Bob Deaton takes a whimsical look back at the hazards of growing up clueless in Indiana in the 1950s. It is a gonzo take on a time and place in which vomiting in a grade school cafeteria is a political act, prom dresses are impenetrable fortresses of taffeta and rebar, and a cigar-smoking dentist favors conspiracy theories but not anesthesia. Zealous summer camp chaplains routinely recruit Manchurian Candidates for Jesus, but basketball reigns supreme as the real state religion. Even churches field teams, but at their own peril, for a defeat on the court is not without serious theological consequences: "St. Marys 55 First Methodist 49, Meatless Fridays Commence for Methodists on March 3!"Everyone burned their trash in fifty-five gallon drums out in the alley, and any kid with a quarter could score a pack of unfiltered Luckies from a vending machine. Dogs roamed free to forage and fight and copulate and form packs and establish hierarchies, and aside from TV and retirement plans, they were just like everyone else in Middle America, navigating life without a map."Never Say Excuse Me Louder Than You Burp" lives in that sweet spot where Jean Shepherd, Garrison Keillor and David Sedaris come to play and it wont put our eye out!

Etiquettes and Manners for Children Etiquette for children is important as it helps them develop social skills, respect for others, and confidence in various situations. Here are some key etiquette tips for children: Polite Greetings: Teach your child to greet others with a simple "hello" or "good morning/afternoon" when meeting someone, including adults and peers. Use of Please and Thank You: Encourage your child to use "please" when making requests and "thank you" when receiving something or being helped. Table Manners: Teach basic table manners such as sitting properly, using utensils correctly, chewing with their mouth closed, and not interrupting others while they are eating or speaking. Respecting Personal Space: Help your child understand the concept of personal space and the importance of not invading others' personal boundaries. Listening Skills: Teach them to listen attentively when others are speaking, wait for their turn to speak, and not interrupt conversations. Sharing and Taking Turns: Encourage sharing toys and taking turns during playtime to foster cooperation and empathy. Handling Disagreements: Teach them to resolve conflicts peacefully by using words to express their feelings and finding compromises rather than resorting to physical actions or tantrums. Phone and Video Call Etiquette: If your child uses phones or participates in video calls, teach them to answer politely, speak clearly, and not to interrupt or talk over others. Respecting Elders: Instil the value of respecting elders by teaching your child to address them politely (e.g., Mr., Mrs., Miss) unless instructed otherwise. Gratitude and Apologies: Encourage your child to apologize when they make a mistake or hurt someone unintentionally, and to express gratitude when receiving help or gifts. Public Behaviour: Teach appropriate behaviour in public places, such as not running around in restaurants or stores, and being mindful of others around them. Self-care: Teach basic hygiene practices such as covering their mouth when coughing or sneezing, washing hands before eating, and using tissues appropriately. Internet Etiquette: As children use digital devices, teach them about internet safety, the importance of kindness in online interactions, and the consequences of cyberbullying. Graciousness in Winning and Losing: Teach your child to be gracious whether they win or lose in games or competitions, emphasizing good sportsmanship. Role Modelling: Children often learn by example, so model good manners and etiquette in your own behaviour, as they are likely to emulate what they see. By teaching children these etiquettes early on and reinforcing them consistently, you help them develop into considerate, respectful, and confident individuals who can navigate social situations with ease.

Homer’s Iliad, the classic tale of love and revenge, is shrewdly retold for teens in Troy High. Narrated by Cassie, a shy outsider at Troy High, the story follows the Trojans and Spartans as they declare war on the football field. After the beautiful Elena—who used to be the captain of the Spartan cheerleaders—transfers to Troy High and falls madly in love with Cassie’s brother Perry, the Spartans vow that the annual homecoming game will never be forgotten. Off the football field, an escalating prank war fuels tensions between the schools. The stakes are raised when Cassie is forced to choose between the boy she loves (a Spartan) and loyalty to her family and school. Troy High will seduce readers with its cast of mythic proportions.

Nine years ago, Alex Sinclair pledged an oath to the Duke of Chatham promising to serve and protect his illegitimate daughter, Lucy FitzHarris. Now the duke unexpectedly takes Alex up on his vow, offering the future Laird of Balforss his daughter’s hand in marriage. Only hotheaded Alex has difficulty convincing Lucy—who would rather starve to death than marry a vulgar Scot—to go through with the arranged marriage. Once Lucy arrives in Scotland, she cannot resist the magic of Balforss or the allure of her handsome Highland warrior. But when Alex seemingly betrays Lucy right before their wedding, she is tricked into running away. Alex must rein in his temper to rescue his lady from unforeseen danger and Lucy must swallow her pride if she hopes to wed the Highlander she has come to love. Each book in The Highlanders of Balforss series is STANDALONE: * Tying the Scot * Betting the Scot * Forgetting the Scot * Saving the Scot

"When Annabel's mother abruptly leaves her with her two mysterious aunts, she is thrust into a magical side of Victorian London she never knew existed and discovers that she is the key to saving it from an evil wizard bent on destroying all good magic"--

Welcome to the year 2112. Religion and technology have been leveraged to control the minds and lives of humankind. Truth is a lie. Oppression is the rule. 2112: The living spirit of Almighty Harold asserts its power in Megadon. The new Vice Chancellor, Thomas O. Ryan, races to save David Lifeson and Mal from the lethal Colonel-become-Bishop Compaq. Surgeon General Wang kidnaps David's mother, Magenta, without any idea who or what she truly is or the danger she represents. Uncle Robert delves into a mysterious file containing a journal describing his brother Billy's perilous journey through the black hole of Cygnus X-1. 2047: Michael Lifeson defends teenaged Harold from assassination attempts while Maggie and Robert strike out to unravel the true motives of the young religious leader and discover in New Imperial Japan the roots of a dark plot with earth-shattering implications. Inspired by the works of Rush, Red Star 3: Ascendance continues the saga told in Red Star: Sacred Cities and Red Star 2: Duty and Destiny, and is sure to thrill Rush-fans and sci-fi readers alike. THIS WORK HAS NOT BEEN ENDORSED BY RUSH

Lizzie is an ordinary teenage witch living in the quaint coven of Harvest Moon. Well, normal if you exclude having to counter a menopausal mother’s spells and living with a narcissistic but popular twin sister. Weeks before Lizzie and her sister come into their full powers, their Mom drops a bombshell that sends the twins’ lives into a whirlwind. Their family has a history of dark magic. Things take a serious turn when Lizzie is plagued with nightmarish dreams that drain her magic. After a capricious spirit guide suddenly makes an appearance, Lizzie’s mom and Grams wonder if they really are dreams or maybe premonitions. Will Lizzie’s Mom and Grams protect her and her sister from the lingering enticement of the evil darkness? Find out by diving into Kindred Souls, first of the Kindred series.

The Sunday Dinner Cookbook revives family dinner with nostalgic menus throughout the year! Designed for a new and inventive meal for any week of the year, The Sunday Dinner Cookbook brings back classic and nostalgic meals to the modern family! This charming cookbook organizes the weeks of the year with corresponding meal options, encompassing ideas for the whole family that can be mixed and matched throughout for unlimited possibilities. Inside this book, you’ll find: 52 menus, each with an entrée, side dishes, and desserts; entire meals planned for you! Holiday-inspired menus, from New Year's Day to Christmas (and special occasions in between) How to set a table and proper table etiquette Tips for the care and keeping of your cookware Featuring more than 250 recipes, make family event planning easy helpful tips and tricks of decor, as well as advice for lovely dinner manners and conversation.