No Smiling Allowed

No Smiling Allowed
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ISBN-10 : 1734126191
ISBN-13 : 9781734126198
Rating : 4/5 (91 Downloads)

Synopsis No Smiling Allowed by : Julia Bendis

No Smiling Allowed

No Smiling Allowed
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Total Pages : 150
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ISBN-10 : 1734126108
ISBN-13 : 9781734126105
Rating : 4/5 (08 Downloads)

Synopsis No Smiling Allowed by : Julia Bendis

Grandma started running around with a metal pot, asking all the neighborhood kids to sit and pee in it. That's a sight I will never forget. She was a tough Ukrainian Jew that survived the war, so no kid wanted to ask questions. They just sat on it and peed in that pot. No Smiling allowed is a comedic take on life in the former Soviet Union, as an immigrant in America. Julia Bendis has compiled many years of funny stories about her old-fashioned and traditional Russian parents, their understanding of how life works in the United States, their hilarious adventures, and her own younger generation's view of what it was like to blend in as a weird-looking kid from Russia. The book follows Julia and her family from their life in Riga, Latvia, which was part of the former Soviet Union, through their move to California and all the adventures in between. Who knew that assimilation in a new country could have so many hilarious twists and turns?

No Laughing, No Smiling, No Giggling

No Laughing, No Smiling, No Giggling
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Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 0374318298
ISBN-13 : 9780374318291
Rating : 4/5 (98 Downloads)

Synopsis No Laughing, No Smiling, No Giggling by : James Stevenson

A hilarious encore to Don't Make Me Laugh No laughing or smiling or giggling -- Mr. Frimdimpny doesn't like it. He's the crocodile in charge of this book, and he never laughs. Follow his rules or else! This humorously subversive picture book invites brave readers to join Freddy Fafnaffer, the pig, in disobeying the bossy Mr. Frindimpny, in three comic acts. The first presents Mr. Freshley Prest Panz, Jr., who is about to receive the prize for best-dressed man in the world. The second act features the World's Tiniest Circus, definitely worth the price of admission. Act three starts with the warning NEVER take a red balloon to a fancy concert -- but someone ignores this advice. Remember, no laughing!

No Reading Allowed

No Reading Allowed
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Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages : 43
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ISBN-10 : 9781728239262
ISBN-13 : 1728239265
Rating : 4/5 (62 Downloads)

Synopsis No Reading Allowed by : Raj Haldar

A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup

Life

Life
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Total Pages : 1130
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ISBN-10 : MINN:31951000583879G
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (9G Downloads)

Synopsis Life by : John Ames Mitchell

Life

Life
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Total Pages : 560
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ISBN-10 : WISC:89063018188
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (88 Downloads)

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We Have Always Lived in the Castle

We Have Always Lived in the Castle
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Total Pages : 188
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ISBN-10 : UCAL:$B399347
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Rating : 4/5 (47 Downloads)

Synopsis We Have Always Lived in the Castle by : Shirley Jackson

We Have Always Lived in the Castle is a deliciously unsettling novel about a perverse, isolated, and possibly murderous family and the struggle that ensues when a cousin arrives at their estate.

Empty Smiles

Empty Smiles
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 225
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ISBN-10 : 9780593109205
ISBN-13 : 0593109201
Rating : 4/5 (05 Downloads)

Synopsis Empty Smiles by : Katherine Arden

New York Times bestselling author Katherine Arden thrills once again in the finale to the critically acclaimed, bone-chilling quartet that began with Small Spaces. Now in paperback. It’s been three months since Ollie made a daring deal with the smiling man to save those she loved, and then vanished without a trace. The smiling man promised Coco, Brian and Phil, that they’d have a chance to save her, but as time goes by, they begin to worry that the smiling man has lied to them and Ollie is gone forever. But then a terrified and rambling boy who went missing at a nearby traveling carnival appears with a message for the trio from the mysterious man who took him: Play if you dare. Game on! The smiling man has finally made his move. Now it’s Coco, Brian, and Phil’s turn to make theirs. And they know just where to start. The traveling carnival is coming to Evansburg. Meanwhile, Ollie is trapped in the world behind the mist, learning the horrifying secrets of the smiling man's carnival, and trying everything to help her friends find her. Brian, Coco and Phil will risk everything to rescue Ollie—but they all soon realize this game is much more dangerous than the ones before. This time the smiling man is playing for keeps.

The Teeth May Smile But the Heart Does Not Forget

The Teeth May Smile But the Heart Does Not Forget
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Publisher : Macmillan
Total Pages : 386
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ISBN-10 : 0805079653
ISBN-13 : 9780805079654
Rating : 4/5 (53 Downloads)

Synopsis The Teeth May Smile But the Heart Does Not Forget by : Andrew Rice

From Rwanda to Sierra Leone, African countries recovering from tyranny and war are facing an impossible dilemma: to overlook past atrocities for the sake of peace or to seek catharsis through tribunals and truth commissions. In this work, Rice reports on Idi Amin's legacy and the limits of reconciliation.

We Are All So Good at Smiling

We Are All So Good at Smiling
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Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
Total Pages : 252
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ISBN-10 : 9781250780393
ISBN-13 : 125078039X
Rating : 4/5 (93 Downloads)

Synopsis We Are All So Good at Smiling by : Amber McBride

They Both Die at the End meets The Bell Jar in this haunting, beautiful young adult novel-in-verse about clinical depression and healing from trauma, from National Book Award Finalist Amber McBride. Whimsy is back in the hospital for treatment of clinical depression. When she meets a boy named Faerry, she recognizes they both have magic in the marrow of their bones. And when Faerry and his family move to the same street, the two start to realize that their lifelines may have twined and untwined many times before. They are both terrified of the forest at the end of Marsh Creek Lane. The Forest whispers to Whimsy. The Forest might hold the answers to the part of Faerry he feels is missing. They discover the Forest holds monsters, fairy tales, and pain that they have both been running from for 11 years.