Now You Shut Op is a story about a two-year-old little boy who has very little vocabulary and doesnt like to be told what to do. Because he was named after his dad, he at the age of one year old didnt know he had a name. His mom thought that he was super smart for his age, so she decided to put him in Head Start. But to her surprise, he wasnt as ready as she thought. He started wetting on himself after he had to use a different bathroom from what he was use to using at home. For the summer, his mother decided to take a road trip down South to visit her relatives and so they can see her precious little two-year-old. But he wasnt as excited as she had hoped he would be and didnt like to be told what to do by her family, and whenever they said anything to him, he would tell them to shut op. He couldnt even say shut up but rather shut op. He became very excited when he saw his mothers aunt, Aunt Queenie. He had mistaken her for his favorite character.

A respected journalist describes the abuse he suffered at the hands of a close family relative, the effect this had on his formative years and how he overcame the anger and self-doubt it left behind.

The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Offers one hundred concise methods of surviving dangerous situations based on the skills of military special forces operatives, covering such topics as evading ambushes, escaping confinement, and winning a knife fight.

Eve Warren made a sworn promise—she'd never tell the FBI her real connection to mob informant Charlie Fowler. When he's found dead, we-have-ways-to-make-you-talk agent Sam McDonough wants to know everything. But as the gruff, gorgeous G-man escorts Eve from the Yukon for questioning, their chopper is shot down, crashing in the frozen Canadian wilderness. Suddenly, Sam's memory is gone—and he's not the same man. Sam doesn't remember much, but he trusts this "angel" by his side. As he and Eve battle the elements—and dangerous thugs determined to kill them both—he knows their survival depends on the most tentative trust…and huddling very close together for warmth.