A Rabelaisian collection of prose and poesy as recalled by that Old Curmudgeon, Grampa. The stories, limericks and one-liners range from rather bland to quite blue. Many Golden Oldies are included in the book. Warning:This collection is definitely not for children.

What keeps you up at night? For one woman, finding her lover the perfect Christmas gift is challenging, until she borrows a friend's sex toy catalog. Now the question isn't what to buy but what not to try. . . She's never been a woman for one night stands. But a quick, hot fling with an utterly gorgeous stranger is a chance to prove that a woman should never say never to delicious satisfaction. . . An evening of dancing with her husband turns into sumptuous ecstasy on the ride home . . . and if the limousine driver wants to watch, maybe he should pull over . . . A beautiful princess just can't seem to find a man to satisfy her, until she meets a stable hand who teaches her just how good a wild ride can be. . . In her steamy follow-up to the bestselling Naughty Bedtime Stories, Joan Elizabeth Lloyd proves that there's no one better in bed.

Take this to bed. The anthology that brings every conceivable fantasy to life. He's a psychic. She's got a dirty mind. They were made for each other. A beauty has met a stranger in the woods. She calls him the Beast. She has good reason. He's left his mark. How far will a woman go when she comes upon the ultimate sex toy? How much ecstasy can her body withstand? When a chambermaid misbehaves in the Eros Hotel, she must be punished. With pleasure. What becomes of a woman in black leather, stilettos, and a collar? What she always wanted to be. And nineteen more scorching stories to be read alone, together, or to each other-from the reigning queen of hot fiction.

Christmas scandal is comin' to town… He'd better watch out. Because she's not at all shy. She's looking for a bad boy And he's just the guy! She's making a list Because her life needs some spice And he's gonna show her How being naughty is nice… It's almost Christmas, and fashion-obsessive librarian Jade Carson is stuck. Stuck with her family, stuck in the town of Diablo Glen and stuck in her lousy life. Then superhot bad-boy detective Diego Salvador roars into town, looking for a criminal known as "the panty thief." And Jade decides—right then and there—that the only panties he'll be touching are hers….

A mix of social history and the funny, wild adventures of a boy growing up in the new town of Hemel Hempstead through the post-war 1950s to the disco era of the 1970s: anecdotes about how things were then. Discover what our schooling was like then, how he played freely in the open fields, who the odd numbers were, and why he had an obsession with science fiction and airguns. These are the Salad days of the Newtown Naughty Boy.

Tales of Rain by Natalia Dmitrieva is a book that will give you a magic of very simple things, it will erase the shroud of the mundane, allow you to see the world in even brighter colors... How much goodness and coziness there is in this book! You can’t help but wish it rained more! Let’s hear the tales of rain! – these are some of the reviews of the first readers to the book you are now holding in your hands.Turn over the pages and listen to the wise and gentle rustle... This book will interest a baby, a teenager and a wise, experienced adult. It will become a strong bridge that will help a child and an adult to better understand each other’s worlds. Try it!The publishing layout has been saved in PDF A4 format.В формате PDF A4 сохранен издательский макет.

In book seven of the Dufort Dynasty series by bestselling author Juliette N Banks, Amelia Dufort, a wealthy artist, falls for a dashing man during the festive season only to discover he is hiding a heartbreaking secret. Amelia Dufort There I was, a glass of Cristal in my hand at an art gallery, minding my own business. Next minute I’m in his bed. Those ten days over Christmas were the happiest, most romantic, and without doubt the most sexually intimate of my life. My heart bursting with love. My body alive with his touch. Jack Rutherford. The sexy and powerful bachelor, and US senator, had stolen my heart. Until the truth slid to the surface destroying everything in a single moment. Jack The moment I laid eyes on Amelia I knew I had to have her. Own her. Consume her. I’m an influential man, but because of her surname, she’s not easily impressed by power. So with every smile I earn, and every blush I garner I feel like Superman. I want this woman. I mean to make her mine. Then my past mistakes catch up with me and I thought I had time to fix it. I was wrong. Now, I must decide what’s more important; Amelia, or exposing my blackmailers and destroying my high-profile career? Naughty Festivities is book seven in the steamy Dufort Dynasty series. It's part billionaire, part romantic suspense, and will appeal to readers who like spicy books with a strong storyline, sexy powerful heroes, witty dialogue, heart-clenching moments, and a delicious happy ever after. Keywords: billionaire, ceo, office, alpha strong heroine, vampire romance, soul mates, fated mates, instalove, romance novel, sexy book, sexy romance book, steamy romance novel, friends to lover, mature heroine romance, alpha hero reads, military romance, instant love, romcom, romantic suspense, office romance, holiday romance, New York romance, enemies to lovers, friends to lovers, alpha hero, alphahole, alpha hole, rejected mates, adventure romance, action romance series, military, military heroes, spicy romance, forbidden lovers, billionaire romance, five star romance, hot reads, mistaken mate, possessive heroes, dominant heroes, page-turner romance, sexy uniform, author romance, writer, danger, secret lover, Hawaii romance, tropical romance, romantic love story, passionate romance, sexy villains, mafia, bad boy romance, MC romance, dark romance, bdsm, taboo romance, billionaire, bad boy, love books, love stories, new adult, holiday, romantic novels, sexually romantic books, guaranteed HEA, no cliffhangers, happily ever after, bestseller, bestselling author, dark romance, NYC romance If you love these authors, you’ll enjoy this series: Julia Kent, TL Swan, Sierra Rose, Meghan Quinn, Elizabeth O’Roark, Ava Gray, J.T. Geissinger, Ava Harrison, Melanie Harlow, Kat T. Masen, Eva Winners, Marni Mann, Ivy Smoak, Michelle Heard, Lucy Darling, Monica Murphy, Layla Hagen, Pippa Grant, Carly Flynn, K.Bromberg, Lucy Score, Raylin Marks, Lily Gold, Penelope Sky, Bella J, Claire Kingsley, Eva Winners, Colleen Hoover, Louise Bay, Lucy Score, Ana Huang, Sara Cate, Olivia Hayle, Max Monroe, Tia Louise, Laurelin Paige, Carrie Ann Ryan, Lisa Renee Jones, Skye Warren, Willow Winters, K. A. LINDE, Shayla Black, Piper Lawson, Cadence Keys, Lauren Blakely, Claudia Burgoa.

The ghost of a teenage girl... A catastrophic fire... And a devastating secret that shatters Darcy Sweet's world. It's just another Christmas in Misty Hollow and it's business as usual for Jon and Darcy with a disturbing mystery to solve. They have their very own naughty list. And they're checking it twice! The further they dig into the mystery the more secrets they uncover. It seems that everyone has a secret including someone close to Darcy. The stakes are raised for Jon and Darcy when the mystery turns more deadly. Will they survive to see Christmas with their family? The Naughty List is the twentieth book in the Darcy Sweet Cozy Mystery series. If you love cozy mysteries with paranormal, and a touch of romance you'll love the Darcy Sweet Cozy Mystery series. Pick up The Naughty List to read Darcy's latest adventure today!