This book is a satire that occurs in the late seventies with humorist and somewhat philosophical undertones. ////"Excellent Writing, Quirky Genius Similar to Douglas Adams." HALL OF FAMETOP 10 REVIEWER ////"This debut novel follows a young mountain climber's unconventional quest for enlightenment. Mulch writes about Donato's search in a whimsical, absurdist style with plenty of jokes and fierce exaggerations A witty, Rabelaisian road story about one man's search for what matters." - Kirkus Reviews///

NOW STREAMING ON NETFLIX! “Hilarious” — New York Times Teen Genius (and Hermit) Carrie Pilby’s To-Do List: 1. List 10 things you love (and do them!) 2. Join a club (and talk to people!) 3. Go on a date (with someone you actually like!) 4. Tell someone you care (your therapist doesn’t count!) 5. Celebrate New Year’s (with other people!) Seriously? Carrie would rather stay in bed than deal with the immoral, sex-obsessed hypocrites who seem to overrun her hometown, New York City. She’s sick of trying to be like everybody else. She isn’t! But when her own therapist gives her a five-point plan to change her social-outcast status, Carrie takes a hard look at herself—and agrees to try. Suddenly the world doesn’t seem so bad. But is prodigy Carrie willing to dumb things down just to fit in?

An estranged son drives twelve hours to collect badly needed money from his father's estate. The same ugly McMansion still sits behind a security wall, but there are new features: a gaudy slate roof, a 70s-style conversation pit, and nearly two dozen statues posted along the wall like sentinels. It makes no sense; Billy Buchanan's father was broke. Where had these fierce looking, valuable sculptures come from? Forced to spend the week at 22 Dutch Road, Billy begins believing these samurai-styled carvings can talk to him by day, and worse, move at night-his father might not be so dead after all.

13-year old Clarence Griffin was on a weekend camping trip with his family and friends. His excursion turned out to be more than he bargained for when he was plunged into a world of deep peril filled with unworldly predators and dangers unseen within the darkest depths. Armed with only his slingshot and the equipment on his back, he must rely on his own survival skills and the talents of his three best friends and his little sister. Can he continue to defy inevitable demise and use his leadership to save himself and his companions in an unfamiliar realm?

Meet Reed Lavender, mostly-human nephew to Death herself, a man with the ability to hear the final words of the recently deceased. Using those words and his own investigative skills, Reed does his best to solve crimes or bring peace, joined by his Reaper relatives and demi-gods - some of whom are actually helpful and others who only think they are. On Reed's latest case, this time trying to solve the murder of a teen runaway, he uncovers something far bigger and darker beneath his city, something vast, something that is ripening to rot...