clock - The challenges of keeping up with technology - The fleeing hair follicles - Being the only person happy on a Monday Perfect for anyone who wants to find humor in their golden years, or as a gift for someone about to escape the rat race, this little book is here to provide laughter and fun during your seven-day weekends. It's time to put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting little book.

Looking for a retirement gift for your husband? Is your better half retiring in 2018 or 2019? This funny officially retired blank lined note book will make an awesome gift for the retired Policeman, Military Man or Teacher who now has to answer to his wife 120 Pages High Quality Paper 6

Retirement Guest Book in Gold and Black is the perfect choice for a retirement party. Features: Room for hundreds of guests to write memories to the retiree Retirement gift tracker for Thank You cards to be sent Pretty gold and black matte cover Quality white sheets for guests to write on Convenient and function size of 8.25 X 8.25 inches 110 pages Great gift for the retiree to use as a memory book

Retirement is a whole new adventure! This funny retirement journal will help you to record your adventures. Features 7x10 size, with 110 numbered pages. Contains a Table of Contents so you can see at a glance the list of places you've been, adventures you've taken, things you've tried, or as a bucket list. Perfect gift for anyone retiring from their jobs who are ready for the next stage of their lives. If you're looking for funny and useful retirement gifts for women or men, this journal will be a great present.

The Legend Has Officially Retired... Journal - 6x9 - 100 Pages - College Ruled Blank Lined - Glossy Softback Cover Retirement Novelty: This Funny Senior Men design would make an incredible gift for Grandmothers, Grandfathers And Pensioner fans. Amazing The Legend Has Retired illustrative work with Cool Retired Men. Act now & get your new favorite Retirement artwork or gift it to family & friends. 100 college ruled blank lined duo sided bright white pages 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...) High quality glossy softbound cover designed with love Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, back to school, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, graduation gifts, co-workers, boss gift, gift baskets, ...

Surprise new retirees with this hilarious and pawsitively adorable gift book full of funny sayings and retirement wishes—a perfect going-away gift for those lucky coworkers, bosses, friends, family, and more! Kick back and relax into full-time retired life with some dogs that already know how to live the good life in this funny, utterly adorable and giftable retirement book. Inside you’ll find hard-working (and hardly working) pups to inspire, admire—and just plain make you laugh—paired with quotes and sayings all about making the most of the best years of your life, including: - “No work and all play.” - “Life’s a beach when you’re retired.” - “What do you call a person who’s happy on a Monday? Retired.” - “No more alarm clocks, just dream schedules.” Shake off those sad goodbyes with this beautiful, hardcover collection of dogs on permanent vacation—the perfect gift for the new retiree in your life!

The Legend Has Officially Retired... Journal - Notebook - 6x9 - 100 Pages - Graph Paper 5x5 - Glossy Softback Cover Amazing The Legend Has Retired illustrative work with Cool Retired Men. Act now & get your new favorite Retirement artwork or gift it to family & friends. 100 duo sided bright white pages 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...) High quality glossy softbound cover designed with love Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, back to school, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, graduation gifts, co-workers, boss gift, gift baskets, ...

Time to say goodbye! Retire in style with this beautiful guest book. There's room for 320 guests to sign their names and record their well-wishes. In years from now, you'll flick through this book and remember the wonderful time you had with your family and friends. Features: 80 guest pages (for up to 320 guests) 10 gift log pages 10 blank special memories pages High-quality soft cover binding

Surprise new retirees with this hilarious and pawsitively adorable gift book full of funny sayings and retirement wishes—a perfect going-away gift for those lucky coworkers, bosses, friends, family, and more! Kick back and relax into full-time retired life with some dogs that already know how to live the good life in this funny, utterly adorable and giftable retirement book. Inside you’ll find hard-working (and hardly working) pups to inspire, admire—and just plain make you laugh—paired with quotes and sayings all about making the most of the best years of your life, including: - “No work and all play.” - “Life’s a beach when you’re retired.” - “What do you call a person who’s happy on a Monday? Retired.” - “No more alarm clocks, just dream schedules.” Shake off those sad goodbyes with this beautiful, hardcover collection of dogs on permanent vacation—the perfect gift for the new retiree in your life!