Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in this hilarious send-up of Twilight. After witnessing a number of strange events Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

Count the lights and, through die-cut pages, find out which vehicle they belong to.

Every night, tiny stars appear out of the darkness in little Sandy's bedroom. She catches them and creates wonderful creatures to play with until she falls asleep, and in the morning brings them back to life in the whimsical drawings that cover her room. One day, Morfie, a mysterious pale girl, appears at school. And she knows all about Sandy's drawings... Nightlights is a beautiful story about fear, insecurity, and creativity, from the enchanting imagination of Lorena Alvarez.

Night Light's quotations, reflections, and simple prayers ease the loneliness, fear, and anxiety that can burden our nights so we can wake up and meet each new day refreshed and inspired. Remember how comforting it felt, as a child, to fall asleep with a night-light glowing in the dark? Our Night Light is a collection of meditations that helps us remember how our Higher Power is like a comforting, ever-present light in our lives. These nightly readings can help us learn to trust the spiritual light within us for strength, comfort, and guidance.

Includes "issues index."

Perfect for bedtime snuggles! When the sun sets, The Little Prince and his friend the Fox watch the spectacle of the stars in the sky and prepare to sleep. Widely read and universally cherished by children and adults alike. The book has a built-in moon shaped nightlight that emits a soft light when pressed and uses replaceable batteries. Nightlight turns off after 30 seconds. Built-in nightlight that uses replaceable batteries; Timeless and enchanting tale of a little prince; Classic artwork; This story will capture the hearts of readers of all ages.

Secrets are revealed, truths are unearthed and relationships blossom in this beautifully written memoir of one woman's family. When Janine was 15 her mother died of cancer. Whilst at college, she learnt that her father was dying of full blown AIDS. Inspired to understand her past, Janine finally discovered a powerful like between her father and herself.

This book and night light makes bedtime a fun, friendly experience for little sleepyheads. Children will love the rhyming story -- and the soft glow of Goodnight Bear will help ease them into dreamland. The light stays on for about 15 minutes then automatically turns off. It's the perfect way to say, "Sweet dreams.

Two little bears, Aurora Mae and Borealis Burl, awake in the night to discover something amazing in the sky - the glorious northern lights.