Never Kick a Cow Chip on a Hot Day

Never Kick a Cow Chip on a Hot Day
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Publisher : Morgan James Publishing
Total Pages : 160
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ISBN-10 : 9781630477219
ISBN-13 : 1630477214
Rating : 4/5 (19 Downloads)

Synopsis Never Kick a Cow Chip on a Hot Day by : Todd Ordal

CEOs and other leaders can find leadership advice from the likes of Martha Stewart, Steve Jobs, Tony Soprano, Jack Welsh, Oprah and even Jesus. They can read about how to lead by serving, by leaning in, by becoming great rather than merely good and by breaking all of the rules. While the stories of the rise and fall of the mighty (and the Almighty) demonstrate valuable lessons, the implied message is that you too can be the next Martha or Steve or Jack. Only in Garrison Kiellor’s mythical Lake Wobegon are all of the women strong, the men good looking, the children above average and the CEOs god-like. What is missing? Real lessons for real leaders in real language. Todd Ordal is a former business leader with 25 years in management roles who led teams as large as 7,000 employees, was CEO of several companies and has served on over 10 boards of directors. He did a lot of good work in those roles and also made a lot of mistakes. Todd now helps other CEOs and executives lead better, profit more and sleep more soundly at night---usually without narcotics! Todd’s clients are successful business people, but they are not rock stars, untouchables or even god-like. They work hard, they are emotionally intelligent, they want to win and they want to run an ethical business that is a great place to work. In other words, they are “real” and they want real lessons on leadership, not platitudes, parables or posturing. If you want to learn the real lessons to become a successful “real” CEO start here!

Humour for All Ages, Occasions and Celebrations

Humour for All Ages, Occasions and Celebrations
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Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages : 527
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ISBN-10 : 9781483646053
ISBN-13 : 148364605X
Rating : 4/5 (53 Downloads)

Synopsis Humour for All Ages, Occasions and Celebrations by : Mel Bergstresser

Have you ever been in a situation where you searched for some humor or wanted to share something humorous with someone and couldnt think of anything or didnt have any humorous sources handy? I have been in this situation many, many times when I wanted to share some personal humor and suitable joke or some interesting story for use as a Master of Ceremonies, so I decided to develop a collection of not only humor but also puns, interesting stories etc., covering 36 subjects that could be used for almost every occasion possible. Enjoy the last of the funny, weird, but good clean jokes, puns and interesting stories!

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Canada, Eh

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Canada, Eh
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 377
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ISBN-10 : 9781607106036
ISBN-13 : 1607106035
Rating : 4/5 (36 Downloads)

Synopsis Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Canada, Eh by : Bathroom Readers' Institute

PGW Uncle John's taking the plunge . . . into the Great White North! Raincoast Hey, Canada! Uncle John salutes you! For 25 years, Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader has been wildly popular in Canada, so we decided to dedicate an entire edition to our friends in the Great White North--even though much of the continental U.S. is north of Canada’s southernmost point. That misconception--and a whole lot more--is revealed in this loving ode to a friendly nation with a colorful history and some of the most beautiful scenery in the world. Whether you’re a true Canuck, or just always wanted to be one, Yukon count on us to deliver great bathroom reading! Read about… * Stealing the Stanley Cup (literally) * The origins of Tim Hortons and Kraft dinners * Jellied moose nose and other Canadian delicacies * Move over Napa: the story of Canadian “ice wine” * The government’s secret official UFO division * Canada’s homegrown rock ’n’ roll bands * All about those dam beavers * The answer to Canada’s most burning question: Does Santa Claus really have his own postal code? And much, much more!

Laughter in a Time of Turmoil

Laughter in a Time of Turmoil
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Publisher : Wipf and Stock Publishers
Total Pages : 188
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ISBN-10 : 9781621892021
ISBN-13 : 1621892026
Rating : 4/5 (21 Downloads)

Synopsis Laughter in a Time of Turmoil by : Richard P. Olson

Here's a different angle on humor--it can be a spiritual practice, an expression of a theology of joy, hope, and grace. Humor is so valuable, for it offers self-care, healing, and renewal, precious gifts in times of pressure and tension. Olson begins by telling of three unforgettable friends who lived their lives with joy and zest--a practice that opened doors and aided their own sense of well-being. Playfully, he continues by exploring the known benefits of humor. Next considered is the amazing variety of humor in the Bible, a basic theology of a laughing God, and the caring ethic of humor that emerges from this theology. Finally, there is a discussion of how this practice of humor enriches worship, caregiving, and administration. Laughter in a Time of Turmoil draws to a close considering spiritual disciplines/practices and why humor belongs among these practices. Suggestions are then offered on how to grow in this spiritual practice. Discussion questions are provided for each chapter to help groups enjoy their conversations about the book. This book will help you think and laugh, or laugh and think (take your pick) and then be on your way rejoicing.

e-Jeanne: 2004 (Part Two: July through December)

e-Jeanne: 2004 (Part Two: July through December)
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Publisher : Lulu.com
Total Pages : 485
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ISBN-10 : 9781300759867
ISBN-13 : 1300759860
Rating : 4/5 (67 Downloads)

Synopsis e-Jeanne: 2004 (Part Two: July through December) by : Jeanne Halsey

e-Jeanne was a precursor of currently popular ?blogs, ? although we called her an ?e-zine.? She was assembled early in the morning (right after my morning devotions ? in fact, I realize that many of my morning devotions somehow crept into the e-Editorials), and then forwarded by e-mail to over 300 people all around the world. I did this two or three days a week for 10 years. Like I said, maybe I am a little crazy. ... 2004 was a lengthy year, filled with commentary about the impending American Presidential Election (yes, George W. Bush won again), fluctuating health issues, and much sharing of prayer requests and praise reports among the faithful and beloved Readers. 2004 was so long that I had to split it into two books; this is Part Two, covering July through December. Like its sister books, e-Jeanne: 2004 (Part Two) comes out looking like a fair-sized phone book; you?ll need strong arms and strong hands to hold it while reading ... and I strongly suggest you have a sturdy bookmark.

Blow Your Blues Away

Blow Your Blues Away
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Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages : 539
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ISBN-10 : 9781465321909
ISBN-13 : 146532190X
Rating : 4/5 (09 Downloads)

Synopsis Blow Your Blues Away by : Lulu De Zulu

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Open Fire: J. Golden Kimball Takes on the South

Open Fire: J. Golden Kimball Takes on the South
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Publisher : Cedar Fort Publishing & Media
Total Pages : 241
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ISBN-10 : 9781462102440
ISBN-13 : 1462102441
Rating : 4/5 (40 Downloads)

Synopsis Open Fire: J. Golden Kimball Takes on the South by : Scott M. Hurst

In this fast paced story filled with holy hi-jinx and missionary mayhem, Golden squares off with his characteristic cowboy sense of humor against everything from spiteful preachers to the threat of death at the hands of the terrible Ku Klux Klan. Join Golden as he takes on the South with these unbelievable but true stories.

Jokes, Quotes, and Other Assorted Things

Jokes, Quotes, and Other Assorted Things
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Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages : 546
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ISBN-10 : 9781456825010
ISBN-13 : 1456825011
Rating : 4/5 (10 Downloads)

Synopsis Jokes, Quotes, and Other Assorted Things by : Stephen Motway

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E-Mail Humor

E-Mail Humor
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Publisher : Trafford Publishing
Total Pages : 150
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ISBN-10 : 9781412047456
ISBN-13 : 1412047455
Rating : 4/5 (56 Downloads)

Synopsis E-Mail Humor by : Louis G. Morton

Excellent source of humor for speeches, writings, sermons, etc.

White Plains

White Plains
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Publisher : Conundrum Press
Total Pages : 267
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ISBN-10 : 9781942280408
ISBN-13 : 1942280408
Rating : 4/5 (08 Downloads)

Synopsis White Plains by : David Hicks

Flynn Hawkins is a graduate assistant at a prestigious university, on his way to greatness and wisdom. But in the aftermath of 9/11, Flynn leaves his wife and children, resigns his teaching position and heads west, only to get lost in his guilt and in the mountains of Colorado. When he ends up stuck overnight in a snow drift during a blizzard on the Continental Divide, he realizes he needs to remake himself into the kind of man his children need him to be.With wit and insight, David Hicks turns a compassionate but unblinking eye on what it means to be human—to be lost while putting yourself back together again, to be cowardly while being brave, to fail and fail again on the way to something that might be success.