My Wedding Shit is an irreverent wedding planner for the sarcastic bride to be. A potty mouthed and practical, portable wedding planner notebook for the new fiance. Use for wedding ideas, thoughts, notes, plans, guest lists, seating arrangements, booking catering, dj, photographers, florists, cake, to do lists, and everything else that you need to plan a successful wedding!. 110 pages of planning and organization. Funny engagement present for the bride. Makes a great bride-to-be present for a bridal shower or wedding announcement. This soft bound matte cover planner will be your go-to for organizing your big day. The large 8.5x11 size that gives you plenty of space to note all your important info! With a swear-y words and romantic rose theme, this is a fun way to kick off the planning for the big event.

A companion to the popular website APracticalWedding.com and A Practical Wedding Planner, A Practical Wedding helps you sort through the basics to create the wedding you want -- without going broke or crazy in the process. After all, what really matters on your wedding day is not so much how it looked as how it felt. In this refreshing guide, expert Meg Keene shares her secrets to planning a beautiful celebration that reflects your taste and your relationship. You'll discover: The real purpose of engagement (hint: it's not just about the planning) How to pinpoint what matters most to you and your partner DIY-ing your wedding: brilliant or crazy? How to communicate decisions to your family Why that color-coded spreadsheet is actually worth it Wedding Zen can be yours. Meg walks you through everything from choosing a venue to writing vows, complete with stories and advice from women who have been in the trenches: the Team Practical brides. So here's to the joyful wedding, the sensible wedding, the unbelievably fun wedding! A Practical Wedding is your complete guide to getting married with grace.

Look at me, getting all MARRIED and shit. This is the perfect wedding planner for a bride and groom that swear a little and plan a lot. Getting married is wonderful and exciting, planning for it and all the sh*t that leads up it to it can be stressful. This 8.5" x 11" planner is 150 pages and has everything you need to plan the ceremony of your dreams! Stay organized with to-do lists and timelines that countdown from a year, nine months, six months, three months one week and the day before the BIG day! Stay on top of all the little shit that is important but can stress you out. Also includes menu planner, seating organization, engagement party plans, and notes and lists so you can easily budget for the photographer, videographer, entertainment, rehearsal dinner, caterer, wedding cake and more. Organize vendor and venue information. You won't forget a thing! Includes plenty of space to customize your planning. DETAILS: 8.5" x 11" 150 white pages High quality paperback cover Minimalist chalkboard design with a funny irreverent edge is an awesome engagement present. Makes a great gift for a bridal shower! Click brand name to find more awesome wedding planners. Get your shit together and make your dreams come true when you say I DO!

This planner notebook has essential tools you need to plan and organize your dream wedding. The notebook includes tons of worksheets, checklist, all kinds of planners. Makes a great engagement gift! * 8.5x11 inch, 130 Pages, Plenty of notes space. It has numbered pages and table of contents pages. It's super easy to DIY to meet different needs. * Minimal Rose Gold Cover Design. This book will become a marvelous keepsake! * Please note: this is not a guide book. This is a notebook with all kinds of worksheets and tools to make notes, plans, track information and organize the whole wedding. * This notebook includes the following content: Calendars (2018.2019.2020) / Wedding Planning Timeline / Checklist / To Do List / Yearly Planner / Monthly Planner / Weekly Planner / Daily Planner / Blank Lined Paper / Blank Grid Paper / Wedding Budget Planner / Vendor Contacts / Vendor Detail / Venue Comparison Chart / Wedding Dress Planner / Wedding Cake Planner / Photography Shoot List / Music Schedule / Wedding Flowers Worksheet / Wedding vows / Transportation Schedule Wedding Ceremony Detail / Wedding Reception Detail / Bachelor Party Planner / Bachelor Party Guest List / Bachelorette Party Planner / Bachelorette Party Guest List / Bridal Shower Planner / Bridal Shower Guest List / Engagement Party Planner / Engagement Party Guest List / Rehearsal Dinner Planner Rehearsal Dinner Guest List / Best Man and Groomsmen Page / Flower Girl Page / Ring Bearer Page / Ushers Page / Guest List / Seating Chart / Honeymoon Planner / Honeymoon Budget / Honeymoon Itinerary /

His best friend is getting married—so why isn't he? Aled's best friend is getting married. He supposes it's only natural for his thoughts to turn to his own wedding, and the space on his hand where his ring used to be. He tried and failed, so what's the point in trying again? Anyway, Gabriel isn't interested. Between his old friend Kevin, his live-in dominant Aled and his new boyfriend Chris, Gabriel has plenty to keep him occupied without getting involved in any of this wedding nonsense. If he's changing to appreciate love without sex as well as sex without love, that doesn't mean he's any more amenable to expensive parties and silly costumes. But Aled can't get the question out of his head, and Gabriel can't shake the feeling that there's something Aled's trying to ask him. Is this three-year affair about to become something a little more serious?

Malika always thought she was happy and did a good job of making everyone else think so too. Her carefree lifestyle was what most women lusted for. Able to do and go whenever and wherever she wanted at the drop of a dime. Not having to answer to anyone but God and herself and to be honest she didn't really put God in the equation for the most part. She would always answer when asked why she wasn't married or why she had no children I ain't never want to be married and damn sho didn't wanna be a nobody's momma. Little did she know her life was about to change in a matter of months. Malika's story reaches and touches on the lives of all women in some way or another. The woman who chose career over caress, the woman who found herself knee deep in a relationship and couldn't tell you when it happenned. Those of us that are always leb by our head itjust gives all of those women a different look at the choices made to survive but that kept us from living.

Plan your wedding without the weight of outdated customs and get hitched in a way that is authentic, fun, and true to who you are. From the minute couples become engaged, they are pressured to buy into a one-size-fits-all wedding. By breaking down the antiquated traditions of that #blessedweddingday, The New Wedding Book will help you and your betrothed throw those icky traditions to the curb in honour of having the wedding of your actual dreams — not the one you've been force-fed for decades by the wedding-industrial complex. Inspiring couples to plan their wedding in a way that is meaningful to them, Bilodeau and Cleveland debunk the manufactured traditions, advocate for realistic budgets, offer brilliant advice from real-life couples, and confront the crushing pressure for weddings to be perfect.

From USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR Xavier Neal comes a dark, gripping romantic suspense standalone that you can devour in one sitting! Once upon a time, she was asked to put on a slipper. Little did this princess know, the arrangement she agreed to was going to get a bit more savage than the original fairytale... *This is a STANDALONE dark retelling, reinvention of the Cinderella fairy tale intended for ADULT AUDIENCES ONLY. This was originally featured in the Savage Bloodline Anthology but now includes a BONUS EPILOGUE! TROPE CHECK: Fairytale Retelling Mafia Romance Dark Romance Possessive Alpha Marriage of Convenience

“A captivating and different kind of story” about the life of Bugsy Siegel’s godson, from the author “who captured his voice” (Nick Pileggi, author/screenwriter of Goodfellas and Casino). In 1944 Brooklyn, newborn Michael J. Hardy is rejected by his mother so she can run with gangster Bugsy Siegel, Hardy’s godfather. Shirley Rook rose to the top of the criminal ranks. As the Queen of New York City crime, she laundered Mob money, ran the city’s largest bookmaking operation, and handed payouts to dirty cops, politicians, and judges. To win his mother’s love and respect, Hardy became a fearless gangster. Throughout his career as a mercenary, he robbed banks and drug dealers alike, ran a kidnapping ring, and even became a hired gun. At his lowest, he ended up doing time for his mother’s counterfeiting operation in Mexico’s most dangerous prison. Hardy’s criminal code of conduct combines elements of tough Ukrainian Jew and warm Southern Baptist, whether dealing with family and friends or fellow inmates during a combined twenty-six years spent in prisons and jails. He maintained this characteristic gregarious strength throughout his astonishing life in which Hardy was shot eleven times, committed fourteen hits for the Mob, twice wore wires for Rudy Giuliani to nab dirty cops, wrote a letter to JFK to get out of military prison, choked the Hillside Strangler, shared prison time with notorious criminals, and even spent ten years in Hollywood, cast in non-speaking roles in B-movies. “A fascinating character study of an unapologetic criminal. David S. Larson masterfully weaves this tale in Michael Hardy’s own words, resulting in a powerful, inside story of a gangster’s life.” —Cathy Scott, Los Angeles Times-bestselling author

Nafis Jackson is on the come up. Setting neighborhood records, he was the youngest in town eatin' and respected the way he was. After burying his right hand man, things started going downhill for Nafis. His once happy relationship was falling apart, he got knocked, and he gets pulled into a whirlwind of negativity. After his incarceration, Nafis deals with demons from prison while still tryna maintain the lifestyle he did when he was on top of his game. His world comes to a screeching halt when his girl catches on to that ass. Left to explain a lot of who, what, when, where, why and how's Nafis is all caught up in lies, sex, drugs, money and drama.. Will these setbacks Keep Nafis down? Determined to get his life back on track, Nafis is forced to start from scratch. However, he had a big decision to make. Would he go back to hustling or go about making the right choices this time? He has to determine his tomorrow by the choices he makes today.